Eat Little Almonds

Chapter 734 I Can Promise You a Guest Elder Position in My Xing Family

That voice was extremely gentle, but it instantly gave Qiao Yu goosebumps all over.

A terrifying chill ran up Qiao Yu's tailbone all the way to the top of his head, and his entire back was now icy cold.

The Envoy of the Gods – Hermes!

There was such a big shot at the bottom of this Godfall Pit. Releasing the Changs (spirit-like beings) meant releasing him as well!

How could he have forgotten this?

A sheepish smile appeared on Qiao Yu's face, and he turned around awkwardly.

"H... Brother Hermes, long time no see, what a coincidence!"

Hermes was wearing a well-tailored suit, exuding elegance and possessing first-rate handsome features.

Just standing there, Hermes gave the feeling that everything in the world had to freeze before him; he was the center of the world.

"I really misjudged you, Qiao Yu. I could have stomached you stealing my underwear, but you actually have the nerve to come back?"

Hermes' words were laced with icy coldness, sending shivers down Qiao Yu's spine.

"Give it to me." Hermes stretched out his hand towards Qiao Yu, his tone not overbearing, yet possessing an irresistible force.

Qiao Yu naturally knew what Hermes wanted. He took out the underpants he had stolen directly from Hermes from his undead space, preparing to place them in Hermes' hand.

But how could Hermes want back a pair of underpants that had been defiled by Qiao Yu?

Before the white underpants could even touch Hermes' hand, they began to dissipate in mid-air.

This scene widened Qiao Yu's eyes!

The underpants were like being decomposed and devoured by the void, disintegrating into small, block-like pieces, eventually turning into dust.

After doing this, Hermes fell silent.

And the more silent he was, the more unsure Qiao Yu felt.

Nervous, Qiao Yu couldn't help but light up his blue-golden ghost eyes, operating the Omniscient Insight to see what Hermes was going to do next.

One look, and he was instantly stunned!

Hermes was going to beat him up!

Qiao Yu turned around, wanting to run, but the next second, he felt a cold, jade-like hand like iron pliers clamp down on his ankle.

Even though Omniscient Insight had foreseen Hermes' movements in advance, Qiao Yu still couldn't dodge!

"You! Motherfucker!"

Hermes tried to suppress his anger, but he couldn't.

The usually gentle and refined Hermes even blurted out a curse, swinging Qiao Yu around and slamming him onto the ground like a sandbag.

"Aiya!"

Qiao Yu let out a painful scream, his entire expression twisting as if he was enduring immense pain.

However, Hermes was still unwilling to give up. Being a God of Thieves and having his underwear stolen was as unacceptable as Mr. Shimizu Ken returning home to find his wife cheating.

This was no longer just anger; it was a humiliation of his profession, a trampling of his personality, no, his Godhood!

He grabbed Qiao Yu's ankle and repeatedly slammed Qiao Yu heavily onto the ground, and Qiao Yu also very cooperatively let out heart-wrenching screams.

But as he swung, Hermes began to notice something was wrong.

Because Qiao Yu was screaming too miserably!

This kid didn't even utter a sound when his hands were burned into chicken feet by ghost energy for the sake of a woman, but now he was screaming miserably after being swung a few times by him?

Hermes extended two fingers and tapped Qiao Yu's forehead, and upon this probing, his face instantly turned green.

This kid had clearly not suffered any injuries; the screams just now were clearly all an act! The damage he had just inflicted had all been transferred away by this kid!

"Cough cough, hehe, Brother Hermes, calm down, calm down." Qiao Yu couldn't help but feel a little guilty.

"Calm down, is it? Alright!" Hermes smiled slightly.

Then, a terrifying power surged into Qiao Yu's body, as terrifying as countless shackles being placed on Qiao Yu's body.

[Ding! Detecting an unknown power invading, your skill Undying Body has been disabled, please fend for yourself.]

"What the f*ck?!"

Qiao Yu was completely dumbfounded. Was this the power of a god? It could even imprison his skills.

"Brother Hermes, calm down first, listen to me... Ah!!!"

Qiao Yu let out a heart-wrenching scream, but this time, it wasn't an act; it really hurt!

Hermes didn't know what he had done to the ground, but logically speaking, with Qiao Yu's perfected Underworld Rakshasa body, the ground should have shattered upon impact.

But now, when his body crashed into the ground, it felt like crashing into a thickened and widened steel plate; the ground didn't move at all, but he himself was in great pain.

Bang bang bang bang bang bang bang.

Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah.

Drum-like banging sounds rang out non-stop, along with Qiao Yu's blood-curdling screams.

Hermes didn't treat him like a human at all, directly swinging him to death.

In the undead space, the Purgatory Corpse King and other undead creatures were completely overjoyed.

The first few swings Hermes had made were all endured by them, and it was extremely painful.

Now, watching Qiao Yu test the law by personally being swung around, they felt as sweet as if they had eaten honey.

"Swing! Swing that bastard! Yes, that's right, use more force, swing that despicable Qiao Yu to death! Swinging beautifully! F*ck! Wuhu~"

The Purgatory Corpse King was dancing with joy, as if it was the New Year.

Among all the undead creatures present, he was the one who had been most deeply poisoned by Qiao Yu, so naturally, he was the happiest.

Swinging until he was panting, Hermes barely stopped.

At this time, Qiao Yu's entire body was swollen, looking like a three-hundred-pound fat man, and even his eyes were swollen into slits.

He really dared not speak out in anger at this time.

This Hermes was too outrageous. Wasn't it just that he stole a pair of his underpants? Did he have to hit so hard?

If he really wanted underpants so much, he could just go to the Yiwu small commodity market to wholesale eight hundred pairs and return them to him.

But there was no way, people were humble and their strength was insufficient, so Qiao Yu could only complain about these words in his heart.

If he really dared to say that, he had no doubt that Hermes would immediately swing him up and swing him again.

And Xing Yuanhao, who was dealing with the Changs (spirit-like beings), immediately shuddered when he saw this scene.

Although he didn't know Hermes' true identity, the extraordinary temperament on Hermes' body immediately attracted his attention.

Moreover, none of the surrounding Changs (spirit-like beings) dared to attack Hermes. Not to mention attacking, none of those Changs (spirit-like beings) even dared to approach Hermes.

This couldn't help but make Xing Yuanhao see hope.

Seeing Hermes beat Qiao Yu so badly, it was clear that he had a deep hatred for Qiao Yu.

Although Xing Yuanhao wasn't smart, he also understood a principle, that is, the enemy of my enemy is my friend.

He immediately had the idea of ​​wooing Hermes, so he shouted loudly at Hermes.

"This young hero, I am Xing Yuanhao, the person in charge of the second lineage of the Xing family, one of the three top forces!"

"My Xing family is now besieged by Changs (spirit-like beings) and is in imminent danger. I hope this young hero will come to our aid! Help my Xing family through this difficult time!"

"If the young hero is willing to help, my Xing family will definitely repay you handsomely in the future! I can even represent the Xing family and promise you the position of guest elder of my Xing family!"