A Snow Biscuit
Chapter 433 The Source God March, Beating Up Cronies (Thanks to Alliance Master Carrot Beet Soup)
And that phrase, "Thank you, sister," was a betrayal of his own reproductive system.
Damn it, those southern girls aren't even fit to sit at the table in our Shandong!
When airplanes fly over Shandong, southern girls should consciously put their tray tables up.
I have a throne to inherit at home, how dare you castrate me?!
Ah, no, no, nothing like that, don't spread rumors.
"...You're welcome." Tang Jian forced an awkward smile, then gently patted the other person's back.
Then, the two of them sat in their seats, waiting for the results of the audition.
During this time, Tang Jian couldn't help but glance sideways, observing the girl next to him.
Seen from the side, her dimples were quite prominent.
She gave the impression of always smiling...
She was the kind with a very pure appearance, her face wasn't particularly thin, still a bit soft and round, a bit like Natsuki from Initial D.
Yeah, the Natsuki who was in a pure love relationship with an uncle, and then NTR'd by an unlicensed street racer.
"What are you thinking about?" After observing her profile for a while, Tang Jian couldn't help but ask.
"Of course, I'm thinking about the audition, I'm so nervous." Yin Yu looked at Tang Jian, and said with particular anxiety, "It feels so uncertain."
What's so uncertain about it?
Pretty stable.
More stable than...
But Tang Jian didn't say these rational, discouraging words, just to avoid her being too disappointed if she failed, so he said, "There may be hundreds of groups participating, but only a dozen or so will pass, the probability is very low. Even if we don't pass, it's normal."
"That would be such a pity, I specially dragged you over here, wouldn't that make you come all this way for nothing?" Yin Yu said, quite concerned.
"I'm okay."
"You performed so well, even if you don't pass, won't you be disappointed?" Yin Yu looked at Tang Jian, and asked in a low voice, "Won't you think I held you back?"
"Being able to meet someone who likes the same novel as me is already worth being happy about. And we even participated in the party selection together, that's meaningful."
Tang Jian rarely said so many words. He even put on a warm-man smile that didn't fit his persona, "The process is more important than the result."
"You're such a good person."
His great personality made Yin Yu admire him, and looking at this gentle boy, she couldn't help but exclaim, "It seems it's true what they say, people of your persuasion are all very kind."
"..." Tang Jian was silent.
For a moment, he didn't know what to say.
When they ate today, he would consciously squat to the side to eat.
No, I'm just gay, I haven't given up reproductive worship.
I can be a top!
Right?
But looking at the girl next to him, he wished he wasn't a top, nor a bottom, but a normal shrimp-head man...
But if he confessed, would she feel deceived by the hug just now?
"Can you speak dialect?" Tang Jian asked curiously.
"Of course, I can, what do you want to hear?" Yin Yu said generously.
"Anything is fine, something a bit classic, I'll learn it to scold my roommates." Tang Jian said.
"...Scolding people, isn't that bad?" Yin Yu said, not really recommending it.
"It's okay, they deserve it." Tang Jian said.
"I don't know what kind of scolding words count as classic, but I feel like you want me to say those three words..." Yin Yu said weakly.
"Come on, say it."
"Ah, what's the point of that..."
"I think it's very interesting."
The girl was a little speechless by Tang Jian's outrageous request, and after supporting her forehead and sighing, she looked at him helplessly, and stammered, "Xiang, xiang li bie."
"Satisfying."
"...Sigh, what a strange fetish."
Shaking her head, Yin Yu sighed, "I suspect this world is just one big xiang li bie."
Xingsha doesn't have xiang li bie, it's all cheng li bie.
"Then what do you say when you're angry over there?" Tang Jian continued to ask curiously.
"Hmm..."
The girl began to think, and after thinking for a while, she suddenly looked at Tang Jian, put her hands on her waist, and said quite seriously, "Mo gao da, wo hui fa bao qi da nan!"
After she finished speaking, several students from Changjun High School immediately focused their attention.
Who's going to fa bao qi?!
Then, Yin Yu suddenly blushed.
Visible embarrassment flushed her face red.
Lowering her head, she really wanted to find a place to dig a hole and crawl into it.
It doesn't matter to act like this in front of people from other provinces.
But when she was performing like this in front of people from other provinces, there were some fellow villagers next to her...
It can only be said that taking advantage of the current research trip, transferring schools as soon as possible, and fleeing Changjun overnight is the most profitable remedy.
And Tang Jian, felt Chen Yuan's happiness in these voices of Xiang people speaking Xiang dialect.
Is this how he usually lives?
Is he having this much fun every day?
Unconsciously, Tang Jian's filter for Jingnan girls became heavier and heavier.
