Eat Little Almonds
Chapter 69 Old Jin, Do You Know What a Ju Is?
Qiao Yu had already pulled his pants down halfway when he was so startled that he shivered.
“Why are you watching me?”
Xiao Yi’s expression remained unchanged as he said naturally, “According to regulations, the examiner must supervise the candidate throughout the sampling process to prevent the candidate from passing off fish eyes as pearls.” (Mixing urine).
Qiao Yu: “...Why don’t you turn around? I’m afraid I’ll scare you.”
“Don’t worry, I’ve received professional training, and I’m not easily frightened. Moreover, I’ve been a college entrance examination examiner for two or three years. I’ve seen countless ‘guns.’ Just pretend I don’t exist,” Xiao Yi said, waving his hand.
“Okay then.”
Qiao Yu stopped being coy, pulled down his pants, and started to pee.
Xiao Yi: “…”
He didn’t speak, silently turning around, his fists clenched tightly, as if suppressing the anger in his heart.
There was only one word in his mind right now—Jù (Huge).
Even though he had seen countless "guns," this was the first time he had seen one so exaggerated.
This is unfair! They’re both men, why? It’s too hateful!
After Qiao Yu finished peeing, he noticed that the examiner had turned around, his body still trembling slightly.
“Huh? Bro, what’s wrong? Are you feeling unwell?” Qiao Yu asked.
“It’s nothing, I just thought of something sad.”
Xiao Yi was a professional examiner after all, and he quickly suppressed the complex emotions in his heart.
“Let’s go, I’ll take you to the testing area.”
Before long, the test results came out, and there were no problems.
Qiao Yu was quickly allowed to return to the examination hall.
Watching Qiao Yu’s departing figure, Jin Tong’s lips curled into a smile.
He had just asked someone to investigate Qiao Yu’s background information.
“Qiao Anqing’s son, a mage with an attack power of over 500, a recommended student to Kyoto University, tsk, tsk, tsk.”
“Xiao Yi, I have a feeling that this kid will give us a lot of surprises in the future. What do you think?”
After Jin Tong finished speaking, he turned his head to look at Xiao Yi, but found that Xiao Yi, who was usually very clever, now had a blank look on his face, not knowing what he was thinking about.
“Xiao Yi?”
“Xiao Yi?!”
“Ah? Elder Jin? What’s wrong, Elder Jin?”
Xiao Yi quickly asked, coming back to his senses.
“What’s wrong with you? Why are you so absent-minded?” Jin Tong asked.
Xiao Yi was silent for a while. He tried hard to forget the scene in the bathroom, but the image in his mind became clearer and clearer.
He felt that he had to tell someone about it, or he would go crazy.
“Elder Jin, do you know what Jù means?”
Jin Tong: “???”
As Qiao Yu returned to the examination hall, there was an uproar.
“Whoa! That kid actually came back to continue the college entrance examination?”
“Really? The test was fine? This kid did it with his own strength?”
“A critical hit damage of over 1,000, so this kid’s base attack power is also 500, right? Is this a mage? Did he add the skill points wrong?”
“Not necessarily!”
An expert in the crowd immediately expressed his opinion.
“Did you notice the knuckle duster he was wearing? That’s definitely a rare A-grade artifact, or even an S-grade! Otherwise, it’s impossible to deal so much damage.”
“Then how do you explain his physical body resisting lightning?” someone next to him asked.
“This…” The expert pondered for a while. “That’s right! Corpse Flesh Technique!”
The expert slapped his hand in realization.
“Corpse Flesh Technique allows a necromancer’s skin to have the toughness of corpse flesh for one minute. During this time, any potentially fatal wound becomes less dangerous.”
“Did you notice? When he was resisting the lightning just now, it wasn’t that he wasn’t injured, but that he was torn to pieces, but he wasn’t affected at all!”
“That’s right, it must be Corpse Flesh Technique!”
After the analysis, the expert looked smug, as if no one knew better than him.
The audience in the stands also called out that his analysis made sense!
In this case, the incredible scene just now could be explained.
In this case, the handsome young man not only didn’t cheat, but was instead a rare genius!
The audience’s attention to Qiao Yu instantly increased.
Not only the audience, but the mage candidates paid even more attention to Qiao Yu. They were all praying in their hearts that they wouldn’t meet Qiao Yu too early.
Qiao Yu didn’t know that there was already an expert in the audience who had helped him explain everything. At this time, he was preparing to face his second opponent.
He walked onto the stage. On the opposite side of the stage, a wide mage robe shrouded the other person, making it impossible to see whether they were male or female.
Just as Qiao Yu walked onto the stage, the other person turned around, revealing half of a cold, stern face shrouded in shadow, looking extremely mysterious.
“You’re finally here.”
Because Qiao Yu was sent for various tests, most of the second round of exams had already passed.
His second-round opponent had been waiting for him for a long time.
“Sorry to keep you waiting, let’s begin.”
After Qiao Yu finished speaking, he adopted a fighting stance.
“You shouldn’t have come.” The person on the opposite side shook his head.
“I’m already here.”
“What did you come for?”
Qiao Yu: “?”
I came to go clubbing with your dad, I came to swipe your dad’s lighter, I came to roll dice with your grandpa, I came to take the college entrance examination, what else would I come for?
“Examiner, may I ask if we can start?” Qiao Yu didn’t want to pay attention to the psychopath on the opposite side, and directly asked the examiner.
“Are both sides ready?” The examiner looked at the two.
“Ready, examiner, I surrender.”
The mysterious guy directly took out a white flag from his wide mage robe and raised it.
Qiao Yu’s head was full of question marks, and the examiner’s face turned green.
After all that trouble, I took off my pants, and this is what I get?
“Sigh, I was quite happy to be drawn against you. I thought that if you didn’t come back, I could get two points for free. It would have been great if you hadn’t come back.”
After the mysterious man finished speaking, he jumped off the stage directly and left without looking back.
“Fourth High School, Qiao Yu, wins! Points +3!” The examiner announced the result of the second round with a green face.
Due to the winning streak, Qiao Yu’s points suddenly came to five points.
In the following matches, there were no exceptions. Those who were drawn against Qiao Yu were almost all apprentice-level mages.
When they thought of Qiao Yu’s reckless and valiant scene in the first round, they surrendered directly.
It was one thing to challenge someone beyond your level, but it was another to challenge a freak. Wasn’t that courting death?
It was better to save some energy to prepare for the next match.
The third round, the sixth round, the eighth round.
In the following rounds, Qiao Yu had no chance to make a move at all. As soon as the examiner announced the start, the other side surrendered directly.
Having only fought one match, he achieved eight consecutive victories, and his points came directly to 23, ranking first in the entire field.
There were no more than ten candidates who could tie with Qiao Yu with 23 points, including all professions in the four regions. Without exception, these people were all Beginner-level.
Bored, Qiao Yu even had time to observe the battles in the other three regions.
At this time, Ma Fei frowned and fought with a gun cultivator on the opposite side.
This was his eighth-round opponent. The other party was also a Beginner-level cultivator, and his marksmanship was sophisticated and ruthless. Obviously, he was also a genius.
As the saying goes, an inch longer is an inch stronger. As soon as the other party caught his flaw, he would use a thrust, making it difficult for him to defend.
Just as Ma Fei was struggling to think of a way to break the situation, a familiar voice came from behind him.
“Master Ma, don’t fight him head-on, try to cut him off at the middle!”