Chen Yu, muttering magic incantations, stared blankly at his wristband.
Why so generous all of a sudden?
He dazedly turned to Black Bean.
Black Bean \(；￢_￢): "Boss, did you forget what you just said?"
"I'm your dad?"
"Chen Yu!!!"
Jiang Ya Qing was furious.
(╯‵皿′)╯︵┻━┻
Let's all die!
"Come on, Chen Yu, if you still consider yourself a man, if you've got a pair, give me your coordinates, give them to me!" Jiang Ya Qing yelled.
"What for, you coming over?" Chen Yu was startled.
"I'm gonna go at you!"
Jiang Ya Qing shouted in exasperation.
Chen Yu: (!!!∑(ﾟДﾟノ)ノ
Black Bean: (ヾ(ﾟдﾟ)ﾉ
Wait, is this a good thing?
"What good thing are you thinking about?" Chen Yu whispered to his wristband. "This is a legitimate establishment, even if you're a supreme VIP, we don't offer sleepover services."
"Boss, I, I, I'll do it..."
Black Bean sidled closer (ღ˘⌣˘ღ).
"I'll serve you!"
Chen Yu kicked Black Bean away.
Jiang Ya Qing: (o_o)??
Swish.
Jiang Ya Qing, realizing what was said, was filled with annoyance.
"Who wants to sleep with you?"
"Hey, getting forgetful at such a young age, that's a precursor to dementia," Chen Yu said. "Didn't you just say you wanted to come over and 'go at me'?"
"I want to go at you!"
"Yes."
"I..."
On the verge of rage and losing her mind, Jiang Ya Qing clenched her fists tightly.
"I want to beat you up."
"Oh dear, if you want to beat me up, I'll definitely not let you come over," Chen Yu said, feigning surprise, then becoming serious. "Do you think I'm stupid? You want to beat me up and give me your coordinates?"
"I am a Supreme VIP!!!"
"The final interpretation of all VIP privileges for this establishment belongs to the owner."
"Chen Yu, you..."
Jiang Ya Qing choked, unable to finish her sentence after a long pause.
"Ms. Jiang, anger harms the body," Chen Yu said softly, offering comfort. "Be careful not to end up in a bloodbath."
"You!!!"
"I'm doing this for your own good. If you really want to beat me up, I'll have to resist. If I make a move, the caves will tremble. You're my VIP, and I wouldn't want to hurt you."
"Aren't I a Supreme VIP? How did I become just a VIP?"
Jiang Ya Qing suddenly yelled in anger.
"Didn't I just say?" Chen Yu said softly, blinking. "The final interpretation belongs to our establishment."
At these words, Jiang Ya Qing nearly bit her teeth off.
Shameless!
Vulgar!
Brazen!!!
"Ms. Jiang, please understand, this is a high-end gourmet restaurant, and we have very strict review requirements and standards for our customers," Chen Yu said softly. "Think about it, can you shout and yell in a coffee shop?"
"This is a complaint!" Jiang Ya Qing shouted.
"Customer service also has human rights; everyone is equal. Even if you're a Supreme VIP, you can't have such a bad attitude towards customer service."
"The customer service said he was my father first!"
"Isn't he?"
Chen Yu's question, striking directly at the soul, left Jiang Ya Qing stunned.
"What did you say?!" After a full half-minute, Jiang Ya Qing suddenly sat up from her lounge chair and yelled at the wristband, "Say that again, what did you just say?"
"Isn't he?" Chen Yu repeated.
Provocation!
Jiang Ya Qing stared at the wristband in silence for a long time, nodding repeatedly.
You're provoking me, aren't you?
ヽ(#`Д´)ﾉ
Jiang Ya Qing took out a magic staff, drew Chen Yu's likeness on the ground, and then poured out over a dozen swords with a clatter.
(〝▼皿▼) I'll stab you to death, I'll stab you to death!!!
"Ms. Jiang," Chen Yu's voice came from the wristband again. "Please don't be too anxious or upset. Actually, this matter might still be possible."
"I'm your mother too!"
"Ms. Jiang, that's where you're mistaken," Chen Yu said calmly. "Think about it, have you ever heard the phrase, 'parents who provide food and clothing'?"
"What about it?"
"Those who can provide you with clothes to wear and food to eat are parents. Our little shop provides you, our esteemed customers, with the most delicious food. In that case, aren't we your parents?"
"What are you talking about? I should be your parent who provides food and clothing!!"
"Did I provide you with food?"
"No!"
"Did I provide you with clothes?"
"No!"
"Did I provide you with food?"
"..."
"It seems you understand now," Chen Yu sighed softly. "I am your father. This may sound unpleasant, but if you think about it carefully, am I not that hard-working old father who prepares delicious food for you?"
"You, you, you..."
Jiang Ya Qing was speechless for a long time.
"I may not be your biological father, but I am the 'food-providing father'," Chen Yu said softly. "Actually, I was just confirming the shop's name. I've decided what to call it now."
"What?"
"Dad's Diner."
"Is, is that so?"
For some reason, Jiang Ya Qing felt that Chen Yu's words had a bit of logic to them.
He makes exquisite and delicious food.
He provides food.
The 'parents who provide food and clothing' role seems to be precisely what he's playing.
"What you're saying does sound a bit strange," Jiang Ya Qing muttered.
Chen Yu sighed and said earnestly.
"It's not that what I'm saying is strange, it's that your thinking is strange. You've been very aggressive towards me from the start, so everything I say naturally sounds provocative to you.
In reality, I haven't.
I am just a gourmand, a benevolent old father willing to share his culinary creations.
Watching you eat happily and contentedly.
Watching you grow strong.
His deep yet benevolent whisper soothed Jiang Ya Qing's heart.
Her nose even felt a bit sore.
Jiang Ya Qing quickly pulled out the swords that were stuck in Chen Yu's face, sniffling.
"I have a bad temper."
"It's alright, you're young, it's understandable."
Chen Yu whispered, feigning profundity.
"Then... can I still be a Supreme VIP?" Jiang Ya Qing asked tentatively.
Chen Yu: (||ﾟДﾟ)
Still thinking about Supreme VIP?
Yes!
Of course, you can. Wanting to be a Supreme VIP is simple.
He's the owner.
Whether you can be one depends on his mood.
"Oh, this Supreme VIP..." Chen Yu suddenly hesitated for a moment. "Ms. Jiang, as you know, Supreme VIP represents the highest treatment in our establishment. When I issued it to you, it was after careful consideration, thinking that you..."
"I was wrong," Jiang Ya Qing mumbled. "Can you forgive me?"
Jiang Ya Qing: (o(t-t)ゞ I was wrong.
In a private message, Jiang Ya Qing also sent an emoji.
"How about this then," Chen Yu sighed softly and said. "Considering you're an old customer of our establishment and we have such a deep relationship, let me take a look at your magic bathtub. I won't look while you're bathing."
"Huh?"
"No, no, no."
Chen Yu raised his hand and slapped his own face.
What was he saying?
He was in the middle of brainwashing, he needed to focus on the task at hand.
"Here's what we'll do. If you recommend 3 major customers to our establishment, with purchase volumes of over 50 units of roast meat, I will restore your Supreme VIP status, and you will still be Queen Jiang." Chen Yu said.
"Still the only one in the world?" Jiang Ya Qing asked tentatively.
"The only one!"
Chen Yu answered decisively.
"Okay, please wait for me." Jiang Ya Qing said with conviction. "I'll go do it now."
(ง•̀_•́)ง: "Go for it!"
٩(•̤̀ᵕ•̤́๑)ᵒᵏᵎᵎᵎᵎ: "Leave it to me!!!"