But the more he sank into it, the more regret he felt...
Damn, why am I gay?
………
Because the New Year's Eve party was a complete success, He Hongtao trusted Zhou Xun even more, and asked him to be responsible for the matters concerning the Eleventh High School's party during the entire research trip.
And he also gave some students a lot of guidance based on the previous performance of the Eleventh High School's New Year's Eve party.
This time, there was also a competition mechanism for the party.
That is, from everyone, select the top ten programs, and then give points in order according to 50, 45...5, directly added to the school points.
The ranking mechanism will also be very fair.
That is, WeChat mini-program voting.
In this way, some people may ask, if students vote themselves, won't they favor their own school?
They will definitely favor their own school.
But this situation is similar for the four schools.
If there is an advantage, all four schools will benefit at the same time.
And according to past experience, by the end of the research base's activities, the students have actually entered a state of enjoying the research, just like watching a concert, if students from other schools perform better, everyone will not be stingy with votes.
Therefore, it is still relatively fair and just.
Not everyone is like certain peninsular nations, with only narrow-minded populism.
Just as Zhou Xun was watching everyone's selection in the auditorium, He Hongtao called.
Then, he answered, "Principal He, what's the matter?"
"How are the programs at our school, are there any good ones?" He Hongtao asked.
"There are a few singing, street dancing, and dancing, which are all pretty good." Zhou Xun said.
"Then can we get first place?"
"..." Zhou Xun was speechless, after pausing for a while, he said, "Then I don't know, let's try our best."
Sigh, Taozi really doesn't know how to talk.
He should ask, then can we not be at the bottom?
This principal, why is he so confidently arrogant?
However, compared to academics and sports, in terms of art, the gap between Eleventh High School and other schools is not that big.
It can even be said that they are basically the same.
Whether they can perform better and get more points really depends on luck.
And, the strength of individual students.
After all, to get 50 points, the most popular player has to be a program recognized by all the students.
"Then did you say hello to the research trip staff and recommend Chen Yuan?" He Hongtao asked.
"No..."
"Ah? You didn't recommend Chen Yuan?"
"It's not Principal He, it's just that he didn't sign up for the program." Zhou Xun immediately explained.
And, he was a little worried about He Hongtao's tone just now.
It was as if he was saying, do you know who Chen Yuan is, how dare you not give him face?
Okay, okay, I know Chen Yuan is your confidant.
If it weren't for Chen Yuan yesterday, He Hongtao would really be a laughing stock among the four major high schools, and be trampled on by the remaining principals in turn.
"Didn't participate? Didn't he win the popularity champion and runner-up alone before?" He Hongtao asked, quite puzzled.
"But I really didn't receive his registration..."
"Oh, then he must be tired from yesterday's game, and doesn't want to move."
After thinking for a while, He Hongtao said casually, "Then let him participate, persuade him. Then, tell the research base to let him pass."
"This..."
Isn't this a bit too much?
I'm a teacher, not a salesperson.
Why do I have to take the initiative to find students and coax them to participate in the program?
This He Hongtao, he wants to spoil Chen Yuan himself, but he leaves everything to others, sigh...
"Tell Chen Yuan to participate in the party. Our school still has to send some people who can represent our school's image, I'm not too worried about others." He Hongtao instructed.
"Okay, I got it Principal He."
There was nothing he could do, Zhou Xun had to be a nanny.
It can only be said that when a student is very good at academics, and also all-around excellent, then this person becomes the apple of the principal's eye.
For other teachers, he is also an existence to be treated as a crown prince.
But, the selection is almost over now.
And later on, it will be faster and faster, maybe before Chen Yuan comes, it will enter the evaluation stage.
There was nothing he could do, he could only find Chen Yuan in the previous New Year's Eve program group.
Then, dial a QQ call.
Accompanied by a few 'beep' sounds, the other party answered.
"Hello, who is this?"
Then, came a somewhat lazy voice.
No, how can he still be sleeping at this time?
"I'm Teacher Zhou, the chief director of the previous New Year's Eve party, do you want to participate in the research trip party?"
"Oh, Teacher Zhou, I'm sorry, I don't really want to..."
"Okay, then come to the auditorium now, I'll be here waiting for you."
"Ah? I said I don't really want to..."
"Principal He signed you up."
"...Sigh, this."
It could be heard that Chen Yuan was a little speechless.
Just like when Zhou Xun heard He Hongtao's request.
It can only be said that He Hongtao's domineering CEO behavior only has dominance and no CEO.
For Chen Yuan, there is no benefit in participating in this party.
He purely wanted to save face, wanting to send the Eleventh High School's handsome talented men to support the facade, and at the same time earn a little more points, so he asked Chen Yuan to go.
