Eat Little Almonds
Chapter 866 Collapsing Worldview
"I understand!"
A know-it-all in the crowd brightened up and said loudly.
"Lord Changye definitely doesn't want to argue with this kind of human traitor. After all, what is Lord Changye's status? Arguing with this kind of human traitor would be beneath him, wouldn't it?"
"What this fellow cultivator says makes sense! Lord Changye is a highly respected powerhouse of the human race. How could he lower himself to confront a perfidious villain?"
"Me too!"
Hearing everyone's words, Qiao Yu also found it amusing. He turned around, picked up the Demonic Peng Blade from the ground, and then flashed in front of the Changye Old Monster.
The Changye Old Monster's body instantly tensed up, and alarm bells rang in his heart.
Because he didn't even see how Qiao Yu had arrived in front of him.
This discovery made cold sweat break out on the Changye Old Monster's back.
"Come on, I'll give you one more chance."
In the unbelievable gazes of the crowd, Qiao Yu handed the handle of the Demonic Peng Blade to the Changye Old Monster, pointing the blade at his own throat.
"Is this okay? If the blade moves forward an inch, my little life is yours."
The Changye Old Monster also shrank back abruptly. He couldn't figure out what Qiao Yu was up to at all.
But at such a close distance… If he really stabbed this blade out, the other party definitely wouldn't be able to dodge it.
But why… did he always have a bad feeling?
The Changye Old Monster had a strong intuition that if he stabbed this blade out, he would probably die immediately.
This intuition had saved him countless times over the long years, and the Changye Old Monster firmly believed that his intuition wouldn't be wrong.
"Changye Old Monster, I'll count to three. Seize the opportunity yourself," Qiao Yu said confidently.
"One!"
"Two!"
"Three!"
The moment he counted to three, Qiao Yu actually took the initiative to meet the tip of the Demonic Peng Blade with his throat.
The Changye Old Monster was startled and hurriedly pulled the blade back with force.
Qiao Yu sighed, then grabbed the Changye Old Monster's head and shook it.
"I gave you a chance, but you're useless!"
"Ah? I gave you a chance, but you're still useless!"
The Changye Old Monster was shaken by the head, but stubbornly resisted saying a word.
Even Qiao Yu couldn't help but sigh. This Changye Old Monster was even more patient than a ten-thousand-year-old soft-shelled turtle. No wonder he could become the longest-lived pseudo-god-tier peak expert in the First Universe.
However, while the Changye Old Monster was willing to endure, the passionate young geniuses on Hao Kong Star were not happy.
"Qiao Yu! What are you trying to do! Do you still want to harm Lord Changye?"
"Qiao Yu, get down here! This is extreme disrespect to Lord Changye!"
"Qiao Yu, you ungrateful villain! You are simply a disgrace to our human race!"
"Lord Changye doesn't want to argue with you, but you're taking it too far, aren't you? You should know that if Lord Changye really gets angry, he can crush you with just one finger!"
Many passionate youths condemned him when they saw Qiao Yu daring to rush in front of the Changye Old Monster.
Compared to these passionate youths, the pseudo-god-tier experts present were collectively silent, not daring to say a word.
These young people were not strong enough to see how terrifying Qiao Yu's seemingly ordinary actions were, but as experienced veterans, they could see it clearly.
They vaguely had a feeling that the Changye Old Monster might be dying today.
Listening to the words of those indignant young people, Qiao Yu smiled at the Changye Old Monster.
"Hurry up, Lord Changye, get angry quickly and crush me with one finger. I'm waiting for you."
As he spoke, he continued to rub the Changye Old Monster's head, and the Changye Old Monster's flowing white hair was now as messy as a chicken coop.
But he still held back and didn't explode, just silently cursing all the young people who had just spoken in his heart.
"Qiao Yu… why don't you just say it, what exactly do you want?" the Changye Old Monster asked in a deep voice.
"I don't want to do anything. Weren't you the one looking for me? How did it become what I want to do?" Qiao Yu asked back.
"Alright! My question wasn't appropriate enough… Then… what do you want me to do to let me go?" The Changye Old Monster's tone softened, with a hint of pleading.
"Let you go? It's simple. Kneel down in front of everyone and call me 'Grandpa' twice, and I'll consider letting you go," Qiao Yu said jokingly.
Unexpectedly, as soon as he finished speaking, the Changye Old Monster's eyes lit up: "No problem!"
The Changye Old Monster was afraid that Qiao Yu would go back on his word, so he immediately knelt down on the ground with a whoosh, and even kowtowed repeatedly.
"Grandpa! Grandpa! Please be generous and let me go, Grandpa!"
The speed was so fast that even Qiao Yu couldn't help but be stunned.
Good家伙, no wonder he lived so long! With this mentality and this ability to bend and stretch, it would be impossible not to live a long life.
And all the young geniuses on Hao Kong Star were dumbfounded.
What was going on?
Wasn't Qiao Yu a rat running across the street that everyone shouted to beat, a traitor and scum of the human race?
Wasn't the Changye Old Monster a respected elder of the human race, a super powerhouse at the peak of the pseudo-god-tier?
Were they still not awake? They actually saw the Changye Old Monster kneeling and begging Qiao Yu, this scum of the human race, to let him go?
Which of these young geniuses who came to Hao Kong Star didn't want to become the Changye Old Monster's disciple?
After all, the Changye Old Monster was one of the strongest powerhouses of the human race. Once they became disciples of the Changye Old Monster, they would be disciples of a pseudo-god-tier peak expert, which could be considered bringing glory to their ancestors.
But now, they actually saw such a humble side of the Changye Old Monster… Their idol filter for the Changye Old Monster instantly collapsed, and their worldviews instantly collapsed.
It was like you had a crush on a girl for three years. In your eyes, this girl was pure, kind, and quiet, untouched by the world, like a blank sheet of paper without any flaws, which deeply attracted you.
But one day, you suddenly found a strange video on a strange website.
In this video, the girl you had a crush on for three years was being turned into a cream puff by six middle-aged men with beer bellies in turns.
In the video, she no longer had her usual purity, but a look of indulgence that you had never seen before, hysterically making noises, wishing the whole world could hear it, like a female knight in a goblin's nursery.