Chapter 382: Chapter 382: Two Idiots (Four Updates)
The chimpanzee let out a loud roar, ready to charge over. It didn’t care who Lan Xin was, whether she was dead or alive had nothing to do with it.
Yang Xiao quickly reached out to stop the chimpanzee, saying:
"Black Jinkang, hold on, that’s my friend."
The chimpanzee forcefully retracted its giant hand, gave Yang Xiao a look, then said to the lion:
"Annoying lion, put down the human in your hands."
Zhi Ruo and several of her fellow disciples looked at the relationship between Yang Xiao and the chimpanzee in a daze.
Even Monk Ben Yin and Zhang Hai were staring, dumbfounded.
Could it be? The chimpanzee and the lion in front of them could actually speak? And Yang Xiao seemed to be quite familiar with the chimpanzee? My god, tell me, what on earth happened last night?
Everyone felt as if their worldview had been shattered.
Yang Xiao watched the lion holding Lan Xin. With just a slight exertion of force, Lan Xin could perish.
"Lion brother, put down the girl in your hands, let’s talk."
Yang Xiao said to the lion.
The chimpanzee on the side immediately said:
"I am your brother, it’s the annoying lion."
Yang Xiao: "....."
What’s the time for? The chimpanzee is still making trouble!
The lion adjusted its breathing and gradually calmed down, its internal injuries were also slowly healing.
As a King Level Monster with Genetic Evolution, it had a self-healing ability that could repair non-fatal injuries. Of course, the speed was not fast, rather slow.
The lion suddenly felt that grabbing Yang Xiao’s weak point had a point of leverage, and it burst into laughter:
"Ha ha, human, what’s there to talk about? I could crush her with one claw."
It could only be said that, although the lion and the chimpanzee had evolved to King Level, their intelligence was still incomparable to humans. At this moment, the intelligence of the lion was like that of a child of just a few years old; it could not comprehensively consider the whole environment, weighing the pros and cons. It simply felt that holding the human in its hand could make Yang Xiao stop attacking, finding a weak point to threaten Yang Xiao and vent its anger.
Yang Xiao said coldly:
"If you hurt my friend, I assure you that you will die a very ugly death today."
Together, Yang Xiao and Black Jinkang could take on the lion, and now with the addition of high-level fighters like Monk Ben Yin, Zhang Hai, Zhi Ruo and others, if they really fought to the death, the lion would certainly meet its end.
The lion was taken aback. It originally wanted to threaten Yang Xiao, but found this tactic didn’t seem to have the desired effect, at least it couldn’t escape unscathed.
"Put down the girl in your hands, and I assure you can leave safely."
Yang Xiao continued to say.
The lion glanced at Yang Xiao, then at the chimpanzee, thought for a moment, and suddenly said:
"I want half of the Holy Spring!"
"Hehe, annoying lion, you wish!" the chimpanzee immediately retorted.
"I want it, I want half of the Holy Spring."
"Think again, I won’t give you a drop of the water."
"I want it!"
"Forget it!"
...
Yang Xiao felt like he had encountered two dim-witted kids. Monk Ben Yin and others watching this scene were both astonished and amused.
The tension at the scene suddenly eased a lot.
Yang Xiao cleared his throat and said:
"Could you two shut up for a moment? Let me mediate, alright?"
The chimpanzee looked at Yang Xiao,
"Okay, you’re my brother, I trust you."
The lion said:
"You’re not my brother, why should I trust you?"
Yang Xiao looked at the chimpanzee and asked:
"Am I not your brother?"
When Yang Xiao asked this, he felt like he had swallowed a fly. Damn it, I despised the idea of being the brother of a chimpanzee before, but now I have to push the chimpanzee into acknowledging that I am indeed his brother. Ah, my integrity is shattered!
The chimpanzee beat its chest with its huge hands, making a thumping sound, and said loudly:
"Yang Xiao, my brother, hehe!"
After the chimpanzee transformed, its body swelled up to twice its size, reaching a height of twenty meters. Standing beside Yang Xiao made him look very insignificant.
"Could I trouble you two to shrink a little bit first? I keep having to lift my head to talk to you, my neck can’t take it."
