Eat Little Almonds
Chapter 128 You're Just Bullying an Honest Man!
Tang Lan's words were so cold they could have frosted over.
"Then you want me to sleep with Cao Shao and them? Wouldn't I die even faster?"
"Either way, I'm going to die. You do it. I'd rather die by your hand."
"Come on, do it. Don't spare me just because I'm a delicate flower."
Qiao Yu spread his hands, looking like a dead pig unafraid of boiling water.
Tang Lan had schemed against him, but considering he still had some value to her…
Until Tang Lan achieved her goal, staying by her side was the safest thing for him.
Tang Lan took a deep breath, clenching her fists tightly.
"You're a grown man. Can't you sleep anywhere?"
"Why should I?"
Qiao Yu raised an eyebrow.
"You guys are enjoying yourselves in the shelter while I'm out here freezing in the cold?"
"Then come in. If you're not afraid of Mi Yuan killing you directly," Tang Lan said coldly.
"You said it."
Qiao Yu followed Tang Lan towards the shelter on the right.
But as he reached the entrance, Qiao Yu stopped.
"What's wrong? Not coming in?" Tang Lan's lips curled up.
"Damn woman, you're ruthless." Qiao Yu cursed and turned around.
If he really barged in, given Mi Yuan's personality, she might really chop him in half with her sword.
But just as Qiao Yu was about to find a place to spend the night, a green vine wrapped around his waist.
"I'm done for!"
Qiao Yu's expression changed drastically. As expected, the vine exerted force and dragged him into the shelter where Qin Qianxue and Mi Yuan were!
The next second…
Whoosh!
Bang! Bang! Bang!
Qiao Yu's figure flew out like a cannonball, crashing through several trees before stopping.
At the same time, a smooth jade foot retracted into the shelter.
"Wow!"
Qiao Yu spat out a mouthful of blood, and his nose started bleeding.
If his health bar hadn't been high enough, that kick would have killed him.
He hadn't expected Qin Qianxue and Mi Yuan to be changing clothes when he went in!
They were both only wearing close-fitting garments, and their figures each had their own merits.
Qin Qianxue's figure was fuller, like a ripe peach, as if it would overflow with juice with just one bite.
Mi Yuan's figure was taller, with fair skin and a slender neck, like a proud white swan.
The commotion outside naturally attracted the attention of Cao Shao and the other man, and they rushed out of the shelter.
"Damn! What's all the noise in the middle of the night?" Cao Shao grumbled.
Mi Yuan and Qin Qianxue pushed open the door of the shelter and walked out angrily, their faces flushed, not knowing if it was from embarrassment or anger.
"I swear to heaven, I really didn't see anything!"
Qiao Yu, who had gotten up from the ground, didn't even have time to wipe off the blood before raising his hand to swear.
But the two streaks of red nosebleed on his upper lip made his oath seem very unbelievable.
Qin Qianxue's delicate body trembled with anger. She didn't pay attention when she saw Tang Lan come in, but who knew Qiao Yu would barge in after her.
"Don't worry, I'm not an unreasonable person."
Mi Yuan smiled, her white teeth reflecting a cold light in the night.
"If you gouge out your eyeballs, I'll let this matter of you entering our shelter go."
Qiao Yu: "..."
"What the hell?! He entered your shelter?"
Before Mi Yuan could do anything, Cao Shao jumped up.
"You're asking for it!"
Cao Shao's eyes behind his glasses were filled with envy and jealousy. What he had always wanted to do but didn't dare to do had been done by Qiao Yu!
"Don't worry, don't be afraid, I'll chop this kid up and feed him to the dogs!"
Cao Shao drew his knife with a clang, ready to stage a heroic rescue of the damsels in distress.
Unexpectedly, Mi Yuan glanced at him coldly.
"What's it to you? Get lost!"
Cao Shao was stunned, his face turning red, then turning liver-colored.
He felt as if his chest was blocked by a burst of repressed anger.
It was that kid who broke into your shelter to peep, and instead of telling him to get lost, you're telling me to get lost?
Is there any justice? Is there any law?
