The rabbit leg belonging to Ganyu ultimately ended up in Fengmouren's stomach.
After finishing the rabbit and chatting for a while, Feng Yi, along with Yanfei and Ganyu, left the Serenitea Pot.
As they were leaving, Yanfei took out a meeting gift for Yuanbao—the Collector's Edition of the Complete Laws of Liyue.
Yuanbao: I don't know why, but I suddenly don't like this mother anymore! (t^t)
In Ganyu's study, Yanfei had finally met Feng Yi, so she couldn't let him leave just like that.
"Feng Yi, since Ganyu-jie is here, can you continue telling us that story about Sun Wukong from last time?"
Yanfei said that Ganyu-jie also really wanted to hear him tell stories.
"Who is Sun Wukong?"
Ganyu was startled, but hearing Yanfei's tone, the story seemed quite exciting.
"He's a monkey who popped out of a stone. This story is full of twists and turns and is incredibly imaginative! Don't believe me, ask Feng Yi!"
Yanfei spoke with great relish, successfully piquing Ganyu's interest.
"Feng Yi, if you're not in a hurry to leave, could you tell us a couple of parts?"
Ganyu stopped writing and looked up at Feng Yi, but being understanding, she didn't insist.
"Since that's the case, I'll start from the beginning. Legend has it that a long, long time ago, a stone left over from Goddess Nuwa's mending of the heavens, absorbing the essence of the sun, moon, and earth, successfully gave birth to a stone monkey..."
Ganyu's hopeful gaze softened Feng Yi's heart. He really couldn't bear to disappoint the gentle and considerate Ganyu.
"...Sun Wukong learned from the Seven Fairies that the Queen Mother was holding a Peach Banquet but hadn't invited him. Enraged, he used his immobilization spell on all seven fairies and then headed straight for the Jade Pool..."
"Um... Feng Yi, after Sun Wukong immobilized the Seven Fairies, did he do nothing?"
Last time, it hadn't seemed odd, but upon closer reflection this time, Yanfei felt something was not quite right.
"This brings us to another story, called the Seven Calabash Brothers. Cough cough... Today we are mainly talking about Sun Wukong. We'll talk about the Calabash Brothers next time!"
Feng Yi suddenly recalled the ingenious netizens from his past life who linked the story of the Calabash Brothers with the Seven Fairies, even using the similarity of abilities between the Calabash Brothers and Sun Wukong to argue for the plausibility of the events.
'Do you think Sun Wukong really did nothing after immobilizing the Seven Fairies?
Otherwise, why would the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother be so furious? And after the Peach Garden, the Seven Fairies were never seen again, were they?
Then, the Seven Calabash Brothers appeared, exactly seven of them. Why could they turn into stones like Sun Wukong?
Later, those seven little gourds bullied the inadequately dressed Snake Demon every day, pinning her down. Do you think it was just a simple pinning?
Where did the Seven Dragon Balls come from? You know snakes lay eggs.
Why was Sun Wukong later searching everywhere for the Seven Dragon Balls?
Then, Yu Gong moved the mountain where the Calabash Brothers were, releasing the Snake Demon. After the Snake Demon cultivated for a thousand years to repay the life-saving kindness of Yu Gong moving the mountain back then, she found Yu Gong's reincarnation, Xu Xian, and married him.
This explains why Xu Xian could have the Star of Literature as his son. It was born to a monkey daughter-in-law!'
This left Feng Yi stunned. So, everything he had watched before was a censored version.
Feng Yi vaguely remembered that demonic poem:
"Peaches filled the stomach, satisfying hunger; after warmth, desires arose.
Immobilizing the Seven Fairies at the Jade Pool, moistening the mortal world with rain and clouds.
Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, violet; not the rainbow dancing in the sky.
Seven Fairies in the Heavenly Jade Pool, seven colorful Calabash Brothers on Earth.
Transforming into stone needs no teaching; naturally learned a skill.
Subduing the Snake Demon was not resolved; the Calabash Brothers have a sequel.
The Calabash Brothers surpassed immortals, gaining fame by vanquishing demons.
Subduing the Snake Demon for a long time, later came the Seven Dragon Balls suspense.
Hmm... It makes sense!"
"Feng Yi, a lawyer's intuition tells me there must be a story here!"
Yanfei: Actually, the story of the Calabash Brothers appeals to me more!
Gurgle~
Just as Yanfei was about to ask more, her stomach rumbled.
'Oh no! I ate too many cold drinks at noon, and I've got an upset stomach. This urge to go to the restroom couldn't have come at a worse time!'
Yanfei, blushing furiously, clutched her stomach and hurriedly said, "I need to go to the outhouse for a moment, I'll be right back! Make sure to wait for me to tell the story!" before rushing out of the room.
Click~
Ganyu flicked her finger, and the doors and windows of the study automatically closed.
With the bothersome person gone, she could finally enjoy her precious time alone with Feng Yi.
"Feng Yi, kiss me~"
Time was short, so Ganyu immediately put down her brush and paper and threw herself into Feng Yi's arms.
Ganyu's eyes were alluring, her gaze like spring water, gurgling upwards.
As Feng Yi kissed Ganyu, his hands were also not idle, unconsciously...
"Feng Yi, Yanfei will be back soon! We'll be discovered!"
Ganyu struggled, her face flushed, not wanting to be caught by Yanfei upon her return.
"It's okay, we'll just be a little quieter!"
The atmosphere had reached this point; something had to happen.
Feng Yi shot a strengthening seal towards the room door, preparing for a fight to the finish.
Kidneys: Please don't force yourself, I really can't anymore!
Feng Yi: Please believe in yourself, you can definitely do it!
Kidneys: ...
Please respect the objective facts...
Feng Yi, feeling unconvinced, took out a golden bear paw from his River God divinity and took a bite.
Feng Yi: Give me two more hours!
Yanfei, after squatting in the outhouse for half an hour, returned to find the room door sealed and immovable.
Strange noises could occasionally be heard from inside, such as...
"Ganyu-jie, what's happening? Do you need my help?"
Yanfei called out from outside the door.
"............................"
Ganyu's broken voice from inside made Yanfei frown, feeling that something was not simple.
Could changing clothes make such strange noises?
Even though the sounds were faint, was she a divine beast or not?!
Yanfei's ears perked up, and she pressed them against the door, trying to discern clues from the sounds within, to deduce what was happening inside.
Yanfei: There was an opportunity to learn X-ray vision before, but I didn't cherish it...
If only she knew X-ray vision now, it wouldn't just be about listening!
Even without seeing, Yanfei could roughly guess what Feng Yi and Ganyu were doing inside, and her legs went weak, and she slumped to the ground, blushing...
[Secret Matters, Cannot Make Noise.mp4]
[The Eavesdropper Outside The Door.mp4]
[About My Girlfriend's Best Friend Eavesdropping Outside The Door.mp4]
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