Eat Little Almonds
Chapter 341 I Said I'd Only Use One Hand
Shen Jianshu asked, then continued.
“I’m actually really curious how many trump cards you little guys are hiding! Ever since you beat Huaqing, you’ve managed to come up with something new every match.”
“Not much, just a little bit.” Qiao Yu smiled shyly.
He was indeed hiding a big one that he hadn't released yet, and he had to thank Shen Jianshu for it.
“Well, I won’t say much then. Just remember one thing.”
Shen Jianshu paused, a meaningful smile on his face.
“Undead Displacement! It’s known as the best skill below S-rank! When used well, it can have a battle-reversing effect!”
A flash of inspiration went through Qiao Yu’s mind, as if he had grasped something.
After a night of rest, everyone’s energy had recovered a lot.
Yang Xiangdi, who had been punched by Qiao Yu, had also fully recovered, but the amount of fat on his body was still pitifully low, so it would probably be difficult to rely on him today.
Today, the Kyoto Gymnasium was even more packed! It was surrounded by people early in the morning.
The defending champions versus this year’s biggest dark horse, who would win?
This undoubtedly aroused everyone’s curiosity, and the official Battle Competition had already done enough publicity yesterday.
Everyone wanted to know whether the dark horse of Kyoto University Team Two could continue their winning streak, or whether the reigning champion team from Ji Ni Tai Mei Academy could defeat this young challenger team.
Amid the cheers of the audience, the two teams slowly ascended the stage from either side.
The long-haired, bearded blonde in the lead still had that dismissive expression. After glancing at Qiao Yu and the others, he curled his lips and said.
“To actually be defeated by five pieces of trash who haven’t even reached high-tier, Mei Chuan Ku Cha High School is really getting worse and worse.”
“Morton! What did you say? Come down for a one-on-one!!” Aye Fu, who was in the audience, couldn’t help but get angry when he heard someone insulting his school. He rushed up, wanting to hit Morton, but was stopped by four or five staff members.
“Am I wrong? High-tier can’t beat mid-tier, what’s the difference between that and trash?” Morton sneered.
“Oh, Morton, don’t provoke Aye Fu. Trash usually has a fragile heart, what if you make him cry?”
The priest, Tasha, smiled sweetly. Even Qiao Yu was a little surprised by this situation. How could such cold words come out of a 37-degree mouth?
The Ji Ni Tai Mei Academy was actually mocking their own people?
Aye Fu clenched his fists tightly, a look of unwillingness on his face.
“Alright, alright, what’s the point of bullying an honest person like Aye Fu? Let’s just play with these five dark horses from the East.” Vice-Captain Hua Lai Tu tightened his staff, looking eager to try.
“Hopefully they can put up a good fight, don’t disappoint me!” Lucas hoisted up a scarlet giant shield.
Qiao Yu raised an eyebrow, then said in a strange accent.
“Are you going to have a childish war of words? My dear three gentlemen and two ladies, I wouldn’t mind stuffing all five of your heads into the toilet during mealtime, so you can fill your stomachs with delightful flavor.”
Connelia, who hadn’t spoken, suddenly became a little scared when she heard this.
“Can you just push those four in? First of all, I haven’t provoked any of you; secondly, I haven’t provoked any of you...”
“Connelia! Be tough, don’t embarrass us!” Morton was speechless, then glanced at Qiao Yu. “This kind of mid-tier trash who got into the top eight through luck, I can take him with one hand!”
“Oh! My dear Mr. Morton, I swear, if you dare to speak to me with that arrogant and conceited foolish attitude again, then I will definitely choose a sunny noon to dig up your grandfather’s ashes, and use the hot water that the neighbor just boiled to make you a steaming bowl of bone ash pao fan (rice in soup).”
Morton’s face became extremely ugly. He understood that he was no match in a war of words, so he grinned, revealing a sinister smile.
“Kid, here’s a piece of advice, say a few more words while you can, because as soon as the referee announces the start, I’ll tear your mouth apart!”
“Is that so? Then I’ll give you a piece of advice too, put on your favorite clothes, because that will be your last look.” Qiao Yu shrugged indifferently.
On the surface, it seemed like he was just looking for trouble, but in reality, Qiao Yu’s eyes were calm.
He had seen several arrogant geniuses like Morton. The last one, Qin Xuan, was still in a vegetative state.
What he wanted was to enrage Morton. The anger value and intelligence value are always inversely proportional. Once the anger value rises, the intelligence value will decrease.
Morton’s murderous eyes stared at Qiao Yu.
The two sides hadn’t even started fighting yet, but the atmosphere on the stage was already tense.
“Please bow to each other!” The referee didn’t waste any time and was ready to start.
“Captain of Ji Ni Tai Mei Academy, Morton.”
“Kyoto University Team Two, Qiao Yu.”
“Don’t worry, if you’re scared now, it’s still not too late. If you kowtow to me, I’ll let you use one hand!” Morton sneered.
“Tch, call me daddy, and I’ll let you use both hands.” Qiao Yu glanced at him with disdain.
“Humph! Impossible, don’t even think abou…”
“Daddy!”
Before Morton could finish speaking, he heard a full-throated “Daddy” from behind him, and his whole body froze in place.
Qiao Yu was also silent… Who calls someone “daddy” before a fight?
Connelia had a look of anticipation on her face.
“Easterner, you can’t go back on your word! You just said that if I call you daddy, you’d let us use both hands! I called you!”
Qiao Yu was speechless. It was the first time he had encountered such an outrageous opponent, then he seemed to think of something and smiled kindly.
“Alright! No problem, if I said I’d let you use both hands, then I’ll let you use both hands!”
Seeing that there was no problem, the referee raised his hand.
“Third round of the promotion competition, semi-final promotion competition, ready! Begin!”
The moment the referee announced the start, Qiao Yu clapped his hands together, and a green seed on his chest lit up.
“True Several Thousand Hands!” (Zhen Shu Qian Shou)
A giant wooden statue of Buddha rose from the ground, about fifty meters tall, with a full thousand arms on its back!
The aura it exuded was incredibly intimidating, and the sheer size of it was enough to make people’s hair stand on end.
Then, two of the statue’s arms broke off directly, causing the stage to shake.
Qiao Yu spread his hands and said shyly.
“I, Qiao Yu, am a man of my word. I said I’d let you use two hands, so I’ll let you use two hands. Look, now there are only 998 hands left!”