Mi Yuan ignored Cao Shao, who was so depressed he was about to vomit blood, and coldly asked Qiao Yu.
"Tell me, are you going to gouge out your own eyeballs, or do I have to help you?"
Tang Lan stared at Qiao Yu with a smile that wasn't a smile. Qiao Yu wanted to punch her in the face.
"Sister Mi Yuan, listen to my explanation. I really didn't mean to break in..."
Qiao Yu was about to explain when Mi Yuan interrupted him.
"What? Are you trying to say that someone framed you? Someone specifically framed you to come in and watch us change clothes?"
Mi Yuan's eyes were still cold.
"Don't bother making up such boring excuses in front of me."
Qiao Yu felt so wronged!
Although it was a beautiful sight, he really didn't mean to see it!
"What? You actually saw them changing clothes?"
Cao Shao's eyes were red with jealousy. He had always coveted Qin Qianxue and Mi Yuan, but he hadn't dared to do anything rash because of his lack of strength. Now, Qiao Yu had seen them first!
"Kid, die!"
Cao Shao drew his knife and was about to kill Qiao Yu. Qiao Yu's mind flickered, and a strange scarecrow stood in front of Cao Shao.
The scarecrow was still no match for Cao Shao, but it had no problem holding him back.
"Since you don't want to gouge out your own eyeballs, then I'll do it myself."
Mi Yuan walked towards Qiao Yu step by step, dragging her broadsword, the tip of the sword leaving a long groove in the dirt.
Qiao Yu's face turned green. Mi Yuan was really going to do it!
Qin Qianxue, who was always a peacemaker, had a dark expression and clearly had no intention of dissuading her this time.
"Sister Mi Yuan, I really didn't do it on purpose. I was thrown in!"
Qiao Yu glared at Tang Lan, then pointed to his chest.
If Tang Lan continued to watch the show, he would just reveal the secret about the wood seed.
"You think I'll believe your nonsense?"
A sonic boom rang out, and Mi Yuan swung her broadsword, heading straight for Qiao Yu's neck.
"Mi Yuan, wait!"
Tang Lan's voice finally rang out, and the broadsword stopped abruptly, only 0.01 centimeters away from Qiao Yu's throat.
Qiao Yu's palms were sweating, and he almost couldn't help but act.
"Mi Yuan, Qianxue, I can testify for Qiao Yu. Something did attack him just now," Tang Lan said.
"What was it?" Mi Yuan frowned.
"I don't know. It was too dark to see clearly." Tang Lan shook her head.
Mi Yuan turned her head and stared at Qiao Yu, who gave her an embarrassed smile.
"Sister Mi Yuan, see? I didn't lie to you. I really didn't do it on purp—"
Before he could finish the word "purpose," Mi Yuan kicked Qiao Yu again, sending him flying.
"Get lost and don't let me see you!"
Mi Yuan's chest heaved with anger. Although Qiao Yu didn't do it on purpose…
He didn't spend a single penny on bride price and saw ninety percent of her from beginning to end, but she couldn't hold him accountable!
This kind of repressed feeling was like a "mmp" stuck in her throat, neither coming up nor going down, making Mi Yuan feel terrible.
"Tear!"
A sound of fighting came, and Qiao Yu's scarecrow was directly split in half by Cao Shao's knife.
"Kid, you think you can stop your Grandpa Cao with just a scarecrow? Show me what else you've got!"
Cao Shao pointed his knife at Qiao Yu.
"Is that so? Since you want to fight so much, I'll fight you."
As soon as he finished speaking, Cao Shao suddenly felt a chill in his body. Not caring about his image, he quickly rolled forward like a donkey.
As soon as Cao Shao rolled away, a sharp sword light slashed at the place where he had just been standing.
The person who attacked was Mi Yuan, who was already in a bad mood, and Cao Shao had run into her gun.
Cao Shao's face was as ugly as if his mother had died. He felt like he had been injured internally from anger.
"The kid who saw you changing clothes was that guy. You're not going to chop him, you're going to chop me?"
"Aren't you bullying an honest man!"