After chatting for a while, I learned that Du Ruhui had requested to come. As Li Shimin was implementing reforms in the imperial court, there were constant troubles, big and small. With Fang Xuanling absent and Wei Zheng only arguing with him, Li Shimin found himself visiting Du's mansion every few days. When he thought of Fang Xuanling enjoying himself in Australia, he felt uneasy. After being pestered by Li Shimin for a few days, Du Ruhui simply threw in the towel and left! Anyway, he didn't think much of the reforms, so what was the point of playing along! Australia, here I come for retirement...
But his arrival delighted Fang Xuanling to no end. Usually, he was surrounded by younger people and had no one to talk to. Although his wife had also come along, their constant bickering was enough to wear down even the strongest of men! Now that Du Ruhui was here, he finally saw a savior. The two of them were inseparable, spending their days fishing for crocodiles or visiting native tribes to check out the girls. They were living a life of carefree joy! Of course, these were all things Li Ke said.
After listening to this, Fang Er looked at the two old men before him and chuckled. "How about we send the Han King to the future to get you some cooler girls? Whether they're European, American, Japanese, or Korean, I guarantee you'll be satisfied!"
"Get lost, who are you trying to insult!" Fang Xuanling irritably rolled his eyes at him, then pushed Du Ruhui and headed home. "If we stay with these little brats, we'll be corrupted!"
"Hahahaha......" Watching their retreating figures, Fang Er and Li Ke couldn't help but laugh heartily.
He used a cow's leg to fish a crocodile by the lake and carried it home to have Li Baoju deal with it. Hearing the sounds of water and laughter from the backyard, Fang Er tiptoed up to the third floor. He quietly opened the window and peeked into the backyard. Hiss... Infinite spring scenery!
"Splash..." A figure emerged from the water, and Fang Er was taken aback. Why had the young lady from the Changsun family come here to swim again? Wearing a three-piece bikini, her breasts were half-exposed. Her beautiful hair, damp from the water, cascaded onto her fair shoulders, reaching down to her waist. She looked slender, but definitely not like a walking skeleton. Should... it seem... she'd have some flesh to the touch?
Gulp.... Fang Er swallowed his saliva, took out his telescope, and carefully poked his head out of the window. Heh heh heh heh. White! So white!
Chai Yue, who was below, looked up and wiped the water droplets from her face. By chance, she saw a gleam of light from above. Upon closer inspection, it was her husband. Then, glancing at Changsun Ling'er beside her, a playful smile immediately curved her lips.
"Sister, this swimsuit doesn't seem to suit you."
"Lu'er, hurry up and get Sister Ling'er another swimsuit, the one at the very bottom of the chest, or it won't hold everything in!"
Changsun Ling'er's pretty face turned bright red. "Sister, what are you doing? I've worn this one so many times, and you never said it wasn't suitable before."
Chai Yue smiled and leaned closer, holding her arm. "Hehe, that was before. I've noticed you've filled out a bit these past couple of days, so let's just change to a different one."
"Since there are no men at home anyway, you can wear whatever you want..."
"Let me tell you, I'm an experienced woman, so you should listen to me."
"If the size is too small and you keep wearing it, it can cause problems there."
Changsun Ling'er looked at her with suspicion until Lu'er brought over the new swimsuit. But the moment she saw it, Changsun Ling'er shook her head like a rattle drum.
"Ah!"
"How embarrassing, what is this even called clothing? Isn't it just a fishing net!"
"What do you know? Husband said this is called fashion!"
"Come, Sister will help you change." Chai Yue said with a serious expression, her hand already reaching for Changsun Ling'er's back.
"Slurp..." Fang Er wiped his mouth and peeked out again.
"Bang......"
"Damn it!" In his haste, he hit his head directly on the window ledge, and the telescope slipped from his grasp.
"Plop......" Hearing something fall into the water, the women turned and looked in this direction. Changsun Ling'er seemed to realize something and quickly looked up at the third floor. Seeing the window open and a hand grasping the ledge, she knew immediately that someone was peeping!
"Ah........" With a scream, she completely submerged herself under the water. What should I do... This is the second time he's seen me like this...
[Tsk tsk tsk, you have the heart of a thief but not the courage of one!]
[Come, this old lady will give you a hand!]
Just as the system's voice echoed in his mind, a powerful current suddenly swept through Fang Er's entire body. Before he could even understand what this woman meant, he was electrocuted and instinctively jumped up. As a result... he flew out of the third-floor window... and landed in the swimming pool with a "plop." The current didn't stop; the entire swimming pool flashed with blue electrical light, transforming into something akin to a lightning pool.
"Ah........" For a moment, screams erupted from the women in the backyard.
Up front, Li Baoju was still dealing with the crocodile. Hearing the commotion, he couldn't help but shake his head. "It seems I need to add two more ginseng roots...." As he spoke, he took out two ginseng roots, thicker than his arm, from a nearby box and tossed them directly into the pot.
Fang Er's landing spot was right next to Changsun Ling'er. He simply made the instinctive motion of someone falling into water, flailing his hands randomly.
"Screech......" The sound of tearing fabric was clear in her ears. He turned his head to look, and under the water, their eyes met. The crucial point was... Fang Er's flailing had directly torn Changsun Ling'er's swimsuit, which then floated away... The scene was quite a feast for the eyes!
"Ah....."
"Gulp... gulp... gulp..." Changsun Ling'er's face was filled with panic. She wanted to shout, but she ended up swallowing a lot of water. Coupled with the system sister causing mischief, once her mouth opened, it couldn't be closed again. Bubbles kept rising, and the pool water seemed to find an outlet, continuously rushing into her mouth. Her body began to twitch powerlessly.
Fang Er was startled and quickly yelled at the system. "You damned woman, turn off that electricity!" If it keeps electrocuting her, someone will die... Then, he grabbed Changsun Ling'er and surfaced from the water. The girl's eyes were tightly shut, her expression showing extreme discomfort. He laid her flat by the edge of the pool and, neglecting everything else, immediately began CPR. Chest compressions, artificial respiration, a repeating cycle.
"Cough....." After a while, Changsun Ling'er finally showed a reaction, coughing up a large amount of clear water, and her eyes slowly opened. Seeing Fang Er's face right in front of her, she reflexively slapped him.
"Slap........" The sound echoed throughout the backyard.
"Ah, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to!" After hitting him, she quickly realized and immediately got up to apologize. However, she had forgotten something. Fang Er, holding his face, stared at her, with two streams of blood emerging from his nostrils.
Only then did Chai Yue, Bing Xue Yu Lu, Xiao Qing, and Da Bao manage to crawl out of the water. Their faces were flushed red; the current that had spread from Fang Er had left them in an awkward, unsatisfied state. Uncomfortable... Looking at the "man and woman in love" before them, Chai Yue, with a red face, waved her hand.
"Girls, take down this pair of man and woman!"
"Carry them both up to the third floor!"
"The hunt begins!"