Chapter 184 Philosophy Three-Hit Combo

Misty and confused, Xia Yan woke from her slumber.

She opened her sleepy eyes, only to see a dim starry sky.

At this moment, Xia Yan couldn't help but ask herself the philosophical three-hit combo.

Who am I?

Where do I come from?

Where am I going?

Oh, right, my name is Xia Yan, I came from the kitchen at home, and I'm going to…

Wait!

I came from the kitchen?

Where's my large bowl of wide noodles?

Seriously! That large bowl of wide noodles was a little expensive!

Xia Yan propped herself up with one hand, rubbing her forehead with the other. Although her head was a little muddled, her body felt extremely comfortable, as if she had endless energy.

Xia Yan shook her head from side to side, making a crisp cracking sound. She stepped off the bed and saw Han Jiangxue, covered with a dark military uniform, sleeping soundly on the Yingying Bear at the foot of the bed.

Wow…

My Xuexue is so beautiful!?

Xia Yan secretly exclaimed in admiration. The only eyesore was that there was half a wide noodle hanging on the dark Night Watcher military uniform…

I wonder which idiot can get noodles on their shoulder?

Xia Yan muttered, realizing that Xiao Pi had returned and brought them all to the Land of Catastrophe for recuperation.

Xia Yan frowned. There were some vague memories in her mind. It seemed like… when she was dreaming, she really dreamed that Xiao Pi had returned, and she even dreamed of eating noodles. Anyway, it was a dream, and the timeline was a bit chaotic, so she didn't take it seriously.

The question is… were the dreams all real?

While she was pondering, a rather rapid breathing sound came from afar.

Xia Yan turned her head and saw Jiang Xiao, covered in sweat, running towards her step by step. Judging from his posture, he should be running laps.

And Jiang Xiao's body seemed to have been fished out of the water. How long had he been running?

Listening to the rapid breathing, Xia Yan stepped forward and blocked Jiang Xiao's path.

"You're... awake?" Jiang Xiao ran over, couldn't help but bend down, propping his hands on his knees, panting heavily.

"So diligent." Xia Yan reached out to rub his crew cut, but it was covered in sweat. After hesitating for a long time, Xia Yan looked at Jiang Xiao with disdain and finally gave up.

Jiang Xiao tried to even out his breathing and said, "What did you... do yesterday? When I came back, you were... sleeping like pigs."

Xia Yan raised her eyebrows, "You're the pig!"

Jiang Xiao grinned, "Have you forgotten the scene of you eating and sleeping, eating and sleeping?"

Xia Yan blinked her eyes, "Eh?"

Jiang Xiao said, "That's not even the best part. You know, you were eating and eating, and you woke yourself up. That scene was simply perfect!"

"Shut up, shut up." Xia Yan seemed to realize something, her cheeks flushed, and she hurriedly reached out to cover Jiang Xiao's mouth, but she wiped a handful of sweat, and hurriedly retracted her palm, shaking it with disgust.

Jiang Xiao stepped forward, signaling Xia Yan to follow.

After strenuous exercise, it's best not to lie directly on the ground.

Jiang Xiao walked and adjusted his breathing, while asking, "Tell me, what did you guys do?"

Xia Yan pouted, "Pioneering, going on a mission. Didn't you read the news?"

Jiang Xiao, "What's wrong?"

Xia Yan, "6 days ago, the Imperial Capital Star Martial struck the lottery! An other-dimensional space opened on campus."

Jiang Xiao was shocked. He couldn't help but recall a year ago, when He Xu, Wu Yao, and Song Chunxi were still seniors, preparing to participate in the World Cup. The group happily returned from eating hot pot and encountered the advent of the Yan Pan Institute's other-dimensional space.

Jiang Xiao hurriedly asked, "Yan Pan Institute?"

Xia Yan nodded, "There's the Yan Pan Institute, and there's also Black Rock Mountain, a double yolk egg, it's really drunk."

Jiang Xiao hated it in his heart!

Coupled with Han Jiangxue's extremely tired appearance, Jiang Xiao couldn't help but feel a little guilty. He should have stayed by her side.

Out of concern, Jiang Xiao said something redundant, "Are you guys okay?"

Xia Yan said, "We didn't go to the Yan Pan Institute. Other instructors and the returning Triumphant Army went in for pioneering. As a pioneering duty team, we went to the open Black Rock Mountain on the prison side."

Jiang Xiao breathed a sigh of relief, "That's good, that's good..."

