"Screech..."
As Fang Er finished speaking, in the small black room in his mind, Sister Tong, with the speed of lightning, tore the black silk all over the place.
"Sun thief, come on..."
"If it's not three hours, you're a..."
Fang Er's forehead was covered in black lines. What a woman!
She was the one with a head full of tadpoles, wasn't she?
He quickly interrupted her.
"Stop!"
"What were you thinking? I asked you to say that awkward phrase again!"
"Tsk... You should have said so earlier! You made me excited for nothing..."
"@#￥...%@........"
Damn it, it's too obscure, I can't remember it at all!
Fang Er was so frustrated he was pulling at his hair. This was harder than learning English back then!
"Again!"
"....."
"Again!"
"....."
.........
In his mind, the system taught him repeatedly, and Fang Er learned repeatedly.
It was a short sentence, less than twenty syllables, but it took him nearly three hours to learn to say it completely.
"@#￥...%@........"
As he uttered the last syllable, the tall tower finally changed.
Around the base of the tower, a ring of blue electric arcs rapidly spread towards the top.
"Damn it!"
"Mountain Chief, run..."
Li Tai was overjoyed at first, then alarmed. As he spoke, he picked Fang Er up, slung him over his shoulder, and bolted.
Fang Er: ........
Where did this guy learn his moves? So proficient!
While he was still stunned, Li Tai had already grabbed the steel cable above and leaped out of the giant pit from which the tower was excavated.
The moment they left, the blue electric arcs had already engulfed the entire tower.
The electric arcs crackled and vibrated continuously.
"Whoosh..."
Suddenly, a ball of light shot out from the top of the tower and flew directly into the sky.
"Boom!"
The area in front of everyone was empty, but after the ball of light flew out, a faint blue opening slowly emerged.
"Damn, it really was a voice password..."
Li Tai stood there dumbfounded.
"Mountain Chief, should we go in?"
"Go to hell! Hurry and take that stone down!"
Fang Er seemed a little panicked. He had only tested it before, but he hadn't expected to actually open this wormhole.
Ten F-35s were needed to take down one shuttle; he was far from ready to fight them.
Li Tai also recalled the situation before, how the hundreds-of-meters-long destroyer was reduced to dust by a single shot from that shuttle....
"You few, follow me!"
Seeing the wormhole in the sky growing larger, he dared not delay. He called out to the Skyfire Army beside him and rushed towards the tall tower again.
But before he could get close, he heard a "snap" from the tower, and the wormhole in the sky instantly disappeared.
Everyone was a little confused...
Fang Er went over to take a look and saw that the stone he had just placed in the groove at the top of the tower had turned into a pile of powder.
What was going on?
The blue electric arcs covering the tower had also disappeared, just like the wormhole.
"Get this thing out and bring it back to study carefully!"
That stone was clearly a key. Without it, it seemed unlikely to open the wormhole again.
Take it back and dismantle it!
Everyone worked together to excavate the stone from under the tower and roughly stuffed it into the system warehouse.
Great Tang, Australia.
On the square of the research institute, the scaffolding that Li Tai and Newton had used for their debate had been dismantled.
The tall tower brought back from the underground world stood there.
Gauss, Faraday, Watt, Newton...
Hundreds of people climbed on it, using various tools to tap and prod the tower. Not only them, but also a large number of researchers Fang Er had "hijacked" from SpaceX in later generations.
The tower could open wormholes!
Fang Er had only said this, and they had swarmed over like wild dogs seeing a beautiful woman.
"What energy does this thing use?"
"What is its operating principle?"
"Why can this thing accurately pinpoint a specific planet?"
"........"
The allure of the tall tower to them far exceeded Fang Er's expectations.
After dropping the item, he drove back to Bajiao Lake.
From a distance, he saw the stingy Fang (Fang Xuanling) and Li Ke gathered together fishing for crocodiles.
However, there was someone else with them that Fang Er hadn't expected.
Du Ruhui?
When did this old geezer run over here?
"Hahahaha, kid, hurry up, look how fat the crocodile I caught is!"
Seeing him get out of the car, Fang Xuanling grinned, revealing his green false teeth, and smiled brightly.
"Take it easy, old man, don't strain your back!"
Fang Er looked at him speechlessly.
He was over fifty years old, still thinking he was a seventeen or eighteen-year-old boy?
After speaking, he walked towards Du Ruhui, who was cooling himself under a nearby tree.
"Old Du, when did you get here?"
"Not even two days. Where have you been busy?"
Du Ruhui was sitting in a wheelchair, a blanket covering his legs, and his speech was a little slurred.
Had this old man had a stroke?
"Heh heh, nothing much, just had a fight with aliens."
Fang Er scratched his head and sat down on a rock opposite him, asking curiously.
"Your mouth?"
"Do you drool usually?"
Du Ruhui: ..........
"Damn it!"
"Can't you say something nice? Why are you bringing up that sensitive topic!"
After speaking, he turned his face to Du He behind him.
"Are you blind?"
"Quickly wipe it for me..."
"It's coming out..."
Seeing this, Fang Er felt an inexplicable pang of sadness.
The old man, only in his forties, had become like this. He had worked hard for the Great Tang and had lived up to Li Shimin's trust.
He nodded to Du He, got up, took the handkerchief from his hand, wiped the saliva from the corner of the old man's mouth, sighed, and said slowly.
"You're like this already, why did you run all the way here instead of staying home!"
"Nearly ten thousand miles of sea travel, how could it not have..."
"You just want to attend my funeral, don't you?"
Du Ruhui rolled his eyes.
Damn it, can't he say anything nice!
Fang Er blurted out, "Heh heh, I'll sit at the women's table..."
"Du He, beat him to death for me!"
Du Ruhui was so angry that he struggled to raise his right hand, pointed at Fang Er, and shouted.
"Father, forget it, your son can't beat big brother Fang."
Du He looked wronged, like a little wife.
He had only been following this big brother for a few days. Back then, this guy was still very weak, but now, it was said he could make Li Xiaogong roll on the ground like a gourd.
Go up?
Looking for a beating?
"Bang!"
The sound of chopping came from nearby. The three of them looked and saw Fang Xuanling, holding a cleaver, dismembering the crocodile.
Soon, he walked over with the crocodile's tail.
"Come, come, take this back and stew it for your father!"
"Old Daoist Sun said this thing cures excessive salivation, let your father slowly savor it!"
"Such a big one, it should last him a few days."
Saying that, he casually threw the crocodile tail into Du He's arms and bent down to rub Du Ruhui's head a few times.
"Hahaha, how is it, Old Fang dotes on you, doesn't he?"
Du Ruhui's face instantly turned as dark as the bottom of a pot.
"Damn it, Du He, beat him for me!"
Du He: .........
The two in front of him, one he couldn't beat, the other he didn't dare to beat!
Can't you find someone for me who can fight?
"Father, I'm going to help Prince Han fish for crocodiles..."
After speaking, he ran away in a flash.
He ran faster than a rabbit...