"I used to ask endlessly
When you would walk with me
But you always laughed at me
Having nothing.........."
A chorus of wolf howls echoed from the newly constructed steel walls of the Undead Canyon.
The young Taoist stared blankly at Marshal Lin, who was singing his heart out.
The two Great Shang Black Eagles, laden with Black Hole Bombs, had been driven mad by Marshal Lin's singing all morning, turning into Great Shang Stupid Birds.
"Holy crap, big brother, I really can't take it anymore. I'll..."
...using the young Taoist's large supply of Number 1 bombs to attack the sea of skeletons.
The purpose was twofold: to monitor the movements of the necromancer race and to confuse their judgment.
Upon hearing the news brought by Zhebie, Lin Zhan quickly said to the young Taoist, "Brother-in-law, hurry up and get people ready, let's go take a look together."
An hour later, Lin Zhan and the young Taoist were crouched on a mountain about 20 kilometers away from the allied necromancer camp.
"Big brother, there are really a lot of these guys. See, the army of the Corpse Witch clan is still emerging from the portal. But why are they all so dark?"
The young Taoist said, holding a long monocular telescope.
Lin Zhan, also holding a telescope, turned to the young Taoist and said, "Brother-in-law, can you take off your sunglasses first?"
"Ah, holy crap, I forgot. No wonder it looked so dark. I thought these bony guys had painted themselves black."
The young Taoist casually took off his sunglasses and put them in his pocket.
Not far behind them, a group of Great Shang ancestors looked at these two only descendants with melancholy.
Chang Ruo said to them, "Do you think if we made Shan He and the others try harder now, we could still train new heirs? The more I look at these two little brats, the more dangerous they seem."
Bao Ding and the others nodded and said, "I think we should take a two-pronged approach. I think that kid from the Liu family has a good idea. Let's persuade Zhan to have 30 chubby babies in 5 years."
"If all else fails, let that kid from the Liu family figure something out. We don't need to worry about the process, as long as we can have 30 chubby babies, everything will be fine."
Bao Yi was about to nod when he suddenly asked with a puzzled expression, "Where did that kid from the Liu family go? I haven't seen him for several days."
Di Xin, who was squatting nearby, pouted and said, "Liu Bang dared to fool you guys, so Zhan threw him into the Siberian permafrost to dig potatoes. Apparently, he got lost, maybe a polar bear carried him off."
Bao Ding and the other old men exchanged dumbfounded glances.
Then they looked at Lin Zhan, who was still crouched on the hillside: Holy crap, this kid really doesn't do anything decent.
Lin Zhan said to the young Taoist, "Brother-in-law, have Dabiao and the others calculated how many enhanced Black Hole Bombs the spatial barrier of the necromancer plane can withstand?"
The young Taoist nodded and said, "The staff calculated that if 36 Black Hole Bombs are detonated within the same area, the spatial barrier of the necromancer plane will be completely destroyed."
"But I just feel like Dabiao and the others are bragging. Just look at the names of these staff members, Zhang Dabiao, Wang Dahu. They're so reckless and fierce. You're the only one who can trust them."
After the young Taoist finished speaking, Lin Zhan was stunned: "Holy crap, brother-in-law, I didn't even notice until you mentioned it. It seems we need to recruit new people for the staff."
"Alas, big brother, I actually have a good seedling here, from the Dark Division. He's very smart and comprehensive in his thinking."
Lin Zhan quickly nodded: "Alright, bring the person to see me tomorrow. I'm in dire need of such talent. By the way, what's his name?"
"Don't worry, big brother. He's neither reckless nor fierce. His name is Zhao Dashao."
Lin Zhan: My god, can my staff ever get any better?
Marshal Lin sighed and said, "Tell me the operational plan of the staff. I want to see what good ideas these fierce guys have come up with."
The young Taoist was stunned, then took out the staff's operational plan and flipped through it, saying:
"Tsk tsk, this plan is so poorly done. I could have done better with my feet. Just looking at these strokes, they must be from Wang Dahu, that rascal from the漕帮 (Cao Gang - a historical gang)."
Lin Zhan was surprised: "Just tell me what it says, why do you care who wrote it?"
The young Taoist shook his head and said, "Too much nonsense. Let me summarize it for you. Just do it."
"Summarize it, then say it."
The young Taoist blinked and said, "I'm done."
"What did you say?" Lin Zhan asked, completely bewildered.
The young Taoist fiddled with his fingers and said, "Just do it. See how simple and easy to understand the summary is? Even an idiot can understand it. Why can't you?" Sudans novel network
Lin Zhan: I'm such a f**king sucker...