363: Chapter 352: I Can Sleep on the Floor 363: Chapter 352: I Can Sleep on the Floor Song Yun scratched his head, feeling a bit dizzy, “Alright, since there’s nothing else to discuss, I’m heading back.
Hope you two enjoy your time here today, and feel free to contact me anytime; I’ll be right over.”
“Can you really have fun with a guy like that around?
Not fighting is already good enough,” Long Tiantian coyly rolled her eyes at Song Yun, while Gulang, being the gentleman, merely shrugged his shoulders, not offering much explanation to that comment.
After leaving the booth, Song Yun said to Li Yueyue and Zhao Yan, “Zhao Yan, did you notice something off about those two?”
“I did notice something.
Even though Long Tiantian’s words are quite intense, her glances toward Gulang were like seeking someone’s approval.
Such subtle moves aren’t something one can just pretend; it’s a habit formed over many years,” Zhao Yan spoke gravely.
“The situation is starting to get interesting.
From what I see, maybe all of Long Tiantian’s ventures are backed by Gulang.
Everyone thinks she’s a lesbian, but this rumor might not be so accurate after all.”
“I believe she hasn’t slept with any other men because not many can catch her eye.
But just now, I quickly thought through and listed all the influential people in Sunan in my mind, and Gulang is right at the top.
Heh, things are getting interesting.”
“You mean the two of them?” Zhao Yan opened her mouth wide and let out a dry laugh.
“That’s right, it’s good enough that you know this.
Even if these two aren’t in touch now, they’ve definitely been together before,” Song Yun said with a scornful smile.
“Both of them are old foxes, playing their own supernatural games.”
“What did you just mention?
Something about ‘being together’?” Li Yueyue, clinging persistently, asked after overhearing Song Yun’s words.
“I didn’t say much.
Besides, haven’t you been really into acupoints lately?
I know one that’s pretty amazing.”
“Oh, do tell,” Li Yueyue, who had lately been on a frenzy, constantly asking Xiao Qing and Qingluan about body acupoints, seemingly planning to become a fighter of justice.
“That acupoint is used to test if a woman is a virgin,” Song Yun said, chuckling as he ruffled Li Yueyue’s hair.
“But that’s useless for you.”
“Is that true?
I want to try it too!” Li Yueyue said coquettishly, swinging Song Yun’s arm.
“I’ve always believed our Chinese medicine is way better than Western medicine, but I’ve been upset there’s no way to prove it.
Can you teach me that acupoint?”
Song Yun grimaced, saying, “That acupoint is one of the hardest to find, and the one you mentioned is really tiny.
Without vigorous pinching or hitting, it won’t have that effect.”
“Then you have to teach me.
Honestly, I have several women I don’t like; each of them acts purer than the last but are messed up with men behind the scenes,” Li Yueyue pouted in annoyance.
“What infuriates me most is that they’re jealous of my figure and beauty and spread rumors about me.
Next time I see them, I need to give them a hard time.”
Li Yueyue’s nature is that of a little witch, and everyone in Sunan dotes on her, not to mention someone protective like Song Yun.
Hearing this, Song Yun pointed to a spot three centimeters above Li Yueyue’s shoulder blade, “I’m going to pinch it now, try to feel the spot.”
After demonstrating, Song Yun pressed his thumb on the acupoint while Li Yueyue looked at him blankly and asked, “And then?”
“There’s no ‘then.’ As long as no sound is made or any unusual action taken, she’s a virgin,” Song Yun shrugged.
“You can’t learn this skill right away; I’ll teach you slowly when we get home.”
“Dream on!
At home, I’m always in my pajamas.
Aren’t you just trying to take advantage while pretending to teach me?
I’d rather not.
Maybe next time we crash their party, I’ll bring you along,” Li Yueyue huffed prettily and pushed the door into the booth.
Listening to Li Yueyue recounting her recent story of outsmarting a seductress to the women inside, Song Yun helplessly shook his head, “Alright, it’s getting late, I’ll take the girls home now, let’s catch up some other day.”
“Since you’re leaving, everyone might as well disperse too.
We’ve had plenty to drink today, so let’s go have fun elsewhere,” Wang Hu laughed, holding onto his female companion.
“Wuli and Zhao Yan, you two really look lonely; if someone didn’t know better, they’d think you two were monks or maybe even…gay!”
“Go to hell, I’m the sole heir to my family name; I wouldn’t do such things,” Wuli retorted with a laugh.
“As for Jue Wu, the little monk, drinking booze, eating meat, chasing girls without missing a beat, who knows who taught him that!”
“It’s none other than Black Flood Dragon.
He was the one who took Monk to nightclubs, I heard back then he never came home at night,” Li Tang said smilingly, inadvertently throwing Black Flood Dragon under the bus.
Sure enough, Xiao Hei’s expression quickly turned unfriendly when he heard this, giving Black Flood Dragon a cold sneer.
But as a classic case of macho denial, Black Flood Dragon stood tall and unapologetic, whether he’d be kneeling on a washboard or a keyboard at home was not for the brothers to know.
Since the ladies had also drunk a bit that night and considering some people’s tolerance, Song Yun had two guys drive him back home.
Arriving at the villa, he saw Liu Ran with a flushed face, taking off her coat.
“It’s so hot.”
Song Yun eyed Liu Ran’s slender, pale neck and swallowed hard, thinking to himself that this was damn tempting, but actual misdeeds were out of question, especially with the other women watching.
One wrong move could be massively damaging.
“Those who are drunk should just go to sleep, it’s easy to faint if you try to shower now,” Song Yun massaged his temples as he spoke.
“Then tonight, I’ll sleep with Yueyue.
Sister Qing, are you coming?” Liu Ran asked tipsily, playfully touching Li Yueyue’s cheek, “Tonight is our private girls’ space.”
“Oh, Liu Ran, you’re drunk,” Li Yueyue said shyly.
“I’m not that kind of easy girl.”
Song Yun thought to himself, she definitely wasn’t an easy girl; when it came down to it, she was out of her mind.
But drunk people tend to make rash decisions, which worried Song Yun.
“If you two are together in one place, I don’t feel safe.
How about I join in?
Don’t worry, I can sleep on the floor,” Song Yun promised earnestly.
“Yeah, right, letting you in is the biggest concern,” Li Yueyue playfully retorted, then rolled her eyes at Song Yun, “Come on, let’s go to sleep.”