"Come over quickly, the selection is almost over. Don't worry, I'll say hello to the base, you can pass with normal performance."
………
Chen Yuan, who received Zhou Xun's call, was in a very subtle mood.
He felt that this Taozi was using him as a black slave.
Giving him his bronze account, and letting him farm points like he's hiring a booster.
And even if he farms to the second in the national server, he's still not satisfied.
Sigh!
Honestly, Chen Yuan really didn't want to participate in this party.
Because he had participated in parties before, and knew how much time this thing wasted.
Selection, rehearsal, performance.
It's not that he doesn't want to win the ranked match for the school and add some points, he's not that indifferent, after all, he's not only the Earth's ball leader, but also the honorary principal of Eleventh High School, and he still cares about the development of Eleventh High School.
But participating in the party is different from playing basketball and dodgeball, in order for a party to proceed smoothly, without any stage accidents, there will be at least three rehearsals.
That is to say, the time he and Yu Zi and the others spend playing at school will also be compressed.
But there was nothing he could do, after all, it was Taozi's invitation, he couldn't reject his face.
So, he simply sang casually, and was directly eliminated.
In this way, after he got out of bed, he squatted in the toilet for a while, during which he played two rounds of Three Kingdoms Kill identity mode.
Then brushed his teeth, changed his clothes, and went out...
And when he arrived at the auditorium, only the last candidate was left in the audition.
"You're finally here, if you didn't come, I was going to catch you!" Zhou Xun said.
"I'm sorry teacher, I was still in bed when you called..." Chen Yuan explained.
"It's okay, get ready, you're next." After Zhou Xu finished speaking, he went to the judges' table.
And Chen Yuan, just sat alone in the back row, watching a Changjun High School girl who was participating in the selection, singing a song he particularly liked, "Xiao Xiao."
Moreover, she sang very well.
Even if it was a cappella, the level was very good.
There are really a lot of students here.
Gathering all the KTV mic hogs from the four schools.
But I heard that there are only 17 or 18 programs that can be on stage.
That is to say, less than five from each school.
The elimination rate is really high.
It should be said that the selection rate should be extremely low.
Five percent, maybe.
Eek, isn't that Tang Jian?
There is also a Changjun girl sitting next to him.
The two of them are chatting and laughing, the atmosphere looks good, and Tang Jian, who has always been a little calm, even expressionless, even revealed a yasashi smile like a Japanese anime protagonist...
Did he really manage to flirt with the dream girl?
Damn it, Xiang girl, is this something you can covet?
Can you even date a girl from Jingnan Province?
That's too much, you're going to steal my setting, right.
But what about Qiu Meng...
I even shipped these two together before.
I hope Qiu Meng is just playing with Tang Jian too, and isn't too serious, otherwise, it would really be a little sad.
Also, what is Zhou Xun talking about with the judges?
"But the school's recommendation must be said in advance." The chief judge said to Zhou Xun in a low voice.
"This student is very good, his strength is really good." Zhou Xu said.
"Then if his strength is good, he can pass if he is selected normally." The judge said with a smile.
"That's true."
Zhou Xun also thought so, because he knew Chen Yuan's level, even about the same as his own, so he was relieved.
But before leaving, he specifically added, "This is someone Principal He recommended, please teachers, let him pass, don't be too strict."
Hearing this, the chief judge nodded with a smile.
Then watching Zhou Xun leave, he turned his head, instantly changed his face, and said to the two teachers next to him in a low voice, "The one after him, don't let him pass."
After hearing this, the two judges nodded without asking anything.
And the chief judge, after hearing this second to last one, chose to tick it, and finalized all the original programs this time.
As for the following Chen Yuan.
He has decided.
Originally, he wanted to choose between him and this girl.
But Zhou Xun's last sentence made him sure that he would never let this person pass.
This is a human society.
Composed of intertwined relationships.
And the 'achievement' of human relationships is through the exchange of some privileges.
This research base has always been known for its strict academic competition, examining students' comprehensive qualities.
That is to say, it is the Olympic spirit of moving towards higher, faster, and stronger.
But unfairness still exists.
After the research trip ends, some awards will be given, among which the more important one is the 'Research Star', but some of the places in this award are generated by the recommendation of the principals of each school.
Although this award has no effect on life, and cannot be used to enter a university, some people don't care about this thing, they just think that if they can get an award, they will stuff it to the relatives, to win some goodwill.
Anyway, it's just a matter of a casual sentence, without paying anything, you can show goodwill to the parents of the connections, and gain some goodwill.
In addition, top famous schools are participating, so the people who win awards in this situation, aren't they 'the best of the best'?
And this party, has the 'school recommendation' this unspoken rule, part of the reason is because it is necessary to evaluate the awards for the people with connections, and you can't evaluate them out of thin air, so at least there must be a little performance.
