Eat Little Almonds

Chapter 320 Sorry, I, Qiao Yu, Have Been Unable to Distinguish Male From Female Since I Was a Child

“Don't worry, we're all necromancers. How could I bear to hurt you?”

Qiao Yu smiled and patted Gu Ming on the shoulder.

Gu Ming trembled slightly, unable to guess what Qiao Yu was going to do, so he just stood there obediently.

This scene moved the audience.

“Oh my god! Is this what it means to be both friend and foe? The best of friends and the best of rivals!”

“As the saying goes, no discord, no concord! Heroes cherish heroes, this scene is really touching!”

“My god! Yu-Ming CP! They're both necromancers, I'm locking them in! So sweet!” Some fujoshi were already shipping the CP on the spot.

Shen Jianshu took a sip of hot tea from his thermos, his expression somewhat gratified. The current situation could be described as a win-win for everyone.

“Indeed, a good opponent is hard to find in a thousand years, so it's no wonder that player Qiao Yu would do this!” The commentator also took a tissue and wiped away his tears of emotion.

However, the next second, the commentator on the field noticed something was wrong.

“Okay, we see that player Qiao Yu's hand, which was originally on player Gu Ming's shoulder, has quietly slid to Gu Ming's neck. Let's see what he's going to do?”

Bang!

A muffled sound came, and the commentator fell silent. The hand wiping away tears froze on his face, and he didn't know how to continue commentating for a moment.

Pfft!

Shen Jianshu spat out a mouthful of hot tea.

“I knew it wouldn't be that simple!” Shen Jianshu said, holding his forehead.

On the arena, Qiao Yu grabbed Gu Ming by the neck, like he was holding a chick, and directly slammed him onto the floor of the arena.

Gu Ming's body drew a perfect arc and directly smashed out a human-shaped pit.

“You were calling me a barbarian earlier, weren't you? Huh?”

Qiao Yu raised his eyebrows slightly.

“I'll show you barbarian!”

Bang!

“I'll show you barbarian!”

Bang!

“I'll show you barbarian!”

Bang!

Qiao Yu swung left and right, tossing Gu Ming back and forth.

Qiao Yu also sighed secretly in his heart. This Gu Ming was indeed a good man!

He had swung him so many times, and other than a muffled groan the first time, he didn't say a word no matter how he swung him later.

Yes! A good man! A real man!

Qiao Yu secretly gave Gu Ming a thumbs up in his heart.

The audience at the scene were a little silent, unable to find words to describe their feelings at this moment.

“Qiao Yu, I'm warning you, let him go! Otherwise, I'm not finished with you!”

Qin Qianyi gritted her silver teeth and stood up with the last of her strength.

“Ah! Sorry, sorry! I almost forgot about you! If you hadn't suddenly come out to cause trouble, I wouldn't have had to work so hard.” Qiao Yu smiled kindly.

As soon as he finished speaking, Qin Qianyi felt a large hand like iron tongs clamp her fair ankle.

The next second, a huge force struck, and she was lifted upside down.

Qin Qianyi couldn't help but swallow, but then she thought, she was a cute girl, wouldn't this Qiao Yu know anything about cherishing the fairer sex?

“You! What are you going to do?” Qin Qianyi's voice trembled slightly.

“Don't worry, I, Qiao Yu, never hit women.” Qiao Yu said with a smile.

Qin Qianyi breathed a sigh of relief when she heard this, but the next second.

Bang!

Qiao Yu directly slammed Qin Qianyi on the ground, letting her enjoy the same treatment as Gu Ming.

“Didn't you say you don't hit women?” Qin Qianyi asked, forcing her eyes open.

“I don't hit women, but I've been unable to distinguish between male and female since I was a child!” Qiao Yu said with a chuckle.

He held one in each hand, swinging Qin Qianyi and Gu Ming back and forth on the arena with loud bangs. Qin Qianyi was also a heroine among women, and didn't say a word after the first hit.

“One, two, three, four, change the pose!”

“Two, two, three, four, do it again!”

Qiao Yu swung enthusiastically. The entire Kyoto Stadium was filled with muffled banging sounds. An old man with a cane passed by the door and scratched his head in confusion.

“That's strange, is it a special day today? Why is there the sound of drums? These young people these days…” The old man shook his head and left with his cane.

“Qiao Yu, enough!”

Ji Pingyang shouted, and Qiao Yu stopped. He asked somewhat unsatisfactorily.

“Principal Ji, why are you in such a hurry? I haven't vented my anger yet.”

Ji Pingyang's mouth twitched when he heard this. I'm saving your life!

He looked back at Qin Tianhao, whose face was as black as the bottom of a pot.

Qin Qianyi was, after all, Qin Tianhao's precious daughter. If Qiao Yu swung her a few more times, it would be difficult for Ji Pingyang to guarantee that this usually respected president of Huaqing University would not suddenly go berserk and hurt someone.

The referee, who had finally reacted, hurried to Qiao Yu's side and announced.

“The last match of the preliminary round, Kyoto University Team Two, wins!”

In the past, the stands would have erupted in cheers at this time. After all, Kyoto University Team Two defeating Team One was a standard case of the weak defeating the strong, but today the stands were unusually quiet.

The audience had not yet recovered from Qiao Yu's outrageous swinging behavior.

But Qiao Yu didn't care. He jumped off the arena and went to meet Zuo You and the others.

“We won!” Qiao Yu smiled, and then accurately rested his head on Zuo You's chest and fainted.

This battle had indeed taken too much out of him. In order to maximize his berserk state, the Death Knight's sword almost killed Qiao Yu on the spot.

Zuo You and the others immediately carried Qiao Yu away.

However, the shock brought about by this battle was far from over.

The entire Eastern Alliance cheered for this battle, and the names of Qiao Yu and the others were completely known to the public.

In terms of popularity alone, Kyoto University Team Two had now crushed all other teams!

In the lounge, after some treatment, Qiao Yu finally woke up.

His physique was already extraordinary, so it was normal for him to recover quickly.

As soon as Qiao Yu opened his eyes, he found himself surrounded by a group of people. Their eyes were burning as if they wanted to eat him.

The senior brother, Duan Shuiliu, who always had a dead fish face, took a step forward, tightly grasped Qiao Yu's hand, his face full of excitement. He was so excited that he was a little speechless.

“Qiao Yu, you di! Niubi (awesome) da da di (very very much)!”

Duan Shuiliu couldn't wait to kiss Qiao Yu on the face.

The other members of Kyoto University Team One were also very excited. Although they were not the ones who defeated Gu Ming, he was still from their Kyoto University!

Before they came, no one had thought that Gu Ming, whom they regarded as a ferocious beast, would actually be defeated by a freshman from their Kyoto University.

Qiao Yu could only smile awkwardly. He looked around and found that Yang Xiangdi was missing.

Qiao Yu's heart tightened. Yang Xiangdi was, after all, a squishy mage. Could he be more seriously injured than him?

“Where's Yang Xiangdi? Where did he go?” Qiao Yu quickly asked.

“Brother Yu, I'm here!” Yang Xiangdi's five-hundred-pound body squeezed through the crowd.

“Phew! It's good that you're okay. Where did you go? You scared me to death.” Qiao Yu breathed a sigh of relief.

“The abandoned soul yearns for the world beneath the earth. In the white comfort, I lost a part of myself.” Yang Xiangdi's expression was somewhat vicissitudes and sorrowful.

Qiao Yu: “…Speak human.”

“I just went to take a dump!”

Everyone was silent for a moment. Perhaps this was what it meant to drop a load.