Eat Little Almonds
Chapter 95 Female Corpse in the Coffin
This was his involuntary exclamation after hearing Gu Xuanxuan explain the function of the Zhenling coffin (Spirit Suppressing Coffin).
He looked at the Zhenling coffin's information again.
[Zhenling Coffin]
Rank: Unknown
Description: A dark red coffin engraved with strange patterns. Lying in it may have special effects.
"Special effects my ass. I'll special your grandma’s sea cucumber," Qiao Yu cursed inwardly.
Luckily, he hadn't been curious enough to lie in it back then, or he would have been suppressed directly by the Zhenling coffin.
He made a decision in his heart. When he had the chance, he would smash the Zhenling coffin to pieces. What an unlucky thing.
On the other side, under the guidance of the old man, a dark pit was successfully dug out.
They placed the dark red Zhenling coffin into the pit, and then the old man shouted loudly.
"Dragon's lair deep burial, fierce corpse suppressed, good weather and abundant harvests, peace and prosperity all year round!"
All the suona sounds stopped abruptly, and the people in the procession knelt on the ground, kowtowing to the pit where the coffin had just been placed.
Two strong young men carried a large stone tablet and erected it in front of the pit. It was a tombstone!
After the old man also kowtowed three times, the Dian Yin (Yin Pointing) ceremony seemed to be over.
The original procession began to disperse in twos and threes, and no one filled the pit. The dug-out soil was scattered elsewhere.
Leaving such a tomb hole, exposed alone under the moonlight.
"Let's go!" Gu Xuanxuan stood up directly. The "fuck" from before had left a considerable psychological shadow on him. He didn't want to stay in this ghostly place for even a second longer.
"Did you understand the difference between Dian Mu (Grave Pointing) and Dian Yin?" Gu Xuanxuan asked Jin Tao.
"Um, this disciple is inept and didn't understand," Jin Tao said, scratching his head in embarrassment.
Gu Xuanxuan was not annoyed and patiently explained.
"Dian Yin and Dian Mu are actually similar, but Dian Mu is aimed at corpses of those who died normally, allowing the dead ancestors to bless their descendants. Dian Yin, on the other hand, is aimed at the corpses of great ominousness!"
"Corpses of great ominousness?" Jin Tao's pupils shrank.
"That's right. Dian Yin is to prevent corpses of great ominousness from causing harm to the world, suppressing the fierce corpse in the dragon's lair to transform the evil aura into dragon energy."
"You can learn about such geomantic knowledge slowly in the future. Let's find a place to rest first."
Since there was no Yizhuang (mortuary) in Little Apricot Village, Gu Xuanxuan had to rent an entire closed courtyard to facilitate the placement of the Xishen (Gods of Joy).
After settling down the three Xishen, Gu Xuanxuan returned to his room.
After confirming several times that Gu Xuanxuan and the others were resting, Yang Xiangdi sat down on the ground with a thud.
"Phew, I'm exhausted!"
After jumping around with her hands raised all night, Yang Xiangdi felt even more tired than doing aerobics to the Compendium of Materia Medica.
"Let's go, let's act quickly while we can," Qiao Yu said.
"Where are we going, Brother Yu? I'm too tired, please spare me."
"Aren't you curious about what's inside the coffin that was just buried using Dian Yin?"
Qiao Yu's words made Yang Xiangdi's mind immediately liven up.
"You mean, there's treasure inside?" Yang Xiangdi's eyes lit up.
Clang!
Qiao Yu took off the immobilization charm on his head and took out a dark red coffin from his storage space.
"I'm not sure, but I got an identical coffin before. I want to see what's in that coffin."
Qiao Yu's eyes narrowed slightly. He wanted to see what kind of corpse could be called a corpse of great ominousness. Was the drop rate high?
He and Yang Xiangdi took advantage of the moonlight and jumped directly out of the courtyard.
In the zombified state, their jumping ability had also become much stronger.
One fat and one thin zombie hopped and skipped under the moonlight.
If ordinary people saw this bizarre scene, they would probably be scared half to death.
When they returned to the small hillside where the Dian Yin was performed, there was no one else there.
"Brother Yu, what are we doing? Two zombies digging someone else's grave? This is really digging up a son's grave -- digging up a son!"
Yang Xiangdi rubbed his hands excitedly.
"Stop talking nonsense, you keep watch for me, I'll go down."
After Qiao Yu finished speaking, he jumped into the tomb pit, grabbed a corner of the Zhenling coffin with both hands, and pried it open with force.
Crack!
The coffin instantly cracked open, and the coffin nails could not stop Qiao Yu's great strength.
By the moonlight, Qiao Yu could see that lying in the Zhenling coffin was a long-haired female corpse, quietly lying in the coffin wearing a large red shroud.
The corpse was very young, her skin was pale, and she looked like she had just died not long ago.
"When God was handing out steamed buns, why did you choose a pancake?" Looking at the flat chest of the other party, Qiao Yu couldn't help but sigh.
Looking at the delicate features of the person in the coffin, he found them more and more familiar.
Wait!
Flat chest?
Delicate face?
Qiao Yu exerted force on his hand and instantly lifted the entire coffin lid, only then did he see the face of the person in the coffin clearly.
Isn't this Zuo You? How could she be lying in the Zhenling coffin?
"Zuo You! Zuo You!"
Qiao Yu patted Zuo You's face, but found that she had no reaction at all.
Could she really be dead?
No, Gu Xuanxuan said that the Zhenling coffin could suppress all corpses. Could it be because of the Zhenling coffin?
Qiao Yu punched the Zhenling coffin under Zuo You and smashed it to pieces.
Zuo You instantly opened her eyes and sat up!
Whoosh!
A pink fist went straight for Qiao Yu's face.
"Don't do it, Zuo You, it's me! It's Qiao Yu!"
Qiao Yu parried and hurriedly began to explain.
"I'm fucking hitting you, who said I took a pancake?" Zuo You's face turned green with anger.
Qiao Yu felt guilty and hated the Zhenling coffin even more.
How can you still hear what's being said outside when you're being suppressed? Your Zhenling coffin is not very good!
Zuo You punched him several times, but as a tank, she couldn't hurt Qiao Yu in his zombified state at all.
"Brother Yu! Are you done yet? It looks like someone is coming from a distance!"
Yang Xiangdi's voice came from above the pit.
The exhausted Zuo You gave up the idea of beating Qiao Yu up. With a jump, she left the pit.
The aggrieved Qiao Yu directly took out the Zhenling coffin from his storage space and slammed it against the wall of the pit.
"Trash, useless!"
Looking at the two Zhenling coffins that had been smashed to pieces, Qiao Yu jumped out with satisfaction.
Outside the grave pit, Yang Xiangdi looked at Zuo You, who was panting for breath, and then looked at Qiao Yu, who was panting for breath after wielding the coffin lid.
The expression on his face suddenly became wonderful.
Yang Xiangdi poked Qiao Yu with his elbow and said with a wink
"Brother Yu, you're awesome! Others are dancing on the grave, but you're even more ruthless, firing a cannon on the grave!"
Zuo You: "?"
Qiao Yu: "?"
Bang! Bang!
After experiencing a mixed doubles match, Yang Xiangdi, who had two panda eyes, finally calmed down and hid timidly to the side, not daring to speak.
Qiao Yu also trembled a little. He bit the bullet, grinned, and showed what he thought was a good-looking smile to Zuo You and asked.
"Zuo You, how did you end up in the Zhenling coffin?"