Eat Little Almonds
Chapter 152 You've Got the Wrong Guy, He's Qiao Yu
Qiao Yu slapped Lei Lin on the back of the head.
"I, Qiao Yu, am not cheating!" His voice was powerful and resounding.
The slap made Lei Lin feel like his brains had been shaken into a smooth paste.
Afraid of another slap, he quickly said, "Big brother, I was wrong! I'll never say you're cheating again!"
Qiao Yu retracted his hand. He really didn't understand. He hadn't done anything.
Why did everyone think he was cheating?
"What does 'cheating' mean?" the Mechanical Empress's voice suddenly rang out, startling Qiao Yu.
"Cheating is like... using unfair means, doing things that ordinary people can't, like getting 29 kills with an SKS without holding your breath," Qiao Yu explained.
"Oh, I see."
The Mechanical Empress pondered for a moment.
"But in that case, it's okay for him to say you're cheating. You actually are cheating."
"Bullshit! What am I cheating at? Mistaking a backpack and magazine stacked together for a frying pan?" Qiao Yu retorted.
"That's how it is."
The Mechanical Empress slowly explained, "Generally, if the total of all attributes exceeds 100, it's defined as the initial stage."
"If it exceeds 500, it's defined as the intermediate stage."
"If it exceeds 1000, it's defined as the advanced stage."
"Although you're only level 14, the total number of your attribute points is already over eight hundred. This completely exceeds the definition of the initial stage."
The Mechanical Empress looked serious, like a scholar with a strong desire for knowledge.
"So, he's not wrong to say you're cheating."
After being told this by the Mechanical Empress, Qiao Yu felt a little uncertain.
He did feel that, compared to others, everything had been too smooth for him, except for discovering that his intelligence and mental strength were 0 at the beginning.
It was as if the entire Underworld was giving way to him.
Could it be that he really was a cheater, and just didn't know it?
Just as he was wondering, a message from Yang Xiangdi interrupted his thoughts.
"Brother Yu, help! A suddenly emerging guild has launched a guild war against us! We can't hold on anymore!"
Seeing this message, Qiao Yu's expression changed drastically.
"Teacher Wan, I suddenly have something to do. You guys go back first."
After explaining to Wan Lihao, Qiao Yu hurried towards the address provided by Yang Xiangdi.
Wan Lihao glanced at Qiao Yu, nodded, but didn't try to dissuade him.
He was a teacher, not a nanny. Fledgling eagles hiding under their wings couldn't learn to fly.
Only Qin Xuan revealed a sinister smile as he watched Qiao Yu's departing figure.
"Zuo You, are you okay?"
Inside a golden barrier, two groups of people were facing off.
Zuo Cheng looked at his injured younger sister, Zuo You, his eyes filled with anger.
Zuo You's appearance at this time could be described as pitiful. Her familiar Dark Star Shield was broken in half, and Zuo You's delicate shoulder was also covered in blood.
"I'm fine."
Zuo You shook her head, but her face was very pale.
Zuo Cheng angrily picked up his twin blades.
"You bunch of bastards!"
She glared at the people opposite her, led by a playboy youth with his arms crossed.
The youth looked nonchalant, but his strength was extremely terrifying.
He was the one who shattered Zuo You's shield.
"What exactly did we, the Godslayer Guild, do to offend you?" Zuo Cheng gritted his teeth.
"Hmph! Blame your Godslayer Guild for being blind. Our Fiery Flame Guild is just doing someone a favor."
The playboy youth licked his lips and charged towards Zuo Cheng.
"Don't worry, I'll capture you all alive. None of you will die."
The two instantly engaged in battle.
Surprisingly, the playboy youth was not at all at a disadvantage in terms of speed against Zuo Cheng, who possessed extreme speed.
He even seemed to have some leeway.
The people from the playboy youth's guild were all very calm, as if they had great confidence in him.
A middle-aged burly man even sat down cross-legged and began to close his eyes to rest.
"What exactly is the background of this Fiery Flame Guild!"
Ma Fei was constantly panting, he had just experienced a fierce battle.
Zhao Ziyue was healing Zuo You while responding.
"I just checked. This Fiery Flame Guild was only created three days ago. After passing the guild novice period, they directly launched a guild war against us. They're clearly here for us!"
Ma Fei frowned tightly. The Godslayer Guild didn't have many people left with fighting strength. If this continued, they would definitely be wiped out.
"I've already notified Brother Yu, but I don't know how long it will take him to get here," Yang Xiangdi said.
Ma Fei shook his head upon hearing this.
"It's useless. Even if he comes, it'll just be one more death. These people are not people we can deal with at all. Especially that burly man who's still sitting down."
Ma Fei's eyes narrowed.
"I can sense that he's the strongest one! The playboy youth is just a vanguard. I've been on guard against him all along!"
Yang Xiangdi's expression was a little strange.
"Oh? So you were deliberately getting knocked away just now?"
Ma Fei: "...Yes!"
"And you deliberately fell face-first into the dirt just now?"
Ma Fei: "...Yes!"
"And you just now..."
"Yang Xiangdi, shut up!"
The veins on Ma Fei's forehead were throbbing.
Yang Xiangdi sighed.
"Ma Fei, it's not that I want to mock you, but this situation really needs you to stand up!"
Yang Xiangdi rubbed his hands expectantly. He had always wanted to verify Ma Fei's strange talent, but he hadn't had the chance.
Now he had finally caught the opportunity.
Ma Fei tightly gripped the Toulong Sword, his teeth itching with hatred.
He really couldn't understand why the Underworld had to be so jealous of talent and arranged such a strange talent for him.
"Alright! Come on!"
Ma Fei closed his eyes as if he were gloriously going to his death.
However, he waited for a long time and didn't hear Yang Xiangdi speak.
Confused, Ma Fei opened his eyes and found that a weathered and thin figure had appeared in front of Zuo You at some point.
"Are you okay?"
Qiao Yu asked Zuo You.
"I'm fine."
Zuo You shook her head. Under Zhao Ziyue's treatment, her complexion had improved a lot.
Seeing Qiao Yu arrive, she inexplicably felt a sense of peace.
"Okay, leave the rest to me."
Qiao Yu stood up and stared coldly at the people from the Fiery Flame Guild.
"Are you okay?"
On the other side, Yang Xiangdi looked at Ma Fei in imitation, and Ma Fei immediately understood and responded affectionately.
"I'm fine."
"Okay, leave the rest to me!"
Yang Xiangdi stood up firmly, but the trembling fat on his stomach made him look a little comical.
Qiao Yu's head was full of black lines. He turned his head and said to Yang Xiangdi, "Alright, since you said you'll do it, then I'll let you. You go."
"Don't, Brother Yu, I was just kidding." Yang Xiangdi winked, looking very annoying.
"Oh? You're Qiao Yu?"
The playboy youth turned his attention to this side. Zuo Cheng, who was fighting him, already had quite a few injuries.
Qiao Yu shook his head and pointed at Yang Xiangdi.
"No, you've mistaken the person. He's Qiao Yu."