Lin Zhan, the young Taoist priest, and the five little ones looked up at the giant fish falling from the sky in surprise.
"Holy crap, this fish is so big, ten pots wouldn't be enough to stew it. If we add some pork belly, it would be absolutely delicious."
The young Taoist priest said, drooling.
"Big brother, what do you say we go after it, big brother..."
The young Taoist priest found that Lin Zhan didn't respond after calling out a few times, so he turned back to look.
This one turn of his head was no small matter; he felt he was still too young.
Young Master Lin was leading the five little ones in putting on their battle armor, and the five little ones had also put on their runic armaments.
Without a word, they got their cannons ready and picked up their guns.
As soon as the little Kunpeng landed, it saw a row of sparking iron lumps flying towards it.
Without a second thought, the little Kunpeng opened its mouth and swallowed all the incoming cannonballs.
In a short while, a puff of smoke drifted out of the little Kunpeng's mouth.
"Hmm, this stuff is good, better than chewing betel nuts. You kids, when this old ancestor leaves, bring me more of this."
Just as Lin Zhan and the others were about to charge with their sabers, they were stunned to see a group of burly men jump off the giant fish and run to the corner to vomit.
Chi You's second brother kicked the little Kunpeng and said, "You little brat, what kind of garbage are you flying? Who taught you to fly like this, so carelessly?"
The little Kunpeng, who was kicked, said with a wronged expression, "This t—"
"Ah, holy crap..., big brother, this darned fellow is acting up again."
Chi Lao San, who wasn't paying attention, had his butt bitten by Tie Da Shan.
Chi You sighed and said to Chi Lao Er, "With this kind of behavior, can you believe anything he says?"
"Believe his grandpa," Chi Lao Er shook his head.
Xiao Bao took off his battle armor and looked at Tie Da Shan with a bewildered expression, saying:
"Holy crap, these aren't our ancestors, how did they turn into this kind of garbage?"
After Xiao Bao finished speaking, he noticed everyone looking at him with surprise.
Lin Zhan said with difficulty, "Bao, are you sure those are your real ancestors?"
Xiao Bao nodded inexplicably and said, "That's right, it's this old bastard."
Chi You suddenly felt dizzy and said to his brothers, "It's over, these old guys are truly beyond saving."
The young Taoist priest stood with his hands behind his back, squatting curiously in front of Tie Da Shan, watching him bite Chi Lao San, and nodded with certainty.
Then, he took out a thigh bone of a divine bull from his spatial bag and said to Tie Da Shan:
"Tsk tsk tsk... Come, come, chew on this bone, come here good boy."
Tie Da Shan, under the shocked gaze of Chi You and the others, actually let go of Chi Lao San, wagged his tail, and ran to the young Taoist priest to chew on the bone.
Seeing the scene unfold before him, Xiao Bao quickly took out his camera and said, "Holy crap, I have to record this show. During festivals, I'll take this video to my ancestors and I'm sure I can get more New Year's money."
Everyone turned to look at Xiao Bao again.
Chi Lao Er said blankly, "Holy crap, this kid is truly filial."
Chi You looked at the young Taoist priest, who was shaking hands with Tie Da Shan and scratching his belly, and said, "Child, can you tell what kind of illness this傻熊 is suffering from?"
"Ancestor, don't worry, it's not a serious illness. It's just rabies from being infected by a mad dog. My big brother just recovered from it a few days ago. He'll be fine after drinking some medicine prescribed by Ancestor Yan Di."
Seeing the fierce demeanor of Chi You and his entourage, the young Taoist priest continued, "You are Ancestor Chi You, right?"
Hearing the young Taoist priest's words, Lin Zhan and the five little ones quickly bowed deeply to Chi You: "Greetings, Ancestor Chi You."
Chi You laughed heartily and said, "Get up, get up, all of you. You children have sharp eyes, you are all good children."
Lin Zhan chuckled and said, "In our Huaxia, the fiercest figures would be you, Ancestor Chi You, and your brothers."
"Ancestor Yan Di's lineage, if you talk about causing trouble, they're good at it, but in terms of ferocity, they're still far behind you."
"As for Ancestor Huang Di's lineage, the fiercest among them would be our Great Shang. The rest, we all understand without needing to say."
Chi You and his brothers roared with laughter after hearing this: "You're right, kid. Old Yan's descendants are all troublemakers, but they're still far from being as fierce as us."
"As for the second elder, Xuanyuan, forget it. Only your Great Shang is pleasing to our eyes. When they fight, they're all like little tigers, roaring and rushing forward, truly mighty."
Lin Zhan nodded awkwardly and said, "Indeed, they are fierce, but too many people died. This almost led to our lineage being extinguished."
Beside them, the young Taoist priest, while petting Tie Da Shan, rolled his eyes.
He turned to Lin Zhan and said, "Big brother, do you think we can extract the rabies virus?"
Chi You and his group were stunned and were about to ask what they wanted to extract it for, when they heard Lin Zhan say.
"Yes, brother-in-law, that's a good idea. Get a few million large dogs from Old Leng's family. When war breaks out, we can directly release these mad dogs into Rommel's camp."
The young Taoist priest nodded quickly and said, "Heh heh heh, exactly, that's the idea."
"It would be best if we first used missiles for targeted strikes to destroy the logistics hospitals of the Ten Thousand Races Allied Army, and then release the mad dogs. We'll target the beastmen's allied forces."
"Anyway, these guys might have some blood relation with large dogs. It would be best to infect Rommel too..."
Chi You and his group stared at Lin Zhan and the young Taoist priest with wide eyes: Holy crap, these two kids are truly wicked.