Eat Little Almonds
Chapter 830 Qiao Yu's Passionate Speech
Without further ado, Joe Elam charged towards the Hellhound once more.
"Don't you understand? You can't kill me!"
The Hellhound once again opened its mouth to mock, speaking much more fluently this time.
"Don't worry, I'm not going to kill you. I'm going to let you live a good life."
Joe Elam grinned as he charged forward, pressing down with his fully charged Nirvanic Divine Lightning.
The Hellhound was instantly shocked into foaming at the mouth. Then, Joe Elam condensed the Nirvanic Divine Lightning into a chain as thick as a thigh. After wrapping it around several times, he directly bound the Hellhound.
The Hellhound tried to struggle, but every time it moved, the chain condensed from Nirvanic Divine Lightning would shock it into convulsions.
"Behave yourself."
Joe Elam stuffed a ball of Chaos Fire into the Hellhound's mouth, cramming it full. You could even see the bulge from its throat, burning it until it screamed miserably.
After subduing the Hellhound, Joe Elam turned his gaze to the towering Gate of the Underworld before him.
The gate was engraved with mysterious black inscriptions. Joe Elam stepped forward and pushed hard on the gate.
Joe Elam's arms bulged with veins, and he used all his strength, but he couldn't move it an inch.
It seemed that he could only hang the three heads of the Hellhound on the Gate of the Underworld, as Zhang Erhe had said.
Joe Elam walked towards the Hellhound with a smile.
"Good doggy, good doggy, it won't hurt, okay? It'll hurt a little at first, but it won't hurt later."
Although there were many heads that Joe Elam had just chopped off on the ground, Joe Elam decided to chop off the freshest ones, just to be safe.
Since the Hellhound couldn't struggle now anyway, he was too lazy to activate the Yang Shou Blade Technique. He just slowly chopped at it with the Azure Dragon Crescent Blade.
"Don't mess around! The gate to the Underworld was ordered to be closed by Lord Hades! If you dare to open the gate to the Underworld without permission, both you and I will fall into Avici!"
The Hellhound seemed to see what Joe Elam was trying to do and quickly tried to stop him.
"Ordered by Hades? I'm also very curious who Hades is in the Underworld. I'd like to see him with my own eyes."
A gleam flashed in Joe Elam's eyes. If the sleeping scholar ghost in his body was the King of Hell, then who was the King of Hell in the Underworld? It was very intriguing.
With that said, Joe Elam slashed at the neck of the Hellhound's left head.
Because he didn't activate the Yang Shou Blade Technique, this slash could only cut halfway before it couldn't advance any further.
But Joe Elam wasn't in a hurry. He raised the Azure Dragon Crescent Blade and, ignoring the Hellhound's screams, slashed down again.
After three consecutive slashes, the head on the left was chopped off.
"You're crazy! What good will pushing open the gate of the Underworld do you? This is blasphemy against Lord Hades! A person like you who disrespects the gods will be condemned by the gods!"
The Hellhound spoke more and more fluently, but Joe Elam simply ignored it and chopped off the middle head by himself, and finally the third one.
After chopping off the three heads of the Hellhound, Joe Elam flew up and hung the three bloody dog heads on the Gate of the Underworld.
Blood gushed from the wounds and dripped down, soon staining a patch of the Gate of the Underworld red.
Time began to pass by bit by bit, but even when the blood on the gate had congealed, Joe Elam didn't see any souls coming over to help him push the gate.
"Zhang Erhe, are you mistaken? I've already hung up the three heads of the Hellhound, so why aren't the surrounding souls coming over?" Joe Elam asked loudly.
Zhang Erhe outside Fengdu Ghost City couldn't help but frown.
Logically speaking, after wandering for so long, these lonely souls should be extremely eager to enter reincarnation.
Before, it was because the Hellhound specialized in eating the dead, making them afraid to approach.
But now that the Hellhound's heads were all hung on the gate, how could those lonely souls still hold back? Could it be because the Hellhound wasn't dead yet?
"Try throwing the Hellhound further away, don't let those souls detect the Hellhound's aura."
"Alright!"
Upon hearing this, Joe Elam directly threw the Hellhound into the undead space.
And just after the Hellhound disappeared, a gloomy wind blew in the darkness. Countless pairs of eyes seemed to light up in the darkness, staring straight at Joe Elam.
Then, lonely souls surged in from all directions, surrounding the vicinity of the Gate of the Underworld like a tide.
Moreover, the number of lonely souls was still increasing, showing no sign of stopping.
With so many lonely souls, the surrounding temperature dropped instantly, and Joe Elam's exhaled breath condensed into frost.
Even more strangely, after these lonely souls gathered, their attention was not on the Gate of the Underworld, but on Joe Elam.
Joe Elam's Adam's apple couldn't help but roll up and down, and then he weakly asked.
"Big brothers... you're here to help me push the gate, right?"
The number of lonely souls in front of him was ridiculously large, it was simply a man-made Yellow Springs.
If so many lonely souls really rushed up, Joe Elam would probably have to drink a pot of it.
Faced with Joe Elam's question, the surrounding lonely souls began to wail and scream, and the piercing wails of ghosts made Joe Elam's eardrums ache.
He knew that he couldn't go on like this any longer, these lonely souls were much more interested in him than in pushing the gate.
Joe Elam hurriedly offered up Nirvanic Divine Lightning, and silver-white lightning arcs kept jumping. When those lonely souls saw this, they showed terrified expressions and took a few steps back.
"Zhang Erhe! What's going on? I think these lonely souls not only don't want to push the gate, but they want to eat me!" Joe Elam questioned loudly.
Zhang Erhe outside the ghost city pondered for a while, then his white eyebrows relaxed.
"After wandering in the ghost city for so long, the resentment in their hearts is too heavy! Think of a way to persuade them to let go of the resentment in their hearts! Let them help you push the gate. I remember you're very good at talking, aren't you?"
Joe Elam almost couldn't hold back when he heard this. What did he mean he was very good at talking? He wanted to talk too, but he didn't have the chance. His wife was still locked up in the Underworld.
But he also understood what Zhang Erhe meant. He cleared his throat and began to prepare a passionate speech. Joe Elam said loudly.
"Everyone, lonely wild ghosts! I know, you've been wandering here for so long and can't go to reincarnation. It's really suffering! For this, I feel very sorry!"
"I, Joe Elam, have come here today to help you push open the gate of this Underworld so that you can enter the Underworld! But, everyone! I need your help now!"
"To be honest... I'm a very stubborn person. I never care what others tell me to do, or how they tell me to do it. I don't care, I'm going to push open this gate of the Underworld today."
"If you can be like me and push open this gate of the Underworld with me, then I think this thing..."
"Is too cool!"