364: Chapter 353: Completely Exposed 364: Chapter 353: Completely Exposed Watching the ladies support one another as they went upstairs, Song Yun smacked his lips and said, “Why didn’t they take you with them?”
Li Shishi went to the kitchen, peeled an apple for herself, cut it in half, and handed it to Song Yun, “Have an apple to freshen your breath.
Right now, your mouth reeks of tobacco and alcohol; it smells really bad.”
Song Yun, unconcerned, took a half and sat on the sofa, starting to eat.
“Li Yueyue can’t have just left you out here, right?
That really wouldn’t be cool.”
“Shut your stinky mouth.
Yueyue just left me here to take care of you because she was worried you drank too much tonight.” Li Shishi said indignantly.
“Don’t think Yueyue is all careless; she’s actually very meticulous.”
“That’s true, or else she couldn’t be so beloved by so many people on a regular basis.” Song Yun put the apple carelessly on the table and mumbled vaguely, “How about it, my mouth is fresh now, isn’t it time we headed to bed?”
“What are you saying?
It sounds so gross.
Who said they wanted to sleep with you?” Li Shishi’s face turned slightly red and said, “Go upstairs to sleep.
I’ll watch TV for a bit more.”
“Don’t be like that, you just got back and had me freshen up, isn’t it because you wanted to do something later?” Song Yun said with a sleazy smile.
“Everything is ready on my end, but you haven’t flipped my sign, you naughty, naughty person.”
“Ugh~”
Li Shishi dramatically made a gagging gesture and said, “Could you not speak so disgustingly?
I really want to beat you to death listening to that, and right now, you reek, who in their right mind would want to flip your sign?”
“Alright, alright, as you wish.” Song Yun sneezed and said, “Tomorrow’s another new challenge, the days of peace and quiet are getting fewer and fewer.”
Li Shishi looked at the retreating back of Song Yun as he went upstairs and stomped her feet in frustration.
You jerk, can’t you just be a bit more dominant, like carrying me to your room?
Don’t you know girls can’t initiate such things?
You really are clueless, an imbecile, a fool…
How could Song Yun not know what Li Shishi was thinking?
He was sure that even if he didn’t carry Li Shishi back, she would end up pushing the door open herself, later on.
What he needed to do now was to get himself clean and fragrant.
“I love baths, my skin feels so good.” Song Yun hummed a tune while bathing.
He didn’t know that on the other side of the world, on an island, a couple looked at a beautiful girl and said, “We heard your brother has now established himself in Sunan.
Your mother and I have a bit of a unique situation, so we can’t return for the time being.
You go back first and take good care of your brother, don’t let him get too impatient.”
“Dad, what does brother look like?
Is he handsome?” the girl asked innocently, lifting her head.
The man laughed heartily upon hearing this, “Of course, he’s your brother.
You are so pretty; your brother can’t be too far off.
A yacht will come to pick you up soon; I’ve arranged everything for you.”
“What if my brother dislikes me?” the girl asked, a bit coyly.
After all, she had only heard of this brother in her parents’ conversations and had never seen what he actually looked like, let alone a deep understanding.
“He wouldn’t dare.” The beautiful woman glared and said, “Don’t worry, that rascal can’t get away from his mother’s grasp.
If he treats you badly, just call me, and I’ll head back to teach him a lesson.”
“Okay.” The girl obediently nodded her head, but her mind was in turmoil at the sudden plan to meet her brother.
What did her brother look like?
Would he dislike her?
How should she act when meeting him for the first time?
Would it be too awkward to stay silent, and what should she say if she spoke?
…
After his bath, Song Yun came out of the bathroom wrapped in a bath towel, only to see Li Shishi lying on the bed in her pajamas playing with a computer.
Song Yun, with a lecherous smile, said, “You say no with your mouth, but your body seems to be telling the truth.”
“Are you asking to die?” Li Shishi glared at Song Yun and said, “Get your pants on quick, and if you expose even a little bit, I’ll cut it off.”
“Damn, this is my room, isn’t it?
Even if I dance around completely naked no one has any say!” Song Yun said, disgruntled, “As for you, sneaking into a good young man’s room in the middle of the night, do you have some ulterior motive?
Shame on you, a former high college graduate, this would be breaking the law, knowing full well it’s illegal.”
“Why don’t you choke on water and die.” Unable to outtalk Song Yun, Li Shishi pulled out a pillow from under her and threw it at him.
“See, when you can’t win an argument, you start getting physical.
Can’t you elevate your personal cultivation?” Song Yun curled his lip and poured himself a glass of water, “It really is a bit hot today, no, no, I have to take this bath towel off.”
“You dare.” Li Shishi stared at him furiously and said, “Don’t make me go to Xiao Ran’s room and call Qingluan over.”
“Hehe, hehe.” Song Yun chuckled awkwardly and said nothing.
If he really brought that Qingluan girl over, would he have anywhere to run to?
“You win, okay?
Really, a man can’t even have his own space.”
Turning his back and holding a cup in one hand, and a kettle in the other, Song Yun said, “I really don’t get what you ladies think, ambushing a guy in the middle of the night, you should at least wait until I’m asleep.
How can you now…”
Since both of Song Yun’s hands were occupied, the bath towel came undone as he drank some water, and his belly swelled.
In Li Shishi’s astonished gaze, she saw two shiny buttocks.
“Ah, my eyes!” Li Shishi screamed, “Song Yun, you must be tired of living.”
No sooner had she screamed than the door was pushed open.
Led by Qingluan, the group of women rushed in, “What’s wrong, Shishi, what happened?”
Song Yun was just drinking water, feeling a cool breeze on his behind when everyone barged in before he managed to wrap the towel around himself and explain to Li Shishi.
Damn it, there went all his innocence, Song Yun felt as if his entire self was totally exposed.
“Brother Song Yun, you’re actually an exhibitionist.” Liu Ran screamed, covering her eyes.
But, really, if you cover your eyes, you should cover them well; what’s with peeking through those large gaps between your fingers?
“Exactly, put some clothes on quickly.” Li Yueyue appeared innocent as well, but unlike the others, she didn’t cover her eyes or turn away; instead, she stared openly at Song Yun.
What was that about?
Unlike Li Yueyue, Xiao Qing and Qingluan were more conservative, both turning their bodies away.
However, Qingluan seemed really upset, clenching her fists and grinding her teeth, “Put on some clothes.”