Rumssi also took a small sip and nodded with a smile.
"Not bad, not bad." Rumssi found it quite delicious.
"I'll keep just one bottle, the rest is yours," Vegeta said with a smile.
"Why are you keeping one bottle? Are you going to drink it?" Rumssi asked.
"I'm going to give it to my beloved consort," Vegeta replied.
"You... you're going to Beerus's planet in the Sixth Universe?" Rumssi shivered.
"What's wrong? Rumssi, what's with that expression? Don't tell me Beerus is going to target me too?" Vegeta chuckled.
"No, I'm worried you'll bring just one bottle of milk, and that will make Beerus target you even if he didn't want to!" Rumssi was genuinely scared and quickly said, "Take two bottles, one for that guy Beerus!"
"Is it that serious? You're making it sound like I'm trying to butter him up." Vegeta shook his head.
"Listen to me, it's for your own good," Rumssi urged. "What good will it do if you only bring one bottle? If Beerus finds out, and his grudge against you is already at its limit, and you go and add fuel to the fire, who else will he bother if not you?"
Rumssi was now worried, afraid Vegeta might get killed out there.
Unbeknownst to him, Rumssi had already started treating Vegeta like a brother.
"Alright, I'll do as you say," Vegeta didn't object.
"Also, you're not being a good friend," Rumssi grumbled, clearly unhappy. "I've been training with you for so long, you bring milk over, and you only offer it to Whis, not me!"
Whis chuckled secretly beside them.
"Come here, whisper," Vegeta beckoned.
Rumssi leaned in.
"Well... it's not that I don't want you to have any, it's just that milk is a bit... special," Vegeta whispered.
"How is it special?" Rumssi asked, puzzled.
"We often compare milk to... well, you know." Vegeta lowered his voice.
Rumssi's eyes darted around.
A moment of silence.
Rumssi suddenly understood.
So, it was that kind of thing?
Damn it!
Rumssi immediately spat out the milk he had just drunk.
What the hell did you make me drink, you brat?
Rumssi glared at Vegeta, flames almost burning in his eyes.
"You're overthinking it, it's not what you think," Vegeta whispered.
"Really?" Rumssi was half-believing.
"I'll take you to see the milk production facility later," Vegeta said.
"I think I'll pass," Rumssi shook his head, tossing the milk bottle aside. He even went to the lake and sniffed a mouthful of water to rinse his mouth.
"What's wrong with Lord Rumssi?" Whis asked with a puzzled look.
"It's nothing, nothing important anymore," Vegeta said with a smile.
"I'm starting to suspect that drink you call milk might have some issues," Whis said, looking at Vegeta with suspicion.
"What issues could it have? Don't overthink it," Vegeta smiled faintly.
Just then, Rumssi returned after rinsing his mouth.
"Rumssi, I've always wanted to ask, do you drink water with your nose?" Vegeta asked.
"Of course, it's a specialty of my race," Rumssi nodded.
"Don't tell me you drink snot into your mouth?" Vegeta chuckled.
Rumssi: "..."
Rumssi felt completely unwell.
Whis covered his forehead, torn between laughter and tears.
Can't you be a little less disgusting?
"Brat, if I don't teach you a lesson today, you'll never know why the flowers are so red!" Rumssi roared in anger and charged at Vegeta.
"Kai Kai!"
Vegeta immediately used Instant Transmission, taking the two bottles of milk with him.
"That brat is going to kill me!" Rumssi huffed, shaking his nose in irritation.
"Lord Rumssi, perhaps you shouldn't move your nose..." Whis sighed.
"Less talk!" Rumssi grunted.
"But speaking of which, Lord Rumssi, I've actually been wanting to ask Vegeta that same question," Whis said, trying to stifle a giggle.
"Whis, you..." Rumssi glared at him.
...
Universe Six, Beerus's Planet.
"Swish!"
Vegeta appeared on Beerus's planet in an instant, carrying two bottles of milk.
"Oh my, isn't this Mr. Vegeta?" Vados smiled.
"Remove my title, just call me 'Mister'," Vegeta smiled.
"Alright," Vados nodded. "Just calling you 'Mister' is fine, it saves three words, lest someone accuse us of padding the script."
"Yes, that's exactly it," Vegeta beamed.
Calling him "Mister" did carry a slight implication of a husband.
After all, that word was also used by wives to refer to their husbands.
For example: "My mister has been doing such and such."
He would gradually guide Vados.
"Mister, what brings you here?" Vados inquired.
"I've come to give you my milk to drink," Vegeta said, presenting the two bottles. He looked around, "Where is Beerus? Isn't he here?"
"Oh dear, Lord Beerus has gone to work in the Second Universe," Vados wiped her brow.
"What a diligent God of Destruction, going to work so quickly?" Vegeta remarked.
"He wasn't like this before," Vados smiled.
"It seems working for a female God of Destruction gives him a lot of motivation," Vegeta sighed again.
Could Rumssi be cuckolded?
He needed to prepare a gift for Rumssi, a good reminder.
Otherwise, he wouldn't even know when he was being cheated on.
"What is this? Milk? I've never heard of such a drink," Vados said, shaking the milk bottle.
"Why don't you try it first?" Vegeta suggested. "Later, I'll pair it with something else, and I guarantee the taste will be even more unique."
"Sure, I'll try it," Vados nodded, opening the bottle and taking a sip.
"How does it taste?" Vegeta asked.
"It certainly has a unique taste," Vados praised, then asked, "What can I pair it with to make it even more unique?"
"Coffee."
"Coffee? What's that?" Vados had never heard of it.
"You'll know later."
"Mmm, I'm looking forward to it, thank you for the milk," Vados expressed her gratitude.
"I'll let you taste fresher milk, and even more unique milk, in the future," Vegeta grinned.
"Oh, yes, yes," Vados didn't think much of it.
Vados quickly finished the milk.
Both bottles were emptied completely.
"Then I'll be going," Vegeta waved. "I'll come visit you when I have time."
"Farewell, Mister," Vados nodded.
"Swish!"
Vegeta used Instant Transmission and disappeared.
Immediately afterward, Vegeta first returned to Earth and "borrowed" a green hat from a department store.
"Swish!"
Vegeta returned to Rumssi's planet in Universe Ten.
Vegeta tossed the hat to Rumssi.