Eat Little Almonds

Chapter 53 A Loli's Three Treasures: Pretty Face, Flat Chest, and Can't Be Pushed Down

Chapter 106 The So-Called Blackening

"What? Blitz is dead?"

Mengde was shocked. Blitz was a top warrior in the Mechanical Kingdom!

"Yes! Lord Blitz said that a Desolate Ancient Physique appeared among the humans, and one punch could knock him out of combat!"

"Lord Blitz also left behind his last twelve-word testament: Desolate Ancient Physique, unparalleled, invincible."

The second sentence was purely fabricated by Ishude. Now that his Huben Army has collapsed like this, the more he boasts about the Desolate Ancient Physique, the less responsibility he bears.

Who says robots can't be sly? Ishude can lie without batting an eye.

Ishude's words did indeed cause Mengde's expression to change drastically. Desolate Ancient Physique, unparalleled, invincible.

The terror of these twelve words was self-evident.

Mengde's eyes instantly turned into a long telescope, observing Qiao Yu, who was wreaking havoc in the mechanical legion.

Qiao Yu didn't know he was being watched. He was frantically slaughtering these robots.

Because he discovered that killing robots actually provided free attribute points and experience!

[Detected that player Qiao Yu has resolved a low-level robot through close combat, rewarding 1 free attribute point, experience +3]

[Attribute point +1, experience +3]

[+1, +3]

Due to the abundance of messages, Qiao Yu simply blocked the notification sounds of the Otherworld system and focused on developing himself.

Even a mosquito has some meat, after all.

Seeing Qiao Yu killing so many enemies, Ma Fei also became anxious.

"Qiao Yu, let's see who kills more enemies! Sweeping the Army!"

A magnificent sword light was unleashed, instantly annihilating all the robots in front of Ma Fei.

This was a C-grade sword technique he acquired in the warrior-exclusive dungeon!

Compared to the one-hit-kill skill, Sword of Isolation, Sweeping the Army focuses more on large-scale indiscriminate damage.

Qiao Yu ignored Ma Fei and continued to fight with the robots. Due to his low agility, Qiao Yu was soon injured.

Several robots left wounds on his body, and Qiao Yu bled profusely, instantly becoming a blood gourd.

"Holy crap? Qiao Yu, are you okay? If it's too much, let's not compete, don't push yourself!" Ma Fei was startled by Qiao Yu.

Bleeding like that, even an elephant wouldn't last a few minutes, right?

"Qiao Yu! If you can't do it, fall back first, I'll hold the line for you!" Zuo You said with concern.

Zhao Ziyue even poured a huge amount of healing on Qiao Yu, and with the enhancement of the Moonlight Regenerator, Qiao Yu's health was instantly restored.

Only Yang Xiangdi scoffed at this.

"Don't worry, who is my brother Yu? If the dungeon is in chaos, brother Yu has the say!"

Back when they fought Xun Dong, Qiao Yu had more than a dozen through-and-through bloody holes in his body and was still alive and kicking. Yang Xiangdi still remembered those scenes vividly.

What did these minor skin injuries amount to now? You guys underestimate my brother Yu too much!

"It's nothing, I'm fine."

Sure enough, although Qiao Yu was bleeding profusely, he showed no signs of fatigue and still punched robot soldiers one by one.

Qiao Yu killed enemies while bleeding, and before long, blood flowed like a river.

It's just... it was all Qiao Yu's blood flowing.

"Could that kid really be a Desolate Ancient Physique?"

Mengde, who was observing Qiao Yu, had a look of shock on his face. The other four, whether it was Ma Fei or Yang Xiangdi,

More or less used weapons, but that fair-skinned kid really just swept through an area with his fists.

And how could a normal human lose so much blood and not die? This is unscientific!

Desolate Ancient Physique! This kid must be a Desolate Ancient Physique!

Mengde instantly believed Blitz's last words.

Mengde instantly became excited, and his mechanically modified body trembled slightly.

This Desolate Ancient Physique is already so strong as a human. If he can be persuaded to join the Mechanical Kingdom and undergo mechanical modification...

Mengde couldn't imagine what kind of monster that would create, but there was no doubt that it would be the strongest warrior in the world!

Qiao Yu's status in Mengde's heart soared instantly, and his importance could even be on par with Hua Jun.

Mengde immediately contacted the only king of the Mechanical Kingdom through the intelligent brain. He wanted to report Qiao Yu's situation to the great Mechanical Empress—the Black Queen!

"Yang Xiangdi, when did he become like this?" Zuo You asked after a moment of silence.

Yang Xiangdi scratched his head and replied.

"If I remember correctly, it seems to have started after seeing a little loli turn into a big spider in the exclusive dungeon. Maybe brother Yu's loli-con tendencies were shocked, so he turned dark?"

"Loli-con?" Zhao Ziyue's eyes lit up, and she turned to look at Zuo You.

"Isn't Zuo You a standard legal loli?"

"Look, lolis have three treasures: good looks, flat chest, and can't be pushed down. Zuo You meets all these requirements!"

"And as a tank, I believe that no one of the same level can push down the shield erected by Zuo You. Isn't that can't be pushed down? You can completely trust Zuo You!"

"Zhao Ziyue, you big-breasted, brainless woman! Shut up!" Zuo You began to feel shy, as if her secret thoughts had been exposed.

Yang Xiangdi pondered for a moment with his chin in his hand, his eyes lit up, Zhao Ziyue was right!

He looked at Qiao Yu, who was fighting bloody battles in the distance, and then looked at Zuo You, and the more he looked, the more they looked like a couple.

"Xiangdi, will Qiao Yu really be okay if he bleeds like this?" Zuo You was a little flustered by Yang Xiangdi's gaze, and quickly changed the subject.

"Don't worry! What could be the problem? You guys haven't seen my brother Yu die on the spot and then resurrect on the spot!"

Yang Xiangdi waved his hand indifferently.

"Compared to those, these are all small scenes."

"Kill!"

Qiao Yu in the distance was having a great time killing, and he added all the free attribute points he obtained to strength. He was about to break two hundred!

Qiao Yu directly took out the Green Dragon Crescent Blade, preparing to break through two hundred strength attributes in one go.

Watching Qiao Yu wield a two-meter-long broadsword and slash wildly, Zuo You turned her head again.

"Yang Xiangdi, are you really sure that a necromancer who is bleeding into a river of blood and taking out a broadsword to play around is really okay?"

"No problem, no problem! Relax, since you've known brother Yu, have you ever seen him normal?" Yang Xiangdi replied.

Thinking about it this way, Zuo You also felt relieved.

Indeed, Qiao Yu had been abnormal since Nightmare Village. No matter how strange things were, they didn't seem strange on Qiao Yu.

She also started to kill mechanical soldiers with peace of mind. These were all walking experience points!

Qiao Yu rushed forward with his head down, leaving a bloody trail behind him, well, it was all Qiao Yu's blood.

He went all the way from Penglai East Road to Nantianmen... no, he went all the way to Mengde and Ishude.

The three of them stared at each other, and Mengde looked at Qiao Yu with admiration, the look in his eyes made Qiao Yu's goosebumps rise.

Mengde had already received a reply from the Black Queen. The Black Queen told him to spare no effort to win Qiao Yu over.

So Mengde showed a smile that he thought was very kind.

Little did he know that in Qiao Yu's eyes, his smile was like the lewd smile of an old pervert who had been thirsty for many years when he saw a naked 185cm athletic student.

"Hello, human Desolate Ancient Physique! Join the glorious evolution!"