Chapter 265 The Corpse God and Little Lian

The originally terrifying, gloomy, and bizarre mountain of corpses instantly fell silent at the arrival of the Corpse God.

All the Jing beasts immediately lowered their heads, appearing extremely respectful.

Shen Jianshu's face turned green with fright. The Corpse God was a truly forbidden-level undead creature.

Moreover, apart from not being the sharpest tool in the shed, its strength was considered high among forbidden-level undead creatures.

If Qiao Yu had provoked such a thing, even if he brought all the top combat power of Kaiji Star, he wouldn't be able to save Qiao Yu.

He told Qiao Yu not to provoke legendary undead creatures like the Purgatory Corpse King, but Qiao Yu ended up stirring up an even bigger guy.

But then, Shen Jianshu opened his mouth wide and stared blankly at the scene before him.

After taking a look, the old professor suspected that he was going senile. He rubbed his eyes hard, then looked forward again.

"My god..."

After confirming that he had not misread, Shen Jianshu vaguely felt that his heart was about to fail.

Because he actually saw Qiao Yu sitting on the Corpse God's shoulders, chatting and laughing!

That was the Corpse God!

Shen Jianshu clutched his heart, his eyes filled with horror.

Having lived for so long, what hadn't Shen Jianshu seen? But he had never seen such an outrageous scene before!

Given the difference in strength between Qiao Yu and the Corpse God, the scene was like a chicken standing on a tiger's head, singing, dancing, and rapping.

"Hi! Professor Shen!"

Qiao Yu also spotted Shen Jianshu at this time, waving his arms from the Corpse God's shoulders to greet him.

"Qiao Yu, how did you provoke this thing?" Shen Jianshu's Adam's apple bobbed up and down.

At this distance, if this kid angered the Corpse God and the Corpse God wanted to kill someone, he wouldn't even have time to run, even if he was at the other end of the passage.

"Provoke? I, Qiao Yu, am not the kind of person who likes to cause trouble! This is my newly acquainted friend, big brother Corpse God!"

After Qiao Yu finished speaking, he reached out and patted the giant Corpse God.

Shen Jianshu felt his heart skip a beat every time Qiao Yu patted.

He now wanted to kneel down and kowtow to Qiao Yu.

My little ancestor, I beg you, be quiet. If you irritate this big guy, we'll both be done for.

"Alright, big brother Corpse God, thank you for sending me here. I forgive you for your mistakes and won't hold it against you. We'll meet again if fate allows!"

Qiao Yu jumped off the Corpse God's shoulders, waving goodbye to him.

"Okay, we're even."

The Corpse God vaguely felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't put his finger on it. He scratched his head, then turned and left.

Watching the Corpse God's receding figure, Shen Jianshu's heart, which had been hanging in the air, finally returned to his stomach.

"Damn it, I almost thought I was going to die of old age just now."

Shen Jianshu wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.

But as soon as he breathed a sigh of relief, another figure following behind Qiao Yu instantly made his heart rise again!

"Purgatory Corpse King!"

As someone who had signed an equal contract with the Purgatory Corpse King, Shen Jianshu was naturally extremely familiar with him, and he recognized the figure at a glance.

However, he wasn't too worried. Although the Purgatory Corpse King was an extremely arrogant guy, at least he could be reasoned with.

In addition, he had a deal with him, so he had some friendship. Even if Qiao Yu provoked the Purgatory Corpse King, as long as he paid some price, he should still be able to get the Purgatory Corpse King to show mercy.

But just as Shen Jianshu was about to intercede for Qiao Yu, he found that the Purgatory Corpse King's face was as ugly as if he had eaten shit.

Shen Jianshu's heart sank instantly.

Damn it, this kid wouldn't have offended the Purgatory Corpse King to the death, would he?

If that was the case, the Purgatory Corpse King would definitely not give him face. When the Purgatory Corpse King took action in anger, the two of them would still be done for.

"Hey, Professor Shen, don't be alarmed. Comrade Xiao Lian has already turned over a new leaf." Qiao Yu stepped forward and said with a smile.

