Tukashi Shinji and Toujou Koike were so angry they kept snorting, leaning back and whispering, "Baka, what an outrage! All these Huaxia people deserve to die."
Miyamoto Musashi quickly stopped the two complaining, then cautiously said, "Shut up. Don't drag everyone down with your own recklessness. See? Huaxia has sent over 20 Quasi-Kings this time. You two go back immediately and contact the kings of the Bone Demon and Ghost clans to bring their experts over. This is a rare opportunity. We must slaughter all the Huaxia Quasi-Kings this time."
After hearing Miyamoto Musashi's words, Tukashi Shinji and Toujou Koike's eyes lit up, and they said flatteringly, "As expected of Miyamoto-kun, able to bend and stretch. If this operation is successful, you will be the foremost great contributor to our Great Fusang's ambition to conquer the world. However, will the Huaxia people agree if we leave?"
Miyamoto Musashi's eyes flickered and he said, "Tukashi-kun, Toujou-kun, I'll trouble you two in a moment. Please suffer a little. I will injure you and scold you severely, then let you two leave. As for the Huaxia people, I will cover for you."
Tukashi Shinji and Toujou Koike said in unison, "Hai, compared to the hardships Miyamoto-kun endures, our suffering is nothing. Just find an opportunity and act."
Lin Zhan, with Zhennai Yukina on his arm, walked over from the side and said to Miyamoto Musashi, "Old man, why aren't you up front chatting with my grandpa and the others? If they're annoying you, just say the word, and I'll have someone chop these two worthless things up, and they'll be quiet."
Zhennai Yukina, seeing the look in Miyamoto Musashi's eyes, quickly tugged on Lin Zhan's arm and said coquettishly, "Young Master Lin, don't be so quick to kill. Although these two are unpleasant to look at, it's not enough to kill them. Why don't you let my great-grandfather beat them up and then let them leave?" She then started acting spoiled.
Lin Zhan said with a lewd smile, "I'm just afraid the old man will be tired. Then let's listen to my treasure. I'll have someone come over and cripple these two worthless things. Treasure, let's go up and soak in the hot springs first."
Miyamoto Musashi quickly said, "Young Master Lin, rest assured. I am, after all, a Quasi-King. Dealing with these two Lord-level warriors is child's play. The hot springs up there are most nourishing. Let Yukina accompany you up to relax."
Lin Zhan chuckled and said, "We're all family now. You don't need to be so polite. Then you go ahead and be busy. I'll take Yukina up to take a look. You go ahead and be busy, and later you can go have tea with my grandfathers. They have top-grade spiritual tea that will be greatly beneficial to your cultivation."
"Go, go. You young people should be more lively. Yukina, take good care of Young Master Lin." Miyamoto Musashi watched Lin Zhan and the two leave.
Then, he gave Tukashi Shinji and Toujou Koike a look and said, "You have very wicked hearts! Why didn't you save me quickly? Are you waiting for me to die so you can take my position? Baka, baka." With that, he slapped them a few times.
"Hai, hai," Tukashi Shinji and Toujou Koike said "hai" with each slap.
Finally, Miyamoto Musashi kicked them so hard they vomited blood, then said, "What are you still doing here? Didn't you hear what Young Master Lin said? Get lost and go treat your injuries." Then, without even looking at them, he chased after the group of Quasi-Kings.
Tukashi Shinji and Toujou Koike helped each other up: "Miyamoto-kun is indeed a great warrior of the Great Fusang Empire, sacrificing even his great-granddaughter for the sake of Great Fusang."
"Yes, Miyamoto-kun is a great person, and very smart. See, we can leave now. With such a great warrior in Fusang, it will surely unify the world. Let's hurry back and have those two clans mobilize their troops to encircle and suppress the Huaxia people."
Lin Hai looked at Miyamoto Musashi as he approached and said, "Miyamoto, it seems Zhan'er's plan has succeeded. Now we just wait for them to walk into the trap."
The other old Quasi-Kings also became spirited: "Heh heh, this little rascal from the Lin family is quite sinister. This time, those Japanese will truly die without knowing why."
Meanwhile, Lin Zhan gathered the members of the Huaxia team, the Lin family's death warriors, and the experts from Lou Wai Lou. He then said to everyone, "Later, when these old fellows start fighting with the damn bastards from the Ten Thousand Races Church, Yukina will lead the way for us. Then I'll take you all directly to raid the Ten Thousand Races Church's lair."
"Our first target will be the treasury. We'll take everything valuable, then we'll raid the families of Tukashi and Toujou, those two simple-minded fools. Take everything you can, and burn what you can't carry. Did everyone understand?"
On the other side, Emperor Han Guangwu, Liu Xiu, and Xiao Wuhen arrived at the Yasukuni Ancestral Shrine in Fusang. Looking at the plaque on the door, Liu Xiu read, "Yasukuni Ancestral Toilet. What does this mean? So the little Japanese offer sacrifices to their ancestors in toilets?"
Xiao Wuhen chuckled and said, "Old ancestor, you wouldn't know, but these little Japanese have no culture of their own. They plagiarized old things from our Huaxia. Perhaps at the time, they felt the character 'toilet' had more strokes than 'shrine,' so they put it there."
Liu Xiu tutted a couple of times and said, "These little bean sprouts really..."
Xiao Wuhen was stunned: "No wonder. So these guys couldn't read before. But our ancestor Liu Che truly has outstanding literary talent. Old ancestor, shall we go knock on the door?"
Liu Xiu's eyes flickered, and with a wicked grin he said, "Why knock? Isn't this a toilet? I need to relieve myself, and you can come along, boy."
Saying that, he flew into the air and aimed at the plaque of the Yasukuni Ancestral Shrine, then turned on his "faucet" and started to "pour."
Xiao Wuhen was dumbfounded by Liu Xiu's divine maneuver. This truly lived up to the Human King ancestor. He played with flair. Look how潇洒 (xiāosǎ - elegant, free and easy) that mid-air urination posture was! I'm a good child, I must obey my ancestors, so let's join in.
The little Japanese inside the Yasukuni Ancestral Toilet saw someone urinating on the plaque and immediately went berserk. They grabbed their swords and spears and rushed out, attacking the two.
Liu Xiu pulled up his pants and said, "Holy crap, that felt good. But Wuhen, are you a bit weak in the kidneys? Your urine seems a bit forked."
Then, with a wave of his hand, a giant turtle, over a hundred meters in diameter and at least 30 meters tall, with a dragon's head and dragon horns, appeared above the Yasukuni Ancestral Toilet.
Liu Xiu said to the giant turtle, "Baxia, do you need to pee?"