Chapter 75 A Humorous Answer

"Boss Qiao is right, I will pay attention in the future," Wang Yue said with a smile.

"But how did your progress get so big?" Qiao Zixuan propped her chin, her beautiful eyes staring at Wang Yue, her lips slightly pursed, with a hint of doubt.

Looking at Qiao Zixuan's cute appearance up close, Wang Yue felt his heart skip a beat. He couldn't help but think, "This girl is really beautiful, and she'll be even more so in the future."

After thinking for a moment, Wang Yue smiled and said, "Is it possible that I was doing it on purpose before?"

"On purpose?" Qiao Zixuan was stunned for a moment, frowning and starting to think.

Hiss~ It really seems possible, doesn't it? Otherwise, there's no way to explain why Wang Yue's grades improved so quickly. But why? Qiao Zixuan began to imagine a series of scenarios.

At this moment, Yu Siyu said with a smile, "Everyone has received their test papers, are you satisfied with your grades?"

"Satisfied!" Someone immediately replied loudly.

"Come, who said they were satisfied?" Yu Siyu looked over and then said, "Wang Yucheng, are you very satisfied with your grades?"

Once pointed out by Yu Siyu, Wang Yucheng immediately got cold feet and stammered, "Well... not so satisfied."

"Hahaha..." The students burst into laughter.

Yu Siyu nodded and then said, "Now, everyone turn to the memorization questions."

The so-called memorization questions were about reciting poems, classical texts, and so on. For this type of question, as long as you diligently memorize the text, it's almost impossible to lose points.

"Jade cannot be shaped into a tool without cutting and polishing." Yu Siyu said with a smile, "Classmates, what is the next line?"

"People cannot know without learning." The classmates answered in unison.

"Good." Yu Siyu nodded, her smile changed a bit, and became dangerous.

Wang Yue, who was good at reading people, immediately noticed. "Which unlucky guy wrote something wrong again?" Wang Yue felt a hint of anticipation in his heart.

"Chen Ke." Yu Siyu called his name.

"Here!" Chen Ke jumped and stood up.

"Come, read your answer to everyone." Yu Siyu said with her arms crossed, her voice flat.

All eyes were focused on them. Chen Ke wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and said, "Teacher, can I not read it?"

"What do you think?" Yu Siyu smiled faintly.

"Uh..." Chen Ke had no choice but to read, "Jade cannot be shaped into a tool without cutting and polishing; Friends... Friends..."

"Why are you stuttering? Continue." Yu Siyu raised her hand. Chen Ke wiped another drop of cold sweat, then gritted his teeth and read loudly, "A friend's wife is not to be treated impolitely!"

"Whoa~" The classroom was in an uproar. Then there was a burst of laughter.

"Hahaha, what a talent."

"Damn, if I don't have this friend in the future, it's too much!"

"Chen Ke, what were you thinking?"

"This student from Sakura Country, please calm down."

Amidst the laughter of the crowd, Chen Ke's originally fair face turned as red as a monkey's backside. It was too embarrassing.

Wang Yue was also laughing uncontrollably. He didn't remember this scene from his previous life, or perhaps he had forgotten. It was too funny.

"I didn't expect Chen Ke to be this kind of person," Qiao Zixuan said from the side, with a look of disdain in her eyes.

Yu Siyu was also smiling, but it was a dangerous smile. "Come, Chen Ke, tell the teacher what you were thinking?"

After Chen Ke stammered for a long time, he finally said, "Teacher Yu, I suddenly forgot, and I thought I couldn't leave it blank, so I just wrote anything."

"Okay." Yu Siyu nodded, then said, "Choose between copying it 100 times or calling your parents."

Chen Ke immediately said, "Teacher, I'll copy it a hundred times!" If his parents were called, he would be beaten by his father and mother. Chen Ke shuddered at the thought.

"Give it to me tomorrow, you can sit down," Yu Siyu said.

Chen Ke breathed a sigh of relief and immediately sat down, thinking that he would never write anything random again, who could stand this.

However, Yu Siyu was clearly not finished. She said with a smile, "Classmates, 'The harem has three thousand beauties,' what is the next line?"

"All the favors are bestowed upon one!" The classmates said in unison again.

Then they looked around with anticipation. Did another talented person compose a suggestive verse?

Before Yu Siyu could call on anyone, Hu Qianhao stood up with a "swish."

"Teacher, I surrender!" Everyone couldn't help but laugh.

"Hu Qianhao is like a criminal, even surrendering."

"Hahaha, I wonder what indecent words he wrote to be so nervous."

"I'm dying of laughter."

Yu Siyu smiled and said, "Come, read your answer."

Hu Qianhao cleared his throat and then said, "The harem has three thousand beauties, yet not a single man!"

Another burst of laughter. Every time it came to the dictation section, there were always students who brought some fun.

Yu Siyu looked at Hu Qianhao with a look that said, "You know what I mean, right?"

Hu Qianhao immediately said, "Teacher, I volunteer to copy it a hundred times!"

"Good, you can sit down." Yu Siyu nodded.

Just as everyone thought it was over, Yu Siyu suddenly said, "Gu Zhi, tell us how you answered?"

Gu Zhi, who was called upon, his face changed drastically. He fidgeted for a long time and refused to get up.

"Do you need the teacher to invite you?" Yu Siyu said faintly.

Gu Zhi still stood up with great difficulty. Then he fiercely said to the people around him, "None of you are allowed to laugh!"

"Read." Yu Siyu said.

Gu Zhi hesitated for a moment, knowing he couldn't escape, so he had to read out his answer.

"The harem has three thousand beauties, and even an iron rod can be ground into a needle."

Pfft! Many people burst into laughter. This line of thinking was truly astonishing.

"Hahaha, I thought Chen Ke was already amazing."

"As expected of Gu Zhi, his thought process is just different."

"An iron rod can be ground into a needle, how did he come up with that? Hahaha."

Facing everyone's mockery, Gu Zhi, though angry, was helpless. His face was flushed red. Since becoming the class bully, he had rarely encountered such an embarrassing situation.

"Copy it a hundred times or call your parents?" Yu Siyu asked.

"I'll copy it a hundred times," Gu Zhi said, then sat down with a plop.

Yu Siyu said with a cold face, "Silence!" Everyone immediately fell silent.

"It's very funny, isn't it?" Yu Siyu looked around the classroom. No one answered. Everyone could see she was angry.

"The teacher also finds it funny, I don't know how your brains are wired."

Hearing this, many people's mouths twitched again.

"But you must know that the college entrance examination is not a child's play. Memorization questions are free points. As long as you are willing to memorize them, you can safely put these points in your pocket. To put it bluntly, the students who got the questions wrong are just lazy."

"Every year, there are tens of millions of candidates nationwide, and one point can overwhelm thousands of horses and tens of thousands of soldiers."

"I hope that in the future, you will all get full marks on the memorization questions."

"Alright, turn to the first question, and we'll start explaining from there."