Xia Yan curled her lips, "Good my ass, where do you think the Black Rock Mountain's Holy Ruins opened? At least eight hundred kilometers away!"

Jiang Xiao looked at Xia Yan with a blank expression, "Eight... eight hundred kilometers?"

Jiang Xiao had been to many other-dimensional spaces, and the Holy Ruins were not the farthest, but most of the Holy Ruins were three to five hundred kilometers away from the gate of the other-dimensional space at most. How unlucky were Xia Yan and the others?

Xia Yan looked distressed, "Otherwise, could we have stayed in there for 6 days? We were almost thrown up! Fortunately, our strength is here, and it was thrilling in Black Rock Mountain. If I had to stay in the Yan Pan Institute for 6 days, you would never see me again."

As she said that, Xia Yan looked at Jiang Xiao pitifully, reached out, and pinched his wet hem, "Xiao Pi, are you afraid? I'm saying I'm gone, I'm gone..."

"Thank you for your hard work." Jiang Xiao said this from the bottom of his heart.

Finding the Holy Ruins is not a simple matter of finding the way, especially for the Black Rock Mountain dimensional space. There is no need to introduce the creatures inside. The "fake military training" of the Imperial Capital Star Martial University comes from this famous "suffering of Black Rock Mountain". It's hard to imagine what kind of mental damage Xia Yan and the others suffered inside.

"It's difficult to organize the team members from various places to go back. Because of the distance, we have to ensure that the teams searching in other directions have to go back before we destroy the Holy Ruins. And before they go back, we have been at the Holy Ruins... it's simply a nightmare." Xia Yan looked like she still had lingering fears, and she was a little scared when she talked about it.

Jiang Xiao still wanted to say something, but Xia Yan suddenly smiled, changed the subject, and said, "But one thing to say, Zhao Zijian is pretty good."

Zhao Zijian? The Nebula Peak freshman, the medical department awakener designated by Qin Wangchuan to take over Jiang Xiao's position in the team?

Xia Yan muttered, "Silence, Against the Current Light, Blessing, Bell, everything that should be there is there, nothing is missing, but the effect is too poor. When I first started fighting with him, I really wanted to slap him to death.

What kind of broken bell is this? Not to mention the thin medical light, that bell can't even calm me down. And that broken blessing, that beam of light is so thin and small, like yours is so big and…"

Xia Yan's words suddenly stopped, and after a few seconds, she said, "I thought he could use Blessing to milk the Black Flame Demon to death, like you, milk it to the point of doubting life and finally burning itself, but what happened? Sigh... never mind, I won't say it anymore, I'm tired."

The corner of Jiang Xiao's mouth twitched, "You really think your Pi God is for nothing? You can't find a second one in this world."

Unexpectedly, Xia Yan didn't refute, "That's right! Usually, the big milk in my team protects me! Acting as a knife to kill beside me, acting as a shield to block in front of me, acting as a commander to control the whole field, and acting as milk to protect everyone! Looking at Zhao Zijian again, I still have to help him guard him, it's really worrying."

Jiang Xiao, "......"

Xia Yan, "You should say something! How can there be such a milk like him?"

Jiang Xiao weakly said, "Did I spoil you too much?"

Xia Yan, "What's wrong?"

Jiang Xiao said helplessly, "Which medical department is not treated like a grandpa (ye)? In team battles, guarding auxiliary personnel is the duty of you warriors, what are you complaining about?"

Xia Yan grabbed her hair irritably, thought for a long time, and finally decided not to argue with Jiang Xiao, and changed the subject again, "Several teams went in to search together, we were the first to find it! Very powerful, right?"

How can I pretend not to see the performance that should cooperate with you?

Jiang Xiao nodded repeatedly, "Powerful, powerful! This time, your pioneering duty team has shown its face in the Imperial Capital Star Martial! It seems that duty is still very necessary."

Xia Yan proudly raised her head and straightened her chest, "That's for sure! In the middle of the night, our team was the second to arrive at the scene to block the gate of the other-dimensional space. Since we arrived at the scene, we haven't let any Black Rock Mountain creatures break into the Imperial Capital Star Martial. By the way, Xie Ala is so fierce, she was the first batch to arrive at the scene!"

Jiang Xiao, "Xie Ala? Warden?"

"Ah, yes!" Xia Yan nodded, "The Black Rock Mountain space gate opened next to the prison. Xie Ala led a group of junior and senior students who were locked in the small dark room and forced the group of Black Rock Mountain creatures back into the space gate..."