These people with connections are naturally not as good as professional music students in terms of strength.
But often, they can occupy the position of music students.
It is because of 'school recommendation'.
For the chief judge, he hopes that everyone participating in the party is an art student.
It's not to say that he is too narrow-minded, or treating them differently.
Purely because he feels that art students rely on this to make a living, this is their 'main business'.
Now that there is this medium and large-scale party performance stage, showing themselves in front of multiple schools, is a very good opportunity.
Having this experience will definitely be beneficial for growth.
So, this final person with connections made him feel a little 'unhappy'.
Temporary addition of registration, the last one to arrive, and there is a teacher who is helping him to go through the back door, saying that it is 'the principal's relationship'...
Buff, stacked full.
If this kind of person is allowed to pass casually, it would be too unfair to other people who value this party.
So, he doesn't want to get used to this kind of relative.
He has already discussed it with other judges.
It is impossible to let him pass.
Even if there is an average level, or even if it is considered a good strength among the people with connections, it will not be allowed to pass.
"Oh, it's God Yuan."
"Is that the little brother who played basketball yesterday?"
"I didn't expect him to participate in the art party, he is really talented and beautiful."
"That's called versatile."
However, to the judges' surprise, this boy seemed to be quite popular, and quite a few people knew him.
It sounds like he played basketball yesterday.
But he didn't watch basketball, so he didn't know.
"Hello, judges, the program I brought is the song 'Lanting Xu'." Chen Yuan introduced himself.
Hearing that it was Jay Chou's song, several judges under the stage were not surprised, after all, his influence in this generation is very large, and can be called a phenomenon.
Not a web celebrity song, not bad.
The chief judge nodded.
Then, Chen Yuan began to sing.
The timbre is good, very magnetic, and very clear, the pitch is also very good, giving people a soft and deep feeling, quite suitable for this song.
More importantly, the image is very good.
Many girls under the stage were very intoxicated, and acted like fangirls.
It's probably related to his performance when he played basketball yesterday.
It's definitely not all because of the level of singing.
After all, he sang...
Just okay, maybe.
Before Chen Yuan sang, he didn't touch Zhou Xun, and then use the Superpower that steals other people's skills, after all, what he wanted was to participate in the selection normally with his enhanced strength.
And he also knew that if he didn't steal from others, his level here would only be considered above average.
According to the ratio, if you can't reach the top, there is no chance of being selected.
This is exactly what he wanted.
But I don't know why, he is being watched very positively by everyone, and the energy bar on his head is gradually filling up, it's almost full...
"Yi hang zhu sha dao di quan le shei."
When he was immersed and seriously singing here, the energy bar was full.
Damn it, what will happen?
Never mind, let's keep singing.
Okay, it can be judged.
Not worthy of the stage.
Halfway through listening, the judges directly drew an x after Chen Yuan's name.
But in the next moment, he directly painted this x into a black ball.
Then, he looked up in astonishment...
"Wu guan feng yue, wo ti xu deng ni hui"
"Xuan bi yi jue, na an bian lang qian die"
The mediocrity in the front has been maintained, but after the chorus began, a clear skill was displayed.
The instant sublimation of emotion and skill.
From light chanting, to a rich, layered, and progressive, reaching a fullness.
Deep, unique, gentle, and full of penetrating power.
The two sentences before and after were really like two different people.
Like a lazy person, suddenly becomes serious.
And the reason for being serious, is it because he saw me draw an x after his name?
"No, who turned on the original song?" The judge next to him also asked the chief judge in confusion.
The improvement in level is too exaggerated.
It's like becoming a different person all of a sudden.
Not only did he think so, but everyone else thought so.
Timbre, technique, emotion, all upgraded in an instant.
His voice was as smooth as silk, and as warm as jade.
Clear and bright.
The range is also very wide, and extremely stable.
As soon as he opened his mouth, he directly brought people into the ancient Lanting Temple, the rain hitting the plantain leaves, the clear spring flowing, the spring thunder sounding...
The opera singing part is also stable without the slightest flaw.
It's really like the first running script in history, flowing, strong and powerful.
A cappella, he actually has such a foundation.
If you add accompaniment, you will definitely be regarded as lip-syncing to the original song!
Undoubtedly, his strength is outstanding.
No matter what, there is no way to find fault in his performance.
At most, he was too lazy before, a bit perfunctory to the judges.
But when he gets serious, he's strong as hell.
Although the chief judge hates people with connections.
But if this student is eliminated, the rest of the people may be considered people with connections!——
I only got home at half past eight tonight, so this is the only update of six thousand, brothers, go to bed early, respect~
(End of this chapter)