Chapter 295: Chapter 293: Hand over your clothes to me!
"Are you really sure you want me to walk over with my eyes closed?"
"Wha-what, Shirakawa, you still want to..." Tsukimi sakurazawa clutched her chest and said shakily, "It’s not urgent right now... There are a lot of people here... Just now, a few people walked by... We’ll get caught!"
"Shirakawa... you don’t want to just do it here on this deserted beach..."
"..."
When did both of you learn these manga plots from Ise Yu Yuzhijin! Is stupidity contagious?!
"I mean... can I walk over normally like this, and then close my eyes when I help you with your swimsuit?" Shirakawa Sawahei said helplessly. "Walking with my eyes closed seems pretty stupid... Why don’t you just cover your chest like this?"
The drama queen was stunned for a moment, then said angrily and shyly, "Then hurry up, why are you dawdling... Someone might come soon..."
Hearing this, Shirakawa Sawahei pursed his lips, sighed, and walked over, going around to the girl’s back. Just as he was about to speak, Tsukimi interrupted him.
"Wait a minute!"
"Now what?"
"Shirakawa... let’s switch positions... I want to face the reef... just in case someone comes, they won’t see my face..."
"Your standard of shame is really mysterious..."
"Whatever, just hurry up and help me get dressed! Take responsibility, okay?"
"Don’t make it sound like I’m some heartless jerk... I’m really sorry about you falling into the water, but saying I have to take responsibility is going too far." Shirakawa Sawahei said with a wry smile, reaching out to Tsukimi. "Give me the swimsuit."
"Okay, okay, just be quick..."
"If you were half as calm as usual, we’d probably be dressed and gone by now."
"I can’t help it... who wouldn’t panic in this situation... Shirakawa! Are you really calm right now?"
"Yes, very much so, even a bit amused."
"Impossible! You’re lying!"
After chatting with Tsukimi sakurazawa in their usual tone, Shirakawa Sawahei finally managed to slightly calm the girl down. He then took advantage of the moment to start retying the swimsuit string from under her arms.
"Ouch... it hurts, Shirakawa! Do you have a problem with my breasts? They’re already such a weird shape! Be gentler! Gentler!"
"Could you not use such strange words to describe shapes?" Shirakawa Sawahei retorted mercilessly. "I’m doing my best to accommodate your... body."
"What can I do... maybe it’s not long enough... the part that broke seems to be in the sea... maybe we shouldn’t try anymore..."
The Black Hearted Lolita, who had been watching the whole scene, chuckled coldly to herself and wrapped her light purple coat tighter...
No rush, the day will come...
After trying twice, Shirakawa Sawahei helplessly gave up on fixing Tsukimi’s damaged swimsuit, switching his attention to the little Lolita.
"Her swimsuit can’t be fixed... How about yours? Let me see."
Black Hearted Lolita: "???"
Realizing the inappropriateness of his words, Shirakawa Sawahei coughed lightly twice. "I meant, let me see the swimsuit..."
"Konatsuori’s seems to have been torn by me... can’t tell the situation in the water... Shirakawa, with a hole this big... can you fix it?"
Shirakawa Sawahei gave her an odd look. "Do I look like a magical boy to you?"
"Nope."
"Then why do you think I can fix clothes?"
"Shirakawa... what do we do now..."
Tsukimi sakurazawa held onto her chest with the swimsuit with one hand and clutched his arm with the other, looking worried. "How are we going to get back to shore like this... without communication tools, we can’t even tell Orikin to bring clothes to rescue us..."
"We might just have to sit here and wait for them to find us." Shirakawa Sawahei suggested, "I can keep people away for you..."
"But Orikin doesn’t know we’re here... what if she notices we’ve been gone a long time and calls the rescue team!" Tsukimi sakurazawa exclaimed, "If everyone finds out I’m in such an embarrassing situation, I’d rather just die here."
"Who knows how long that will take... Shi... Shirakawa-kun, can’t you offer a reasonable suggestion?"
"In that case... let’s just go back."
As he spoke, Shirakawa Sawahei stood up, addressing the little Lolita who was also covering her chest. "Take off your clothes."
Black Hearted Lolita: ???
"I mean the jacket... even if it’s soaked and can’t cover your chest, at least it can cover Tsukimi casually."
"As for you, the tear in your swimsuit is on your chest. If someone completely covers the front for you, it won’t be noticeable from the back."
"So?"
"So." Shirakawa Sawahei extended his hand to the little Lolita. "Come on, I’ll carry you."
"What about me!" Tsukimi Sakurazawa was afraid of being left behind by Shirakawa Sawahei, immediately clinging to his arm. "Shirakawa... what about me..."
"As for you..."
He suddenly realized that the sensation from his arm wasn’t through the swimsuit, instinctively glanced aside, and promptly looked up at the sky with a light cough. "You need to put on your clothes first..."
"Ah!!!"
"Shirakawa! Forget what happened just now! Erase it from your memory immediately!"
The drama queen screamed again, retreating once more in embarrassment as her previously calm emotions began to spiral out of control.
Shirakawa Sawahei turned to Asano Nazuki. "Your turn to take it off..."
"I’ll take it off... but Little Bai, no peeking." Black Hearted Lolita, her cheeks slightly red, warned menacingly in a soft voice, "If you dare peek... I’ll... I’ll..."
"Alright, hurry up, or don’t blame me if people start showing up."
The two young girls reluctantly changed clothes while the drama queen glanced around at the little Lolita’s thin coat, trying to button up one or two buttons at her chest, but found it impossible no matter what she did, which left her feeling somewhat gloomy.
"Flat is good, flat is good, what’s the use of these breasts..."
Shirakawa Sawahei glanced at Tsukimi’s outfit and couldn’t help but be speechless, thinking that if she was going to button it up, she should just do it properly. Why leave the chest ones unbuttoned? Isn’t this setting herself up for trouble? If she walks out like this, people might report her for improper conduct!
Unfortunately, Shirakawa Sawahei didn’t get a chance to remind the drama queen as she shot him a fierce glare, forcing him to look away. Although she had put on a coat, the wet fabric did little to hide anything and even added a strange allure. Had the drama queen not constantly shielded her chest while speaking, Shirakawa Sawahei would have felt embarrassed to look in her direction.
Too indecent! Way too indecent!
"Shirakawa-kun..."
Black Hearted Lolita, having removed the thin coat, suddenly seemed much less secure and motioned for Shirakawa Sawahei to come over. As soon as he did, she made him crouch down, climbing onto Shirakawa Sawahei’s back.
"Alright... Let’s go... hurry back and put on clothes..."
"Wait for me!"