The chimpanzee glanced at the distant lion and said:
"Shall we Transform together, alright?"
The lion nodded, agreeing.
In fact, there was a time limit to this Transform Cultivation Technique. Even if Yang Xiao had not brought it up now, they would not have been able to maintain it for much longer.
The chimpanzee and the lion immediately shook their bodies and quickly returned to their previous sizes.
Monk Ben Yin and the others watched all this, once again dumbfounded.
After the lion shrank, its paws also became smaller, making it inconvenient to hold onto Lan Xin. So, it continued to grasp Lan Xin’s arm and didn’t let go.
Yang Xiao then spoke:
"Black Jinkang, you promised earlier that if I helped you defeat the lion and recapture the Holy Spring, you would share half of the Holy Spring with me, right?"
"Of course, Black Jinkang keeps his word!"
The gorilla said this while thumping his chest with his hand.
"Good, so now that I have helped you defeat the lion, will you give me half of the Holy Spring?"
"Uh-huh!"
The gorilla nodded.
"Great, since you’re giving me half of the Holy Spring, I will now offer the half of the Holy Spring you’ve given me to the lion, okay?"
Black Jinkang: "..."
Is there such a move?
Black Jinkang couldn’t wrap his head around it in time, his brain wasn’t functioning well!
The lion across from them, on the other hand, was quite excited.
Black Jinkang tilted his head and thought for a while, feeling that something wasn’t quite right, but couldn’t find any faults with it, and could only helplessly sigh, saying:
"You’re my brother, whatever you say goes."
"Alright, now I’m giving half of the Holy Spring to the lion. Lion, can you let my friend go?"
Upon hearing this, the lion immediately released its grip on Lan Xin and laughed heartily:
"Alright, Yang Xiao, from now on, you’re my brother."
Yang Xiao snorted and looked at the lion opposite him.
Damn, do animals these days like to acknowledge each other as brothers so much? Has Genetic Evolution changed their social understanding?
Having escaped death, Lan Xin broke free from the lion’s restraint, hurried towards Yang Xiao, and threw herself into his arms, hugging Yang Xiao tightly, her body still trembling.
Zhi Ruo watched from a distance, feeling an inexplicable sense of loss in her heart.
Under the watchful eyes, Yang Xiao, not sure whether to hug or not, hesitated for a moment, then gently embraced her with both hands, patted Lan Xin on the shoulder, and whispered:
"It’s okay, don’t be scared now."
Lan Xin’s inner agitation and nervousness slowly returned to calmness. She released her arms around Yang Xiao, blushed, and stepped away from his embrace, whispering:
"I’m sorry, I caused you trouble."
"It’s not entirely a bad thing."
"Hmm?"
"I’ve gained a lion brother after all, I should be thanking you."
"Hehe..."
Lan Xin smiled, wiping away the tears on her face.
Yang Xiao suddenly felt that, beneath Lan Xin’s aloof facade, she was a gentle woman, sensitive and perhaps a bit melancholic.
The gorilla still harbored feelings about Yang Xiao giving half of the Holy Spring to the lion.
What’s more, he couldn’t understand why the lion was now calling Yang Xiao a brother too. Wouldn’t that put him at a disadvantage going forward?
The gorilla immediately said to the lion:
"Yang Xiao is my brother, not your brother."
"He is my brother."
"No,"
"Yes,"
The two mentally challenged children started quarreling again.
Yang Xiao gave a wry smile and said:
"Both of you shut up, let me tell you, not only are you both my brothers, but from now on, you two are also brothers."
"It’s impossible, I’ll never be brothers with a nasty lion."
The gorilla said in a huff.
"I don’t want to be brothers with a dumb gorilla either."
"Annoying lion,"
"Stupid gorilla,"
The two of them argued, starting to point their claws at each other.
Yang Xiao thought that if he didn’t stop them, they would start fighting again.
So he said:
"The gorilla is my brother, the lion is also my brother, both of you are my brothers, so naturally, you two are brothers as well."
Upon hearing this, the gorilla and lion became confused, scratching their heads with their paws, then both turned to look at Yang Xiao.
"Is there such a move?"
(End of the fourth installment)