Xia Yan said with a smile, "When we went, the small dark room forces were dispatched, no wonder they were students locked in the small dark room, they were brave and fierce, one stronger than the other."

Jiang Xiao, "......"

"Let's not talk about us." Xia Yan turned her head to look at Jiang Xiao and said, "Is the Night Watcher fun?"

Jiang Xiao shrugged his shoulders and said, "Being a bodyguard and coach for the prince, cooperating with the Huaxia Star Beast Research Institute to observe the Yingying Bear, retrieving the kidnapped prince, and by the way, dressing up as a woman and seducing a criminal boss, and arresting him."

"Wow." Xia Yan's small mouth opened slightly, marveling, "Sounds so exciting, is the prince handsome?"

Jiang Xiao, "A deep boudoir resentful woman."

Xia Yan, "......"

Jiang Xiao spread his hands and added, "He wants to learn everything he sees, like a little newbie."

"Uh..." Xia Yan stammered, "Then tell me, how did you seduce people?"

"Just changed into a beauty, found the criminal boss, and then threw myself into his arms, what else could there be." Jiang Xiao said casually as he walked.

"It's so easy to say that a beauty can throw herself into his arms? You have to find the type the other person likes? You have to pay attention to dressing? Hairstyle, makeup, you don't consider..." Xia Yan's words stopped abruptly.

Because, the Jiang Xiao next to her suddenly turned into Han Jiangxue's appearance.

The "Jiang Xue" frowned slightly, her face was full of exhaustion, and the tiredness that came out of the Black Rock Mountain was the same, her heart was exhausted, and she was silently looking at Xia Yan.

Xia Yan's heart was about to break, and she reached out to hug Han Jiangxue and wanted to comfort her.

But she was pressed on the forehead by a hand.

Jiang Xiao's voice came from Han Jiangxue's mouth, "Be reserved, I'm throwing myself into his arms, not you."

"Uh..." Xia Yan took two steps back, pointing at "Jiang Xue's" nose with one finger, "You! You! You..."

Jiang Xue immediately changed back to Jiang Xiao and said, "Anyway, at that time, I found a foreign girl in revealing clothes and directly pounced into the arms of the criminal boss, and handcuffed him casually."

But Xia Yan had an expression of being played badly, although she had seen "Jiang Yan" countless times, but she hadn't seen "Jiang Xue" very much, especially the pitiful appearance of Jiang Xue just now, stubborn and stubborn just right, my mother...

Xia Yan suddenly stomped her feet, "You are simply a drama queen! You are simply a scourge!"

Jiang Xiao smiled and said, "I'll show you the Chang'e version of little Jiang Xue?"

Xia Yan's eyes widened, "Eh?"

Jiang Xiao, "I'm a drama queen? I'm a scourge?"

Xia Yan's face was full of smiles, and she hurriedly waved her hands, "No, no, how is that possible! Our Xiao Pi is the best, warm and considerate, handsome and... damn..."

This interjection was extremely rare from Xia Yan's mouth.

Because Jiang Xiao really turned into the Han Jiangxue version of Chang'e.

A white dress, with jade belts fluttering behind her.

Her dark hair was arranged into a flying bun, revealing a taste of not eating human fireworks.

Under the Guanghan Qinghui, her forehead was slightly frowned, and there was a faint sorrow between her eyebrows.

However, all this happened within a short two seconds.

Before Xia Yan could react, Jiang Xiao changed back again.

Xia Yan looked at Jiang Xiao blankly, the fairy turned back into a mortal, "Gone, gone..."

Jiang Xiao walked forward leisurely, "Moderate gaming is good for the brain, being addicted to gaming is bad for the body."

Xia Yan was stunned for a moment, and then chased after him, "I'm already an adult, do I need you to persuade me?"

Jiang Xiao grinned, "You want the horse to run, but you don't want the horse to eat grass? If you don't recharge, how do you play the game?"

Xia Yan: ???

Jiang Xiao, "You take out a pile of Void Catastrophe Star Beads from your pocket and slap them directly on my face, see if I'll change for you or not?"

Xia Yan couldn't help but grind her teeth, looking like she was going to chew Jiang Xiao to pieces, "Are you a dog?"

Jiang Xiao stopped and turned to look at Xia Yan.

Xia Yan also stood firm, fully alert and nervous, she had entered a first-level alert state!

Who would have thought,

Jiang Xiao grinned, rubbed his crew cut with a smile, and spit out a word to Xia Yan: "Woof!"