Yangcheng, the Department of Judicial Inspection.
"Xiao Ye, you... you're so skilled, how come I've never heard of it."
Chen Deyu, as Ye Xuan's third maternal uncle, had watched him grow up. Moreover, Chen Xiaowan had often stood up for him when she was young, so he felt a strong emotional connection to Ye Xuan. Of course, there was also the fact that Chen Yan'er had followed Ye Xuan around since childhood, calling him "cousin Ye Xuan" for eighteen years.
"It's just sect rules. I apprenticed under a powerful master when I was young, and then..."
He seriously spun a plausible lie. Chen Deyu was half-believing but couldn't find any other explanation.
Cousin Chen Ziyan held Xiao Mengru and said, "Cousin Ye Xuan, no matter what, I really have to thank you."
"Hey, it's all my duty. Xiao Mengru called me uncle so sweetly the moment she saw me."
"Mengru, quickly, thank your Uncle Ye Xuan."
"Thank you, Uncle!"
Her sweet, adorable voice made Ye Xuan feel exceptionally comfortable. If his own triplets were like this, how wonderful that would be. He'd probably be so happy he'd die.
"Cousin, I'm truly envious of you, having such a cute daughter, tsk tsk~"
As he spoke, Ye Xuan picked up Xiao Mengru. "Come, Xiao Mengru, give Uncle a kiss."
Luo Tianyi heard this, lowered her head, and tried to look at her toes, but her ample chest blocked her view. Then she rolled her eyes at a certain person. He liked daughters, but he already had triplets, how could he have more?
...
"Ye Xuan, what you said just now, is it true?"
Luo Tianyi looked at the man driving with suspicion and curiosity. A hidden master, did such people really exist?
"You said you apprenticed under a master?"
He smiled at his wife and said, "Of course it's true. If my husband is not to be believed, I'll take you back and we can thoroughly research it together."
Luo Tianyi, "Uh..."
"Pah! I wouldn't research anything with you, you pervert!"
After chatting for a while, Luo Tianyi thought about her current state of mind and said with a complex expression, "Ye Xuan, I have something to tell you."
"Oh."
Seeing Luo Tianyi's rare seriousness, Ye Xuan asked with a slight curiosity, "What is it?"
"I... I think I've fallen for you."
Luo Tianyi lowered her head and said with certainty. Even she didn't know when she had fallen for this guy, even though he was such a big scoundrel.
"Is that so?"
Hearing Luo Tianyi's words, Ye Xuan wasn't surprised. He thought it was only a matter of time. "However, it would be even better if my wife could remove the two words 'fallen for'."
"Huh?"
"Remove 'fallen for'?"
Luo Tianyi pondered for a moment at Ye Xuan's words. If she removed those two words, it would mean, "I really want... to sleep with you..."
"Ye Xuan! You!! Shameless!!!"
Luo Tianyi's face turned redder than she could imagine. How could that guy say such a thing? Was he even human? Hmph, he was so annoying. How could she have fallen for someone like him? He was such a bad guy.
"Shameless?"
Seeing his wife's adorably angry expression, Ye Xuan said with a serious face, "How is your husband shameless? This is very normal, isn't it?"
"Tch~"
"Normal my foot! This school beauty is going to bite you to death!!!"
Just as Luo Tianyi was about to pounce on him, Ye Xuan pushed her back. "Girl, are you crazy? Stop messing around, I'm driving."
If anyone saw this scene, their jaws would drop!
What the heck!
Driving, my ass! The speed he was going wasn't just fast, it was outrageous!
"Hmph hmph~"
"If this school beauty doesn't reassert her wifely authority tonight, I'll change my surname to yours, Luo Tianyi!!!"
She glared at Ye Xuan. This scoundrel was too much, how could he bully her so recklessly? He was a big scoundrel.
"Oh, my wife is so fierce now, I'm so scared~~"
Seeing Luo Tianyi's demeanor, Ye Xuan liked her more and more. This girl seemed to have taken another big step on the road to villainy, which was truly worth celebrating.
Luo Tianyi turned her head away, her expression suggesting, "I'm not talking to you," which was quite playful.
"Wife is angry."
Seeing the girl pretending to be angry, with nothing else to do, teasing his wife wasn't bad either. "How about this, I'll tell you a story, okay?"
"Hmph~"
Luo Tianyi snorted lightly, but her ears perked up. Although she didn't want to listen, she couldn't help herself.
"After the lights went out in the university dorm, a girl was chatting about horoscopes with her roommates. One of the girls on the lower bunk, who was quite attractive, asked with a puzzled look, 'Why is there only Virgo, but no Capricorn?'"
"As soon as the girl finished speaking, the tough girl on the upper bunk retorted, 'How can there not be? It's just that it was renamed later, it's called Sagittarius.'"
*Poof*
Hearing the joke told by a certain person, Luo Tianyi let out a small laugh but quickly composed herself, her face red. It was clear she didn't want to laugh out loud.
All of this was seen by Ye Xuan, who showed a roguish smile. "Little one, your husband can handle you."
Thinking of this, Ye Xuan smiled charmingly. "There was a couple who dated for four years in college but never exchanged any promises. On the train ride home, he had 32 stops, and she had 21. She said, 'Wake me up when it's my stop,' and fell asleep."
"After an unknown amount of time, she was woken up. The train had already passed several stops. He smiled gently and said, 'Come home with me.' She chuckled, and tears rolled down her cheeks."
At this point, seeing Luo Tianyi looking a bit dazed, especially with the faint curve of her lips, Ye Xuan's voice continued, "When they arrived at the small mountain village where he was born and raised, she was sold to a lonely old man in his fifties."
Luo Tianyi, "!!!!"
Hearing the bad guy's words, Luo Tianyi's eyes widened. "You... Hmph!!!"
The sudden twist almost made Luo Tianyi choke. She had to use all her might to suppress her laughter, which only made the smile on Ye Xuan's lips deepen.
This girl was quite good at holding back!
"Girl, hold it in if you dare. I won't be polite then."
Seeing Luo Tianyi stubbornly resisting, Ye Xuan smiled playfully and continued his playful tactics. "She cut her finger, and he went to buy her a band-aid. But he was mute, and after gesturing for a while, the salesclerk didn't understand what he wanted. So he cut his finger, and only then did the salesclerk realize he needed a band-aid."
"Then the salesclerk chuckled, 'It's just a band-aid, do you really need to injure your finger?' She watched from behind him, tears welling up in her eyes."
"The next day, she got her period."
"Pfft!!"
Hearing Ye Xuan's indecent joke, Luo Tianyi finally couldn't hold back her laughter and broke down. "Shameless big scoundrel, you're going to die! Don't you feel any pain treating me like this!?"
ps: Thanks to may14, Supreme Demon King, Fang Xiaolian of Qiyun Mountain, culewolf, An Zai the Ghost, Not What It Used To Be, 乊丆氼, Butler Ben of East Street, Wu Ya, Exploding Sky Gang~ Hongmeng Emperor, Yi Xi Ban for the rewards!!