"Especially when the wearer is injured, as long as you take a small bite of this piece of green bamboo, no matter how severe the injury, you can save your life."
Hearing Xiao Bao's words, Lin Zhan immediately understood the preciousness of this item, and at the same time marveled at the loyalty of his brothers.
Seeing Lin Zhan's satisfied expression, Xiao Bao finally breathed a sigh of relief: Good heavens, if the boss knew I had a ten-meter-tall, still growing, spirit-infused green bamboo, he'd skin me alive.
Seeing that it was his turn, Xiao Ji quickly spat on his head and then jumped up.
Lin Zhan and the other four looked at each other in bewilderment: "Holy crap, what is Xiao Ji doing?"
Xiao Bao pondered for a while and said weakly, "I heard that bird flu is starting to spread again these days. Could Xiao Ji be…."
Before Xiao Bao could finish, Lin Zhan flicked him to the side.
"Scram, you t—"
"Ah, right, right, right…" Lin Zhan grinned broadly and was about to soar into the air, then realized someone was still missing.
"Xiao Kong, what about yours…?"
Looking at Lin Zhan's outstretched hand, Xiao Kong, who thought he had escaped, was instantly confused.
Damn, you can't forget about me on such joyous occasion, you're truly my good brother.
Saying that, he placed a golden monkey hair in Lin Zhan's hand.
"Boss, this is a monkey hair avatar of our old ancestor. It can summon the avatar of a peak-level half-ancestor at any time. You can guess the combat power of that old ancestor without me saying it."
He gave Lin Zhan a knowing look.
Lin Zhan immediately understood that Xiao Kong was referring to the old ancestor who could travel 108,000 li in a single somersault.
"Brothers, I have nothing more to say. Big Brother has noted all your loyalty. When your future nephews grow up, they will kowtow to you all."
With that, Lin Zhan cupped his hands and soared into the sky.
The five brothers looked at each other: "Old Four, is your divination really reliable? Don't mess it up."
Xiao Ji quickly shook his head: "It won't be messed up. Last night I eavesdropped on the boss. After the boss fell asleep, the sister-in-law personally said, 'My dear, you're going to be a father, aren't you? If you don't prepare early, won't our two sons end up bachelors?'"
"This matter was mainly the sister-in-law talking to herself, saying the boss was like a block of wood, and if their sons were like him in the future, they'd all end up bachelors. So, our sister-in-law is preparing for herself, isn't she?" Su Dan Novel Net
The other four brothers nodded: "Then this matter seems reliable. Brothers, let's quickly prepare gifts for our future nephews. We are all genuine uncles. This time we are preparing for our nephews, we can't fool them with the things we gave earlier."
"Brother Jin is indeed right. What were those things we gave earlier?"
"Brother Two only shed half a bucket of blood, and the boss was so happy. Ask Brother Two, he has at least three sets of River Map turtle shells left, but he's not even willing to give them away." Xiao Ji looked at Xiao Hei with disdain.
"Old Four, get lost. Brother Jin dug up over 100 ancestral graves in his family just to give the boss a dragon pearl. And he was shameless enough to do it. What am I lacking?" Xiao Hei said with a smile at Xiao Jin. Xiao Ji, this fool, wanted to frame me, so I'll just pull Brother Jin down with me.
"Alright, let's not talk about each other. Xiao Ji, you even strung that broken bead of yours into a necklace, and you only gave the boss one, after all that showmanship. How dare you speak?"
"And Xiao Kong, you're also too generous. Your monkey hair could make a wig, and you only gave the boss one. What are you smiling about?"
Brother Jin, as expected of the eldest brother, truly understood these brothers who were as close as if they were born of the same parents.
Xiao Kong pouted: "Brother Jin, don't just talk about me. Brother Bao is the same. He only gave the boss one sprout from a ten-meter-long bamboo, and it was what Brother Bao had left over from last night."
Xiao Bao quickly protested: "You can't say that. If it was for the boss, it would be leftovers. But this is for the sister-in-law, how could I not get a new one?"
"Brothers, stop wasting time here. After we conquer these divine realms, let's keep our eyes open. Whatever good things we find, we'll stash them away for the sister-in-law and our future nephews."
"Brother Bao is right. With us uncles around, let alone two nephews, even if the boss has twenty thousand nephews, we can still support them. We have the means."
Xiao Ji spoke again, looking a bit like a scheming advisor.
"Yes, yes, Xiao Ji is right. With the five of us, what is there to fear? Tomorrow, we'll all clear out the junk in our storage spaces, otherwise, there won't be any room for better items."
Hearing Brother Jin's words, Xiao Ji spoke again: "Don't waste the cleared-out items. We'll use the excuse of celebrating the sister-in-law's pregnancy to donate them to the army. Then we'll also gain a good reputation."
"Good."
"Excellent."
"Very good."
"Fucking awesome."