"Comrade Xiao Lian? Turned over a new leaf?"

Shen Jianshu was a little confused. He felt that everything that had happened today was too bizarre, and his head was a little unable to process it.

"Yes, he's very well-behaved now. If you don't believe me, look."

Qiao Yu gave an order to the Purgatory Corpse King. Although the Purgatory Corpse King was extremely resistant in his heart, his body immediately ran over very honestly and began to massage Qiao Yu's legs and shoulders.

Shen Jianshu: "..."

Looking at the Purgatory Corpse King, who was as busy as a foot massage technician, Shen Jianshu was silent, and his entire brain instantly crashed.

The scene before him directly burned out the old professor's CPU. No matter how he thought about it, he couldn't understand how such an outrageous scene could appear.

"Heh... hehehe... I must not be awake yet, I'm still dreaming."

Shen Jianshu gave a silly smile.

"Yes, yes, when people get old, they easily suffer from insomnia and have many dreams. I must be dreaming, that's right!"

The only reasonable explanation that Shen Jianshu could think of was that he was living in a dream.

Otherwise, with the Purgatory Corpse King's arrogant nature, how could he massage the legs and shoulders of a royal-level necromancer?

Not to mention a royal-level, even if Shen Jianshu, a saint-level peak necromancer, dared to ask the Purgatory Corpse King to massage his shoulders, the Purgatory Corpse King would dare to hammer Shen Jianshu's head into his stomach.

Seeing Shen Jianshu turn around and leave, Qiao Yu couldn't help but ask in confusion.

"Professor Shen, where are you going?"

"I'm not awake yet! You must still be in dire straits in the undead world. I have to wake up from my dream quickly and go save you." Shen Jianshu waved his hand without looking back.

"Don't! Professor Shen, you're not dreaming, the Purgatory Corpse King has signed a subjugation contract with me!" Qiao Yu quickly explained.

"Oh?"

Shen Jianshu turned his head expressionlessly.

"The Purgatory Corpse King signed a subjugation contract with you? How can you brag so much? Why don't you say you unified the entire undead world? You're wearing a straw hat looking at a pig's ass—you can't tell the difference between high and low."

Three black lines slid down Qiao Yu's forehead.

That's right, after all, even he himself didn't expect to be able to successfully fool the Purgatory Corpse King, so it's no wonder that Shen Jianshu wouldn't believe it.

But who was Qiao Yu? He naturally had a way to make Shen Jianshu believe that the Purgatory Corpse King had been subdued by him.

"Chotto matte!"

Qiao Yu stopped Shen Jianshu.

"Professor Shen, don't go yet. I have a way to make you believe that this is not a dream, and that the Purgatory Corpse King is really my undead slave!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Qiao Yu snapped his fingers crisply.

"Music!"

An extremely sweet prelude sounded, and the Purgatory Corpse King touched his head in a very charming and coquettish manner, and then twisted his waist.

Immediately afterwards, a woman's sweet voice sounded.

"If you suddenly sneeze, it must be because I'm thinking of you. If you're woken up by your phone in the middle of the night, ah, that's because I care~"

"Love is about me always bothering you, ho, baby, say a little more sweet words, take a closer look at me when you miss me, show a little more, so that I can really see~"

Accompanied by the woman's sweet singing, the tall and mighty Purgatory Corpse King's pupils were filled with fear, but his body was still twisting and dancing uncontrollably.

However, his dance was not sweet at all, and even a little eye-piercing, at least that's what Shen Jianshu thought.

After the Purgatory Corpse King finished dancing the song "Aini," Shen Jianshu felt that his old eyes were about to go blind.

He now only wanted to pay a lot of money for a pair of eyes that had not seen the Purgatory Corpse King dance. This was simply his nightmare in his later years.

Qiao Yu: "How is it, Professor Shen? Do you believe that the Purgatory Corpse King has been subdued by me now?"

"..."

Shen Jianshu was silent for a long time before slowly uttering a word.

"6."