Lu Ye’s heart leaped upon hearing this. He urgently dug his ten toes into the soles of his shoes and clenched his fingers tightly, afraid he might not be able to control himself and would erupt in a "storm of love" at that very moment.
He had drawn many horizontal lines on the wall in anticipation of this day. Every day, he ran thirty laps around the red mangrove grove, lifted the largest stone in the training ground two hundred times, did a thousand squats, practiced swordplay for two hours, and practiced punches and kicks for three hours, followed by non-stop training with the guard team.
"Guai Bao" had actually told him to go ahead with it. Fine, then he would be completely unrestrained!
Just thinking about the virtual scenes about to unfold made Lu Ye’s heart pound, feeling as if his breathing were about to stop.
Tian Ya’s wound healed quickly.
He looked down and realized he truly possessed "something." Excited, he jumped out of bed and immediately went to find Lu Yun, Lu Yu, Tian Dou, and Tie Zhu for a friendly “pissing contest” among brothers.
Lu Yun and the others could fully understand Tian Ya’s excitement at that moment, so they cooperated enthusiastically. During the competition, they even noticeably held back some effort. In truth, even without holding back, Tian Ya wouldn't have lost; at the very least, he would have tied.
After the friendly match with Lu Yun and the others, Tian Ya continued to issue challenges to the other boys in Hongshu Village.
The boys of Hongshu Village were also very obliging, happily competing with Tian Ya all day long.
For the competitions, they carried large water skins with them. After finishing a round, they would immediately drink water to prepare for the next duel as quickly as possible.
Lu Yun and Tian Dou, in order to help their good brother Tian Ya regain face, directly challenged the boys from Qianfei Village, stating that the winner would be rewarded with a water skin.
The boys of Qianfei Village were subdued by the beating, but since it was a formal competition with prizes, they eagerly signed up.
Thus, Tian Ya used his prowess in urination to awe everyone and became the "Pissing King" among many boys.
Every day at mealtimes, the few mischievous children in the house were nowhere to be seen.
Granny Zhong, A Zhong, worried that the little rascals might be in trouble. However, Zhao Dazhuang waved his hand dismissively and said calmly, "What trouble could they be in? Those little monkeys are probably running around having pissing contests with people."
Consequently, whenever the family members couldn’t see the children, they assumed they were having pissing contests.
Five days later, Lu Ye had arranged all affairs at home and in the village. He told his family that he and Guai Bao were going to the county town, and to thank the friend who found the "live corpse worms," explaining that they would likely be gone for five days.
Upon hearing this, his family members all stared at him and Bai Sheng speechlessly.
Feng Pingyuan walked up to him, patted his shoulder, and whispered, "Brother Ye, there's plenty of time. Take it easy."
"Brother Feng, what do you mean?" Lu Ye feigned innocence and purity, pretending not to understand Feng Pingyuan.
Feng Pingyuan, who rarely joked, couldn't help but twitch his lips when he saw Lu Ye’s flushed face and trembling hands and feet. "Just be careful on the road, and take good care of your wife."
Oh, heavens!
Did this person really think everyone at home didn't know what he was planning?
The horizontal lines on the wall of the room had long been deciphered by Zhao Dazhuang. Every time they entered to see Miss and the Young Masters, they would help Brother Ye count the lines. Today was precisely the day the count was completed.
Lu Ye nodded. "Thank you, Brother Feng. Black Wind is quite steady when it runs."
Zhao Dazhuang also walked over and chuckled meaningfully, "Brother Ye, have fun playing outside. Don't worry, we'll take care of things at home. You just go and enjoy yourselves to your heart's content."
"Thank you, Brother Dazhuang," Lu Ye pretended not to understand Zhao Dazhuang's hidden meaning either.
Ma San and Huang Gou Sheng just grinned at Lu Ye and inexplicably gave him a thumbs-up.
Lu Ye feigned composure and touched his face, wondering if he had revealed anything he shouldn’t have.
Prince Yu had been busy with the mine affairs and hadn’t noticed Lu Ye’s burgeoning affections. After breakfast, he immediately left for the mine with A Qiu and the guards.
It wasn’t until he returned in the evening and couldn't see Lu Ye and Bai Sheng that he realized what they were doing when his family told him they had gone to the county town.
"Playing outside"? Hmph! Weren't they just avoiding the family because the commotion at home would be too loud?
That Lu Ye was truly a stud; he was always thinking about doing that! Shameless!
As Prince Yu cursed Lu Ye profusely in his mind, he also felt a pang of jealousy, his nose itching. That night, he couldn't help but eat two extra bowls of rice.
Ji Chenghe was busy with village and planting matters all day and hadn't noticed Lu Ye's movements.
However, he never concerned himself with other couples' private affairs.
It was his elderly mother, Old Madam Ji, A Ji, who smiled mysteriously at him, saying that Xiao Ye and Sheng Yatou might conceive again soon. She advised him to learn from the young couple and to be more diligent about his own marriage in the future.
Alas, if her simple son could experience the joys of being with a woman, perhaps he might open up. Or should she allow her son to visit a brothel?
Bah, bah! A woman in a brothel has been tasted by a thousand men and slept with by ten thousand. She's impure, so she can't lead her son astray.
Alas, she was truly worried sick about her son's marriage.
Lu Yun and Lu Yu, seeing that their brother and sister-in-law were not at home,
asked Du Min where they had gone.
Du Min smiled and looked at Feng Pingyuan. Feng Pingyuan cleared his throat and tried to speak calmly to Yun and Yu, saying that their brother and sister-in-law had gone to the county town… on business.
This was not untrue; they were indeed attending to business.
The children were relatively innocent. Upon learning the reason, they asked no further questions.
The adults, however, each suppressed mischievous smiles, burying their faces in their large bowls as if they were just eating.
Yang Shi was also close to giving birth. Hu Daniu vaguely saw a glimmer of victory. He even wanted to learn from Brother Ye and draw horizontal lines on the wall in his room, counting the days.
Yang Shi was so angry she pinched him dozens of times, scolding him for being full of lecherous thoughts.
Hu Daniu chuckled foolishly, "Isn't that because my wife is excessively charming, and I'm too attracted to her?"
Yang Shi immediately softened and rewarded Daniu in a different way.
Ma San and Feng Pingyuan were still struggling in the darkness, with some distance yet to go towards the dawn of hope.
They forced themselves not to think about it, as overthinking was detrimental to health. By working tirelessly every day, they had no energy left for wild thoughts.
Bai Sheng and Lu Ye walked to a secluded spot and then quickly entered the space with Black Wind.
As soon as they entered the space, the two embraced each other wildly.
Black Wind looked at the shameless pair of masters and couldn't help but snort. Then, raising its hooves, it galloped away towards a more remote area.
Why wouldn't it run faster? The scene was simply earsplittingly vulgar.
The creatures in the space, seeing the indescribable state of their masters and the male master, sensed that for the next few days, it would be inappropriate for them to roam around the space, especially to use their eyes and ears.
Thus, under the warning howl of "Bao Yu," all the wild creatures scurried away in a panic.
"Masters, we leave the territory to you. Please indulge yourselves, and just pretend we are… dead!"
The water in the stone pool rippled and churned. The water sometimes lapped rhythmically against the rocks at the edge of the pool, and sometimes became violent, unable to calm down for a long time.
When the pool water finally subsided, the bamboo forest not far away became very noisy.